"I Hope You're Happy Now, Jacob"--The LOST Season 5 Thread

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Roz, Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:38 (fifteen years ago) link

dammit

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Roz, Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:39 (fifteen years ago) link

lol @ nuclear explosion - clearly the character that dies this season is... ALL OF THEM

L O S T

ice cr?m, Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:45 (fifteen years ago) link

we all thought Jin died at the end of last season.. Maybe both Sayid and Juliet will be OK? I teared up too :( Did Sawyer even manage to say "I love you too" between all those hold ons? Sad, sad, sad..

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:46 (fifteen years ago) link

you guys, I've been behind the curve catching up with this season via DV-R up until last night

holy shit that was awesome

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:51 (fifteen years ago) link

ps: "Oh crap, they found us" lolololololololololol

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 May 2009 13:52 (fifteen years ago) link

dead body of locke outside statue.. dead body of jacob inside it.. could this add up to two lockes walking across possessed by jacob & by mystery guy?

that would be fun. twin fight!

she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Thursday, 14 May 2009 14:52 (fifteen years ago) link

BAD TWIN!

Roz, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:09 (fifteen years ago) link

nb jacob does give locke... um... reassurance or something... hope, or belief that things happen for a reason, would probably be overstating it

butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

other thoughts:

was a little disappointed that jacob and smokey have american accents.

looks like lapidus will be a main player next season?

cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:21 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah i lol'd when they had regular american accents back in black rock days.

we sure the other dude is smokey? isn't smokey a security system for the temple (which i thought was a temple for jacob, since there are Others there)?

Roz, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:28 (fifteen years ago) link

i was under the impression smokey is behind all apparitions of dead/remembered people on the island

cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:29 (fifteen years ago) link

hmmm i guess so. so that makes smokey jacob's enemy?

Roz, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:32 (fifteen years ago) link

possibly smokey = apparitions, jacob = dreams.

Roz, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:33 (fifteen years ago) link

what does dreams have to do with this?

cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:50 (fifteen years ago) link

i was just thinking of the dreams that locke used to get, and ben saying "I used to have dreams". although i suppose ben could've been lying about that.

Roz, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:53 (fifteen years ago) link

"For five years I've watched this show, Darlton. I've done everything you said. The videocasts, the DVDs, the stupid spoiler sites. And everytime I wanted to know something interesting or useful about the island you said I had to wait, I had to be patient. And for what? WHAT IS SO WRONG WITH ME? Now I'm going to knife you both"

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:56 (fifteen years ago) link

The thing twisting my head is this:

Which ppl who were visited by "Jacob" were actually visited by "Jacob"? Since the other dude appears to be able to take on the form of others, could he not have been Jacob maneuvering the Losties into position so that he'd be able to attack Jacob? Perhaps Alanna was the only person visited by the real Jacob...? (Also maybe Hurley and Sayid...? Perhaps the ppl visited before the flight met fake Jacob and the ppl visited after the return were met by real Jacob?)

Also I'm wondering if Jacob intentionally sacrificed himself to deal with these mysterious ppl who are coming? He kind of seemed to want Ben to stab him...

Apologies if this was all talked about upthread but no way am I loading all answers.

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 May 2009 15:58 (fifteen years ago) link

jacob def seemed resigned to his stabbing by ben

ice cr?m, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Resigned? He goaded him into it!

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah he was fairly relaxed about it. possibly just bored with life. you get up, cook a herring, do some weaving, but what then

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

how fucking dud was rose and bernard's christmas homily though?

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:01 (fifteen years ago) link

Which ppl who were visited by "Jacob" were actually visited by "Jacob"? Since the other dude appears to be able to take on the form of others, could he not have been Jacob maneuvering the Losties into position so that he'd be able to attack Jacob? Perhaps Alanna was the only person visited by the real Jacob...? (Also maybe Hurley and Sayid...? Perhaps the ppl visited before the flight met fake Jacob and the ppl visited after the return were met by real Jacob?)

on the other hand, do we have any indication that smokey or whoever fake locke is has the ability to take the form of other people off the island? seems like an island-based entity to me

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:02 (fifteen years ago) link

what would be the point of taking on the coutenance of someone they don't even know?

it seems to me that we have not yet seen the influence of what jacob did when he visited the losties. he told kate not to steal again to keep her out of a life of crime, he told sawyer not to write the letter to stop his vendetta for revenge against sawyer, he told locke everything will be ok after losing his legs, he gave jack a candy bar(?)

the result of these visits is in a time fork we haven't seen yet.

cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

x-post well I guess there were all the hurley/jack bits off the island

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

how fucking dud was rose and bernard's christmas homily though?

