"oh dear, not another shitting frenzy"
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 12:51 (five years ago) link
So wish I had access to Photoshop rn so I could quickly cobble together a cover for Illicit-Shit Enthusiast Monthly (Weekly?).
― On the Wingers of Love: The Kip & Debra Story (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 12:51 (five years ago) link
daily or gtfo imo
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 12:53 (five years ago) link
Never realised this was such a problem, maybe there’s scope for prototyping some sort of bog lock so that people can’t actually lift the lid and commit their brown crimes? Like an adapted steering wheel lock type thing
― William Thinkpiece Hackery (NickB), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:05 (five years ago) link
introducing: the shitstopper, by ronco
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:06 (five years ago) link
you'd think there would be a toilet lock, in same manner that sparkies use padlocks to lock off circuit breakers, to ensure they don't get any surprises whilst touch exposed cables.
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:07 (five years ago) link
most toilets lock from the inside is the problem
― William Thinkpiece Hackery (NickB), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:08 (five years ago) link
In response to what one assumes must have been a rash of panicked employees who found themselves unable to escape their locked bathroom stalls (not outside the realm of possibility in this workplace), our building recently changed the stall locks so that they can, in an emergency, be unlocked from the outside. It's a complicated mechanism which would require the use of a flathead screwdriver or a quarter, probably just a thumbnail really, which has led me to philosophical inquiries on the nature of a lock (is a lock still a lock when everyone in the world has an equal degree of control over its lockedness?).
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:37 (five years ago) link
birds
― El Tomboto, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 13:57 (five years ago) link
they are total dinosaurs if you ask me.
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:03 (five years ago) link
There are degrees. WKIW a robin but a goose can suck a fuck.
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:08 (five years ago) link
corvids ftw
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:10 (five years ago) link
I love birds, it's those sadistic stinking furballs that hunt them that can fuck right off, or "snakes with fur" or "breath stealing night-wraiths" or whatever you call them.
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:12 (five years ago) link
Birds are awesome other than seagulls which are the dumbest most useless fuckheads. At least a crow has the dignity to wait until you leave to eat your food. Seagulls just grab it out your hand. Also they fly around at 2 am screaming in their high pitched whinny and wake up the neighbourhood.
Update on bagel hot sauce ordeal: went to complain as a friend suggested i should. There was an English barrier and they had no idea why I was complaining. I left wondering why the fuck did I bother.
― synonym toast crunch (Ross), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:43 (five years ago) link
Is it cool if I get your last sentence engraved on my tombstone?
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:50 (five years ago) link
^ I would be honoured man
― synonym toast crunch (Ross), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:52 (five years ago) link
i'd leave the last couple of letters of the engraving unfinished just for maximum old man dgaf swag points
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:53 (five years ago) link
gulls totally revel in their disgusting savagery, horribly cruel and beautiful monsters
― William Thinkpiece Hackery (NickB), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 14:58 (five years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vAgSF2SVRCIhere is some proof of the disgusting savagery!
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 15:06 (five years ago) link
Lol
― synonym toast crunch (Ross), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 15:50 (five years ago) link
People who dislike seagulls.
― Leaghaidh am brón an t-anam bochd (dowd), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 16:00 (five years ago) link
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 9:53 AM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
No joke, I am wearing these socks rn:
https://media.blueq.com/modules/imageresizer/0fb/e2d/d2360464ce/480x640.jpg
So the gesture would also be in the service of scoring 'Old Lunch being Old Lunch' points.
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 16:02 (five years ago) link
(Feel like that sartorial confession just opened me up for inclusion itt.)
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 16:03 (five years ago) link
gulls are intelligent and malevolent enough to hate with full gusto
evil fucks
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 17:32 (five years ago) link
i admire this in birds, especially gulls, and how they piss off humans. what is wrong with you people?
