2008 Primaries Thread 2: THE QUICKENING

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guys let's all masturbate

I did this morning, thanks.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

dave, replying to andwhat, Rock Hardy & gff takes slightly less brainpower than remembering to hold myself when I pee.

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

thanks guys

omar little, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

ban morbz for trying to make me picture him holding his dick when he pees

and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

btw gff is probly the smartest dude on this thread

and what, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah rly. 24 hr moratorium on dick talk starts now xps

deeznuts, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:22 (sixteen years ago) link

ban andwhat for making me able to anticipate his last post verbatim

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah because we never know what you're gonna say morbs

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

good job guys!

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

we need to turn to sexier things, like poll numbers. Daniel, where are you? How's Obama doing this hour?

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

btw Obama is now officially not a Muslim

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

we need obama to come in and sort some stuff out on ilx

jhøshea, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

awesome reasonable Christian dude for the win

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:28 (sixteen years ago) link

http://media.gallup.com/poll/graphs/031808DailyUpdateGraph1.gif

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

that is like when you listen to those really good records and the left channel crosses over to the right channel and the right channel changes places with the left channel and it sounds like the band just rotated around your head

El Tomboto, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

this graph makes me lol for some reason

jhøshea, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:30 (sixteen years ago) link

Any PA numbers?

Ed, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

DNA. xpost Ed did you shot speach?

suzy, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:31 (sixteen years ago) link

we need to turn to sexier things, like poll numbers. Daniel, where are you? How's Obama doing this hour?

Don't know. Mr. Que apparently has me covered upthread.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:35 (sixteen years ago) link

Offering up this moment's latest poll numbers is my only contribution to society.

Daniel, Esq., Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:36 (sixteen years ago) link

I am shotting.

Ed, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

This is what bar conversations were like on the day of the "I Have A Dream" speech.

Eazy, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:37 (sixteen years ago) link

Tomasky: http://commentisfree.guardian.co.uk/michael_tomasky/2008/03/imperfect_union.html

suzy, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link

ha that graph is funny! oh well...

aren't those always 3 days behind as a rule?

gff, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

air america is basically replaying the speech now and oh man <3 <3 <3 obama

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:47 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.simpsoncrazy.com/gallery/screenshots/lists/news_198.jpg

-- omar little, Tuesday, March 18, 2008 2:16 PM (19 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

this is the best morbius yet

deej, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:48 (sixteen years ago) link

can someone find an mp3 of the speech?

deej, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:49 (sixteen years ago) link

The Root article is really depressing but im reminded that similar-minded articles were written that obama wouldn't get as far as he already has. pessimism is always right only when everyone is overwhelmingly pessimistic. i reject the article's conclusions in the end, not because they aren't well thought out or largely accurate (they are) but because i am genuinely hopeful

deej, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:51 (sixteen years ago) link

what article deej?

deeznuts, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:56 (sixteen years ago) link

The alehouses sounded like this on the day of the Gettysburg Address as well.

Eazy, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 19:58 (sixteen years ago) link

The juicebars sounded like this the day Ford pardoned Nixon

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:03 (sixteen years ago) link

XPOST http://www.theroot.com/id/45336

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:04 (sixteen years ago) link

The pardoning wasn't about ideas and ideals.

Eazy, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:05 (sixteen years ago) link

SAVING US FROM MORE PAIN

Dr Morbius, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:09 (sixteen years ago) link

"A More Perfect Union" MP3: http://sundaygang.com/obama/2008/03/18/speech.mp3

shanecavanaugh, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:10 (sixteen years ago) link

"We know from the 2004 "Swift Boat" campaign against Senator Kerry that, in this era of multiple media sources, viral attack campaigns are very hard to combat and can be effectively deadly"

BUT unlike 2004 'viral campaigns' now extend beyond the reach of politicians & corporations; cf colberts white house speech, which to be honest this 'event' reminded me of.

deeznuts, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:15 (sixteen years ago) link

Michelle Malkin responds:

Obama’s bottom line: Everyone’s a victim. You’re part of the problem if you keep talking about Jeremiah Wright. Everyone’s churches have crazy demagogues. Schools need more money. Leave illegal aliens alone. Never mind all the black grievance-mongers who have built careers sowing seeds of divisions. Look at all the talk show hosts and conservative commentators! Elect Obama. Fixer of souls.

what a toxic cunt, amirite?

elmo argonaut, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:19 (sixteen years ago) link

you're so rite.

lauren, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link

The right now thinks Obama's fully embraced "blackhood," abandoning his super awesome specialness.

You Obama guys: you never bought this "transcendence" stuff, right? The Obama supporters I've met seem taken with the man's immense gifts, not because he meets a Platonic ideal.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:22 (sixteen years ago) link

i just like his suits

jhøshea, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:23 (sixteen years ago) link

can you clarify that alfred because i really have no idea what yr talking about

deeznuts, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

the man's immense gifts

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

the man's immense .gifs

J0rdan S., Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

I think he means the whole narrative of Obama as a "post-race" figure and all that stuff.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

which is and always was bullshit but a lot of people ran with it

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:25 (sixteen years ago) link

Obama's success as a death knell to "the race problem" / "if barack can do it why can't you" etc.

The Brainwasher, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

who's saying that, exactly?

dan m, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

Every Obama critic I've ever met harps on his "cult's" fascination with his specialness – how he won't "play the game," he'll avoid partisan clichés, etc. But this is totally incorrect. To me he's a superb politician who doesn't appeal to people's fears, which means, of course, that opponents twist this to mean that he fills their head with uplifting banalities.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:27 (sixteen years ago) link

just because an Obama critic says something about Obama's supporters, it don't make it so.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link

Not one of the Obama fans I know regard him as "transcending race" or "lifting us" out of partisan politics. The dude seems like the only politician of his generation who hasn't squelched his natural intelligence in the way that Garry Willis once accused Nixon of doing for the sake of victories.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Tuesday, 18 March 2008 20:28 (sixteen years ago) link


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