i love big moustaches and kind of want one but the food thing is what stops me
― marcos, Monday, 21 May 2018 14:27 (six years ago) link
you like big 'stache and you cannot lie
― The floor is larva (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 21 May 2018 14:34 (six years ago) link
I grew a moustache a few years ago, but felt a little too Foxworthy.
― pplains, Monday, 21 May 2018 15:03 (six years ago) link
omg i can see how it might
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Monday, 21 May 2018 15:07 (six years ago) link
mine tends to be sadly flanders-y if i don't trim a lot, but i been staying with it over all protests (some quite loud), since i object to the current profiles of other facial hair possibilities even more
― Hunt3r, Monday, 21 May 2018 16:52 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/nLU58uD.jpg
"If you've ever called a game at War Memorial Stadium – even though there were no football teams on the field – then you might possibly be..."
― pplains, Monday, 21 May 2018 17:55 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/0rpP1FR.jpg
"Sure there were some great movies made in the 1990s, but how come no one ever wants to talk about 'Fried Green Tomatoes'?"
― pplains, Monday, 21 May 2018 17:58 (six years ago) link
good look imo
― clouds, Tuesday, 22 May 2018 17:21 (six years ago) link
thank you, c
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 00:03 (six years ago) link
I support that look man
― Hunt3r, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 02:08 (six years ago) link
thx, thx, thx, but do I look smarter than a 5th-grader?
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 02:15 (six years ago) link
Can only compare to self-stached and say...legit.
― Hunt3r, Wednesday, 23 May 2018 02:24 (six years ago) link
Seagulls man. Loud and annoying at 3 am, on top of my building like it’s a watchtower and stealing food out yer hand, total savages
― Music is confidence (Ross), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 03:31 (six years ago) link
people who use mobile phone order lines at coffee shops/etc and have that "time is money" zombie look on their face
― don piano (Ross), Wednesday, 23 May 2018 22:28 (six years ago) link
Those aren’t “disgusting savages” though? Maybe need a different thread for “quotidian horrors”
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 24 May 2018 11:50 (six years ago) link
as a former barista i can testify those ppl are savages indeed
― clouds, Friday, 25 May 2018 23:13 (six years ago) link
Clouds
My main man
― Young N the deathless (Ross), Friday, 25 May 2018 23:47 (six years ago) link
hieeeee
― clouds, Saturday, 26 May 2018 00:02 (six years ago) link
Astoundingly dumb motherfuckers who never look behind them when preparing to disembark a train and separate me from my family so that my wife ends up having to deal with 4 pieces of luggage by herself
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 27 May 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
I was outside having a smoke and a guy was just staring at me from the balcony like “whatttt?”
Starings rude bitch
― California scheming (Ross), Sunday, 27 May 2018 23:01 (six years ago) link
Got a bagel today and asked for cream cheese. Got home and opened it up and there was hot sauce. Wtf?Went back and reported it, was told they ran out of cream cheese, and was subsequently given a piss ant portion of butter. Savages
― synonym toast crunch (Ross), Monday, 4 June 2018 17:24 (five years ago) link
I was in Brixton once and ordered a toasted bagel with cream cheese and it came with cream cheese and butter. So much butter the bagel was floating in a small puddle of it. What the hell is wrong with you people over there?
― grawlix (unperson), Monday, 4 June 2018 17:40 (five years ago) link
75% of my orders have come to me wrong this time round in this awful country
― laurel or hardyhearin (darraghmac), Monday, 4 June 2018 17:59 (five years ago) link
This is Starbucks, so I deserve it, but:
I once got a plastic-wrapped sandwich from Starbucks and it turned out to be two slices of bread with nothing in
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 4 June 2018 21:13 (five years ago) link
nothingsammich
― startled macropod (MatthewK), Monday, 4 June 2018 21:23 (five years ago) link
That's called a "Wish Sandwich" iirc
― pplains, Monday, 4 June 2018 22:53 (five years ago) link
one of my fave sandwich places had a prosciutto, tomato & fresh mozzarella sandwich that i lovedone day they ran out of tomato & subbed with pickles & didnt tell meit was kinda good but subbing tomato with pickle was a p bizarre thought-progression to me
― Squeaky Fromage (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 4 June 2018 23:02 (five years ago) link
obviously a breadwich
― j., Monday, 4 June 2018 23:30 (five years ago) link
xp
everyone knows this is called bread-bread. why are you all trying to come up with new names?
― My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Monday, 4 June 2018 23:32 (five years ago) link
Once I got my lunch from the work fridge, and found that someone had stolen the cheese from INSIDE my sandwich but left the rest behind. I know it wasn't just me forgetting to put the cheese in, because there were cheese crumbs and slice imprints in the butter.
― Mince Pramthwart (James Morrison), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 05:03 (five years ago) link
that is next-level savagery, why the fuck would someone even think to do that let alone commit the act
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 10:54 (five years ago) link
as Glen Matlock would say, much worse things have happened to sandwiches.
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 10:58 (five years ago) link
I once bought a pair of scotch eggs for my brother and I only to find that my scotch egg had no egg inside
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:01 (five years ago) link
not really savagery but it was a pretty sad day, let me tell you
how the fuck does that happen? surely they case the scotch around the egg? probably not now i come to think of it
― My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:01 (five years ago) link
we should probably draw a veil over the production methods of scotch eggs tbh
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:02 (five years ago) link
I once got a can of lager from the discount shelf in ASDA and it was full of water. But the good news was I had won a hundred quid and it had a sealed tube with two sealed 50 quid notes in it.
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:03 (five years ago) link
tbf at least glen got something added to his sandwich, poor james suffered only subtraction
i guess what i'm saying is that true savagery is stealing a man's cheese and not even having the common decency to jizz on his bread
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:03 (five years ago) link
lol!
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:05 (five years ago) link
i once made scotch eggs and they were amazing. you end up making loads of them so i had one for lunch for like two weeks, and what a two weeks that was
― My name is the Pope and in the 90s I smoked a lot of dope (dog latin), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:05 (five years ago) link
good times!
― Neil S, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:06 (five years ago) link
captain scotcher!
― calzino, Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:07 (five years ago) link
lmao bizarro
― flamenco blorf (BradNelson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:25 (five years ago) link
The fault is yours for making a sandwich that included both cheese and butter. You yourself belong in this thread for such a crime.
― grawlix (unperson), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 11:48 (five years ago) link
Wait, what, unless it is cream cheese a cheese sandwich needs butter (or mayonnaise in a pinch)
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 12:13 (five years ago) link
i think at the very least we can agree it needs pickle
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 12:14 (five years ago) link
not loading all 1615 msgs to check if i've already mentioned it (i probably have) but
people in hospitals who don't wash up after using the loo. you people disgust me and you deserve to be shot.
― lbi's life of limitless european glamour (Le Bateau Ivre), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 12:16 (five years ago) link
well at least they'd be well-placed to receive medical attention after getting shot i spose
― and TOWERS MONACO as 'seaman' (bizarro gazzara), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 12:19 (five years ago) link
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Wednesday, 6 June 2018 12:19 (five years ago) link