Disgusting savages; list them ALL itt

/Bearded persons who allow the moustache to overgrow the mouth, and are thereby apparently content to dunk their facial hair into everything they eat and drink./

Sucking whisky from my moustache is one of my few remaining pleasures. Not denying I'm a disgusting savage, though.

i love big moustaches and kind of want one but the food thing is what stops me

you like big 'stache and you cannot lie

I grew a moustache a few years ago, but felt a little too Foxworthy.

omg i can see how it might

mine tends to be sadly flanders-y if i don't trim a lot, but i been staying with it over all protests (some quite loud), since i object to the current profiles of other facial hair possibilities even more

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"If you've ever called a game at War Memorial Stadium – even though there were no football teams on the field – then you might possibly be..."

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"Sure there were some great movies made in the 1990s, but how come no one ever wants to talk about 'Fried Green Tomatoes'?"

good look imo

thank you, c

I support that look man

thx, thx, thx, but do I look smarter than a 5th-grader?

Can only compare to self-stached and say...legit.

Seagulls man. Loud and annoying at 3 am, on top of my building like it’s a watchtower and stealing food out yer hand, total savages

people who use mobile phone order lines at coffee shops/etc and have that "time is money" zombie look on their face

Those aren’t “disgusting savages” though? Maybe need a different thread for “quotidian horrors”

as a former barista i can testify those ppl are savages indeed

Clouds

My main man

hieeeee

Astoundingly dumb motherfuckers who never look behind them when preparing to disembark a train and separate me from my family so that my wife ends up having to deal with 4 pieces of luggage by herself

I was outside having a smoke and a guy was just staring at me from the balcony like “whatttt?”

Starings rude bitch

Got a bagel today and asked for cream cheese. Got home and opened it up and there was hot sauce. Wtf?
Went back and reported it, was told they ran out of cream cheese, and was subsequently given a piss ant portion of butter. Savages

I was in Brixton once and ordered a toasted bagel with cream cheese and it came with cream cheese and butter. So much butter the bagel was floating in a small puddle of it. What the hell is wrong with you people over there?

75% of my orders have come to me wrong this time round in this awful country

This is Starbucks, so I deserve it, but:

I once got a plastic-wrapped sandwich from Starbucks and it turned out to be two slices of bread with nothing in

nothingsammich

That's called a "Wish Sandwich" iirc

one of my fave sandwich places had a prosciutto, tomato & fresh mozzarella sandwich that i loved
one day they ran out of tomato & subbed with pickles & didnt tell me

it was kinda good but subbing tomato with pickle was a p bizarre thought-progression to me

obviously a breadwich

xp

everyone knows this is called bread-bread. why are you all trying to come up with new names?

I once got a plastic-wrapped sandwich from Starbucks and it turned out to be two slices of bread with nothing in

Once I got my lunch from the work fridge, and found that someone had stolen the cheese from INSIDE my sandwich but left the rest behind. I know it wasn't just me forgetting to put the cheese in, because there were cheese crumbs and slice imprints in the butter.

that is next-level savagery, why the fuck would someone even think to do that let alone commit the act

as Glen Matlock would say, much worse things have happened to sandwiches.

I once bought a pair of scotch eggs for my brother and I only to find that my scotch egg had no egg inside

not really savagery but it was a pretty sad day, let me tell you

how the fuck does that happen? surely they case the scotch around the egg? probably not now i come to think of it

we should probably draw a veil over the production methods of scotch eggs tbh

I once got a can of lager from the discount shelf in ASDA and it was full of water. But the good news was I had won a hundred quid and it had a sealed tube with two sealed 50 quid notes in it.

as Glen Matlock would say, much worse things have happened to sandwiches.

tbf at least glen got something added to his sandwich, poor james suffered only subtraction

i guess what i'm saying is that true savagery is stealing a man's cheese and not even having the common decency to jizz on his bread

lol!

i once made scotch eggs and they were amazing. you end up making loads of them so i had one for lunch for like two weeks, and what a two weeks that was

good times!

captain scotcher!

lmao bizarro

Once I got my lunch from the work fridge, and found that someone had stolen the cheese from INSIDE my sandwich but left the rest behind. I know it wasn't just me forgetting to put the cheese in, because there were cheese crumbs and slice imprints in the butter.

The fault is yours for making a sandwich that included both cheese and butter. You yourself belong in this thread for such a crime.

Wait, what, unless it is cream cheese a cheese sandwich needs butter (or mayonnaise in a pinch)

i think at the very least we can agree it needs pickle

not loading all 1615 msgs to check if i've already mentioned it (i probably have) but

people in hospitals who don't wash up after using the loo. you people disgust me and you deserve to be shot.

well at least they'd be well-placed to receive medical attention after getting shot i spose