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 17:42 (five years ago) link
I grew up around docks and work in an area of a coastal city plagued by gull ice-cream attacks dont fucking lecture me
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 17:55 (five years ago) link
ICE-CREAM ATTACKS THATS RIGHT
https://static.boredpanda.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/you-had-one-job-funny-fails-61-57a0989b11380__605.jpg
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:17 (five years ago) link
OMG
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 7:55 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
WHERE DO YOU THINK I GREW YOU MR CLEAN NON-URINE PIPES? GULLS ROOL U DROOL
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:18 (five years ago) link
I was up my mother's last week and about 7pm there was masses of them congregating in the street outside, just sort of stalking around. Needless to say she doesn't live anywhere near the sea.
― We can be herpes (Tom D.), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:21 (five years ago) link
the illicit shit convo upthread is making me lol a little too loudly at work
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:28 (five years ago) link
i remember witnessing a gull literally fight and tear apart a crow in front of bc place
― F# A# (∞), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:40 (five years ago) link
If you spend $500 on a Phish box set, you should have to go door to door and identify yourself to your neighbors. (Of course, they probably already know, or at least suspect.)
The Baker's Dozen: Live At Madison Square Garden To Be Released As 3-CD, 6-LP Sets & Complete 13 Show 36-CD Limited Box Set. Details: https://t.co/9YTIGq6juV #Phish #TheBakersDozen pic.twitter.com/pzQvJ8Ov3C— Phish (@phish) June 6, 2018
― grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:41 (five years ago) link
See, I see things like that and wonder about the target market. If you love a band (any band) enough to shell out $500, you already have all their records, loads of B-sides, loads of live records.
The idea that there's something SO NEW on exactly this compilation that it is worth a week's salary seems bonkers to me. But then I am not a PhishHead / Phishohpile / Ichthyologist / Treymonger (or whatever they're called; don't tell me because I don't care).
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:45 (five years ago) link
i actually wish it were any of those
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:47 (five years ago) link
Oh hell, is it... Phans?
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:49 (five years ago) link
a weeks salary my god
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 18:52 (five years ago) link
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, June 6, 2018 11:49 AM (thirteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
i'm so sorry
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 19:03 (five years ago) link
Pheces
― Mario Meatwagon (Moodles), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 22:51 (five years ago) link
Phecophages iirc
― Buttholt Brecht (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 23:18 (five years ago) link
Analstasi
― emotional support vegetable (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 23:26 (five years ago) link
I know the conversation has moved on, but
The fault is yours for making a sandwich that included both cheese and butter. You yourself belong in this thread for such a crime.
This seems inexplicable to me? Dry bread with cheddar on it is not as nice as buttered bread.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Thursday, 7 June 2018 01:28 (five years ago) link
anastasians
― Larry Elleison (rogermexico.), Thursday, 7 June 2018 04:21 (five years ago) link
Whichever coworker of mine failed to ring out the sponge in the office breakroom after using it.
― incel clown posse (naus), Friday, 8 June 2018 02:14 (five years ago) link
ppl at work who leave food in the sink strainer after rinsing their lunch containersits gross & i hate itif it’s your house whatever leave it idgaf but fuckin try not to be a dirtbag in public jeez
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 8 June 2018 02:16 (five years ago) link
i hope your breakroom has a kitchen, otherwise i'm wondering what this communal sponge is for.
― lana del boy (ledge), Friday, 8 June 2018 13:17 (five years ago) link
birth control, i assume
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 8 June 2018 13:21 (five years ago) link
Addendum to bagel w hot sauce incident: I rarely ever complain but I did as my friends suggested it would be worth it. Ended up getting free coffee and a coffee mug :-/
― Slippage (Ross), Friday, 8 June 2018 14:19 (five years ago) link
old co-worker still buys video games off me, but he low balls to insane degrees and asks me for games i won't sell (told him many times)
i'm selling him 8 PS2 games, 1 NES game and possibly a free gun for 15 CD. He's still asking me to sell PAC-MAN, yeah right buddy!
― sunburst N snowblind (Ross), Tuesday, 19 June 2018 05:18 (five years ago) link