recently on ILX Dreams...

I swear this is the most fucked up dream I've ever had, I guess the medicine I'm on at the moment is kind of crazy.

I woke up and was quite glad to find myself still on good terms with the girl in question.

-- Ronan

From now on Ronan, if anyone disses me, I'm taking them atraight to the PURGERATOR.

As an afterthought, you don't think she meant 'percolator'?

a dramatic new stage production about the secret lives of Scooby Doo cartoon characters.

a book examining math textbooks from something like a ten year period, critically examining their approach.

MTV was showing graphic sexual acts

the folds in her red pajamas suddenly morphed into the shape of Sean Carruther's head.

take our relationship to the PURGERATOR

(the last two i just put in because i couldn't not)

Funny how it totally made sense in the dream that Tom Waits calls turpentine "pussy".
Now, ummmmm..........

I dreamt it was my birthday and my sister had a surprise party for me but let it slip on the way to the venue (a large pub with a circular bar) that she'd invited all my 'friends from ILX'(!) I said, 'I don't know anyone on ILX and don't really want them at my party anyway'. And next thing I was at the party but it was over very quickly. Next day, all my 'friends from ILX' were saying, 'Great party, Penelope' and I was saying, 'what the hell are you talking about, you weren't at my party'. And I had this awful feeling that I'd forgotten what had happened the night before and I started to panic cos I thought my mind was going.

Then I woke up.

What CAN it mean??? I'll be afraid to sleep tonight.

You really ARE my friends!

Get the fuck outta my dreams though.

Or crash your party with a giant fucking boat.

Turns out that we had been duped by a shifty landlord, and our fab new "apartment" was actually the lobby of a GIRLS BOARDING SCHOOL.

I'm sure there are conclusions to be drawn there about "being on ILX just like being back in high school" or something...

so it's two weeks from now, and i'm in paris. only i don't know how i got there or what has happened in the two intervening weeks--i somehow have blanked it out or am suffering from minor amnesia. i'm in a restaurant, a long place with one wall full of little sculptures of buildings. or maybe they are buildings! because they start to get bombed or something, and i can't figure out if it's real buildings in the distance or weird little models in the restaurant.

all the time i am thinking, "SHIT, THIS ISN'T A DREAM. THERE IS NO WAY THIS IS A DREAM!" it was like a reverse-lucid dream! then i "wake up" and try to post about it on ilx, except this is dream-within-a-dream styles going on here!

then i really wake up and kinda freak out and scare the gf and sneeze a lot.

The End

seriously, it was really chilling. fucked my shit right up.

xp

??????

were we cute?

I was listening to football results on the radio. (Note, I do not like or understand football) I was waiting for something. When the announcer said 'Arbroath' (Not the result mind, just the team. I don't even know if Arbroath have a team) I leapt in the air and cheered.

I also did this in my bed, asleep. I've pulled my back really badly, and woke up in pain. Certain movements cause a surprising amount of pain, which makes me catch my breath and feel sick. So, worst dream ever.

Also, I'm trying to find a meaning. Why Arbroath? Is Arbroath a good thing? - I cheered, implying it was good, but it also destroyed my back, so who knows?

Odd thing is, for the first few minutes after waking up from that, I felt like I *did* post whatever it was that I had dreamed I'd posted and rushed over to ILX to see what the reaction was like. Hmph.

The word I was trying to put on was "WAKE", I didn't realise the significance of the word until I woke up after that and remembered that I shouldn't have been sleeping at the time.

I was going to have the W on a triple letter too, had I not messed up. But it was all a dream anyway.