I was really expecting to vote Julia Roberts, but Zellweger sucks so much that now I have to consider all my options.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 19:05 (sixteen years ago) link
Ooh, Zellweger is kinda meh but compared to Julia Roberts she's wonderful. Julia could make CW actresses look fantastic.
― Nicole, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link
Julia Roberts is awful. I think Diane Keaton sucks really bad. Irvin Welsh uses the name "Judi Dench" as a synonym for farting in his books which I think is appropriate.
― Bill Magill, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link
my roommate on annette bening: "the poor man's diane keaton"
― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:19 (sixteen years ago) link
i'd go with roberts. streep in devil wears prada was a worthy nomination even tho i kind of can't stand her either
again, Bening's best perf not nominated:
Mars Attacks!
(is yr roomie calling Warren Beatty a poor man?)
You ppl are mad re Streep, her skills are slammin', only the movies suck.
― Dr Morbius, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:21 (sixteen years ago) link
the only thing i've seen her where she actively annoyed me was running with scissors
― impudent harlot, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:24 (sixteen years ago) link
her IN
I'm with Kael -- too often she creates an excellent impersonation of a human being (exceptions: A Cry in the Dark, Madison County, Adaptation, Prada).
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:27 (sixteen years ago) link
Julia Roberts, rack notwithstanding. Zellweger close second...and I have no idea who I would give the bronze medal of shittiness to.
Winslet, Frances McDormand, Holly Hunter and Helen Mirren are all untouchable here.
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:38 (sixteen years ago) link
I feel Winslet's being a tad overrated here. She's got talent, but not the presense or charisma of a true great.
She was fantastic in Extras, though.
― chap, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
I instantly thought "Julia Roberts" before I even opened the thread. Seeing the JR hate on display has warmed my heart.
― Bodrick III, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:45 (sixteen years ago) link
hating Julia Roberts is so boring though. Pick a beter target -- like, say, Joan Allen.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Facts is facts.
― Bodrick III, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
i place julia roberts firmly in the sandra bullock/keanu reeves shitpool, but somehow i think that zellweger is worse, mostly because who wound even consider giving her an oscar in the first place.
― John Justen, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Pick a beter target -- like, a good actress.
so can I complain about Oscar-winners Halle Berry and Alyssa Milano and Charlize Theron now?
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Alyssa Milano???
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:57 (sixteen years ago) link
That was my reaction. I can't find anything on the web about her having won an Oscar, I think it might be one of them there joke things.
― chap, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 22:58 (sixteen years ago) link
Do you mean Marisa Tomei?
― jaymc, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 23:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Maryssa Tomeilano.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 23:02 (sixteen years ago) link
lolz yeah I meant Marissa Tomei
― Shakey Mo Collier, Wednesday, 30 January 2008 23:27 (sixteen years ago) link
lololololololol
― HI DERE, Thursday, 31 January 2008 03:56 (sixteen years ago) link
Fuck a Swank. Cher? Whoopie? Mira Sorvino? Lot's of undeserving actresses win oscars. But ZELLWEGER with 3 nominations? Luckiest ever.
― Bobbi Peru, Thursday, 31 January 2008 08:41 (sixteen years ago) link
there is not a single role she has played that would not have been better served by Close, Huston, Bening or Michael Keaton
― Dr. Superman, Thursday, 31 January 2008 09:06 (sixteen years ago) link
I really don't understand all the Renee Zellweger hate, I thought she was quite good in movies like Nurse Betty, Chicago, or Down with Love. Most of the negative comments about her I've read on ILE seem to focus on the fact that she has a weird face. What the kind of a critique is that?!
― Tuomas, Thursday, 31 January 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link
Streep of course
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 January 2008 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link
Kate NUCLEAR HOLOCAUST IN FOUR MINUTES Winslet without a doubt.
― Dingbod Kesterson, Thursday, 31 January 2008 11:09 (sixteen years ago) link
Julia Roberts is a MOVIE STAR. She only gets in trouble when she tries to act, cf Charlie Wilson's War.
Renee Zellweger kept me from walking out of Jerry Maguire, no mean feat.
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:33 (sixteen years ago) link
The only thing that kept me from walking out on Jerry Maguire was that walking out would have entailed leaving my house.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:37 (sixteen years ago) link
(Having said that, Zellweger was awesome in BJD.)
― HI DERE, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:38 (sixteen years ago) link
...Blow Job Day?
― jaymc, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Barclay James Darvest?
― Tom D., Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:40 (sixteen years ago) link
lol dan lives in a cinema
― blueski, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:41 (sixteen years ago) link
RENEE ZELWEGGER
UGH
I HATE HER
― The Brainwasher, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:43 (sixteen years ago) link
She only gets in trouble when she tries to act, cf Charlie Wilson's War.
What was up with her accent in that movie?
― Nicole, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
Thanks jaymc, I'm going to have nightmares now.
― HI DERE, Thursday, 31 January 2008 15:49 (sixteen years ago) link
I thought she was quite good in movies like Nurse Betty, Chicago, or Down with Love
Down with Love was teh awesome
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 January 2008 16:54 (sixteen years ago) link
"You had me at 'Hello.'"
SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE DIE AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH
― HI DERE, Thursday, 31 January 2008 16:55 (sixteen years ago) link
She has several hundred lines in the film before that one
― Dr Morbius, Thursday, 31 January 2008 16:57 (sixteen years ago) link
And I don't remember a single one!
Don't even get me started on my Cuba Fucking Gooding Jr backlash. I wish dude had never made a movie after "Boyz In Da Hood".
― HI DERE, Thursday, 31 January 2008 16:59 (sixteen years ago) link
But then Snow Dogs would never exist!
― Nicole, Thursday, 31 January 2008 17:00 (sixteen years ago) link
or Instinct.
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 31 January 2008 17:01 (sixteen years ago) link
Or Pearl Harbor, or that stupid fucking diver movie, or the gay boat cruise movie...
― HI DERE, Thursday, 31 January 2008 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Or Boat Trip.
One day I came home from work and my husband had left on comedy central for our dog to watch (he feels guilty about leaving him home alone), and Boat Trip was on. ANIMAL ABUSE.
― Nicole, Thursday, 31 January 2008 17:02 (sixteen years ago) link
or those great ads with michael jordan!
― mookieproof, Thursday, 31 January 2008 17:03 (sixteen years ago) link
the gay boat cruise movie...
Ohhhh I missed this one. Did it star Harvey Fierstein?
― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 31 January 2008 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
Boyz in the Hood is pretty bad
― Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 31 January 2008 17:04 (sixteen years ago) link
http://thesportshernia.typepad.com/blog/images/2007/07/09/boat_trip.jpg
― jaymc, Thursday, 31 January 2008 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link
2008 sounds promising for Cuba. The plot outline for Harold from imdb - "A teenager with an early onset of male-pattern baldness befriends his high school's janitor."
― Nicole, Thursday, 31 January 2008 17:05 (sixteen years ago) link