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no elf tart for x-mas!

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

Cookie cookie cookie starts with C

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

elf garb is not all that sexy, is it?

― stevem (blueski), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

i'd just like to take this moment to thank Dan for adding the phrase, "menstrual smell," to the ILeXicon.

(also: eat cookie = hahahaha)

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:39 (twenty years ago) link

stevem didn't you see the Good Stripping Songs thread when I revived it asking for Christmas stripping songs??! Trust me, it was hot! But now it is in the garbage.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:41 (twenty years ago) link

Between this thread and the "Cookie cookie cookie starts with C" thread, I think I'm losing my mind... AND I LIKE IT.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

santa's songs 2 succubi

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:42 (twenty years ago) link

no wonder santa's always so merry ... and those rosy cheeks and red nose.

and we haven't even gotten to rudolph yet

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:43 (twenty years ago) link

you can't see a menstrual mess on a red suit

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

Tad, once Ally comes out of her self-induced trauma coma she's totally gonna kick your ass.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:44 (twenty years ago) link

You're going to hell, Tad.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:45 (twenty years ago) link

she'll have to cross the hudson ... that shit's to ally what garlic and crosses are to dracula.

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

I cross the Hudson every other fucking weekend. Do not make me get off the Amtrak at Newark. I will have you, son.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:47 (twenty years ago) link

Charlie Brown: Why is he such a hippie?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 17:50 (twenty years ago) link

dear santa- please erase the memory of dan's uterine lining facial mask story from my mind forever. and why in my mental picture does the guy resemble christopher walken?

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:29 (twenty years ago) link

when menses isn't yer kink, then there's always this i suppose:

http://www.cybercandy.co.uk/acatalog/680.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:34 (twenty years ago) link

or if you wanna mix the two:

http://www.mainegoodies.com/food/fluff/fluff.jpg

― El Santo Claus (Kingfish), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

AGGGGH STOP IT NOW I'M THINKING OF CHRISTOPHER WALKEN AND DAN COVERED IN FLUFF AND BLOOD FUCK YOU!! I AM JOINING THE NUNNERY AFTER WORK TODAY!! YOU'VE ALL RUINED MY ENTIRE LIFE!!

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:35 (twenty years ago) link

I don't want to click on it, I don't want to...

except I did.

At least I no longer want to eat the lasagne I brought for lunch...

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:37 (twenty years ago) link

Hang on hang on, they make raspberry fluff? That's the grossest thing I've heard so far on this thread, what is wrong with humanity??

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:40 (twenty years ago) link

it could be worse it could be blueberry fluff

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

Or lime.

― luna (luna.c), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:42 (twenty years ago) link

did i ever mention how my parents would take us blueberry picking in the poconos when i was a little eisbär?

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:43 (twenty years ago) link

That's very twee and stupid of them.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:46 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.trumptaj.com/images/entertainment/ringo-benatar.jpg

― TOMBOT, Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:46 (twenty years ago) link

ms benatar has not aged well

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:47 (twenty years ago) link

I don't understand these jokes anymore.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:49 (twenty years ago) link

Are Tad's parents Pat Benetar and RIngo Starr? Is Ringo Starr covered in blood and fluff? Are they all black robots? WTF. I hate everyone right now. Especially Mugsy Bogues.

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:52 (twenty years ago) link

http://www.switcheroo.com/Photos/marshmallowcreme.jpg

― Eisbär (llamasfur), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:54 (twenty years ago) link

http://sportsillustrated.cnn.com/images/basketball/nba/players/knicks/31.jpg
Ally, why do you spurn my reckless advances?

― Muggsy, with Kisses (Nick A.), Thursday, 18 December 2003 20:55 (twenty years ago) link

He's like 4'3 isn't he?

― Allyzay, Thursday, 18 December 2003 21:08 (twenty years ago) link

two years pass...

HOLY SHIT we were all really insane a few years ago, huh?

― Dan ("Were") Perry (Dan Perry), Friday, 3 March 2006 23:02 (eighteen years ago) link

A noble tradition.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Friday, 3 March 2006 23:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Wait, wait, there's such a thing as a "Christmas fuck"?? Dude, I have 29 Christmases to make up for.

― Laurel, Saturday, 4 March 2006 00:18 (eighteen years ago) link

yeah what she said!

― J.D. (Justyn Dillingham), Saturday, 4 March 2006 00:23 (eighteen years ago) link

one year passes...

http://www.onlinesports.com/images/phf-aadn034.jpg

― chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 02:06 (sixteen years ago) link

You fucked Shanny? n1

― dan m, Monday, 24 December 2007 02:07 (sixteen years ago) link

chaki da triumphant

― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 24 December 2007 02:15 (sixteen years ago) link

you got yr redwings yet, shrimp?

― chaki, Monday, 24 December 2007 09:07 (sixteen years ago) link

http://toxmystery.nlm.nih.gov/text_version/images/toxmystery_kitchen.jpg

http://jspwiki.org/attach/BrushedTemplateSlimbox/doggy.bmp

― moley, Monday, 24 December 2007 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link

moley very happy.

― moley, Monday, 24 December 2007 09:33 (sixteen years ago) link

who puts a basket containing a kitten on top of a freezer?

― blueski, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:01 (sixteen years ago) link

I was thinking more, you know, pussy in the kitchen, doggy style. Oh God please may my lover never find this thread.

― moley, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:43 (sixteen years ago) link

root cluedo

― electricsound, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:46 (sixteen years ago) link

copped a xmas feel

― pc user, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I think "lover" is one of my least favorite words ever. It's right up there with "moist" and "panties" making "My lover's moist panties" a horrible horrible combination.

― ENBB, Monday, 24 December 2007 12:58 (sixteen years ago) link

two hours ago. planning it took some of the fun out, but not all.

― darraghmac, Monday, 24 December 2007 13:05 (sixteen years ago) link

gf just phoned to tell me that she's just come on, so I'm getting nuffing this xmas (and redwings do nothing for me I'm afraid.) Looks like wine and lego star wars will be getting more than it's fair share

― The Wayward Johnny B, Monday, 24 December 2007 13:59 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www1.istockphoto.com/file_thumbview_approve/730664/2/istockphoto_730664_cleveland_cityscape_iv.jpg
http://www.ontarioferries.com/jii/english/images/about/ships_large/lrg_steamer_telegram.jpg

― max, Monday, 24 December 2007 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link

max had sex on a boat in cleveland?

― homosexual II, Monday, 24 December 2007 17:38 (sixteen years ago) link

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