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i thought it was pretty lol as a representation of people who quit watching lost "wtf just a bunch of fuckers running around an island freaking out for no reason"

ice cr?m, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:03 (fifteen years ago) link

maybe jacob was trying to get jack addicted to candy instead of drugs and booze and nirvana

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

basically after the explosion, the time "loophole" will begin again somehow. seems like this entire drama begins with the blackrock landing on the island. and it's probably happened numerous times.

cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:04 (fifteen years ago) link

nirvana fuck that shit marley bro marley

ice cr?m, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:05 (fifteen years ago) link

btw I disagree with whoever said the bomb was the incident, before the bomb went off it looked like they had a tiny bit of a problem

cutty otm I think but obviously the difference of opinion between jacob and the other guy is that they can change the loophole, that people don't just end up killing each other, not sure what the common goal jacob and him have though, as their diff of opinion seems to be about how to achieve something...

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

im sick of waiting for the losties to realize their modern lives are just a fever dream and theyre actually pirates

ice cr?m, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I have to say, tho I'll definitely watch the last season, this finale was kind of a heap of shit. The whole season's lack of quality (at least after the first few eps) was heavily underlined by how surprising the beginning of the finale was, surprising because there was action/purpose/something happening. normally the seasons build to a crescendo, they just crammed it all in here and barely had enough room to tell the story. eg sayid left rotting to death by the van etc (I know what'll solve this lame plot device we used to make you think he might die, A BIG EXPLOSION)

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

their modern lives have probably been manipulated over and over again for centuries!

cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:10 (fifteen years ago) link

fwiw i'm not ready to accept locke as lolpatsy for titus just yet. jacob visited him for a reason, he heard jacob speak, etc etc.

butt-rock miyagi (rogermexico.), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:13 (fifteen years ago) link

but locke is dead, the locke of last few eps is just a host

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:14 (fifteen years ago) link

A friend of mine has started calling Titus "Esau," since LOST is overflowing with biblical nods. Jacob & Esau being duelling (twin) brothers and all...

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:15 (fifteen years ago) link

explosion of the bomb will change that. locke will not be dead next season.

cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:16 (fifteen years ago) link

there's always two people fighting for control over the island.

Jacob/other dude
Eloise/Widmore
Widmore/Ben
Ben/Locke
Locke/Jack (surely)

Roz, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

explosion of bomb will change whatever they need to change

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:18 (fifteen years ago) link

Jacob: "They're coming"

"They" could be the shadow of the statue folk. but maybe he meant the 1977-ers were coming back.

Roz, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:20 (fifteen years ago) link

who tf are the shadow of the statue folk anyways - people jacobs been cultivating off island or what

ice cr?m, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:21 (fifteen years ago) link

ilana already knew who jacob was

cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:22 (fifteen years ago) link

obvs we will find out why she was a mummy next season

cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I actually fast forwarded Sun and Jin's fucking wedding vows...

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not convinced that Smokey and Fake Locke are the same person (although I think it's obv that Fake Locke, Fake Christian and Fake Alex are the same person); Smokey may well be a non-sentient entity controlled by Fake X.

I guess my question is, were the Losties sent to the island to help kill Jacob or to deal with something else? Also, if Fake Locke is tied to the island, why did Jacob spend all of that time and energy maneuvering ppl onto the island? Given that Fake Locke basically said, "you wouldn't believe all the shit I've done to get to this place", it kind of implies to me that some of the Losties are there because of him; it seems kind of obvious that most of the mindfuck that is Ben's life was geared to make him hate Jacob enough to kill him and several of the Losties are directly responsible for him turning into this person (most notably Locke and Sayid).

The competing priorities here seem to be killing Jacob vs blowing up the hatch; can we trace which of the Jacob visitations set people on paths that led to those events and make any type of deduction on whether the Jacob who spurred those events was the real one?

Unclench, y'all, unclench (HI DERE), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:23 (fifteen years ago) link

my brain hurts too much right now to even begin. wtf show.

Roz, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm not convinced that Smokey and Fake Locke are the same person (although I think it's obv that Fake Locke, Fake Christian and Fake Alex are the same person); Smokey may well be a non-sentient entity controlled by Fake X.

biggest sign of a link between all these and Smokey is the french dude, Montand or whatever, getting possessed in the Rousseau flashback. that's enough for me.

Local Garda, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link

but the jacob visitations seem to DETER the losties paths to the island, not LEAD them there

cutty, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:27 (fifteen years ago) link

sun and jin's wedding vows were lol because jin was like "i wrote mine down" and then it was literally one sentence! i think you could have memorized one sentence dude

congratulations (n/a), Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:28 (fifteen years ago) link

btw, why did Juliet's flashback look like it takes place in the present?

Johnny Fever, Thursday, 14 May 2009 16:29 (fifteen years ago) link


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