Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Cover his Ass

with GREATNESS.

with cum

arse like a plasterer's radio

It didn't even occur to me that CYA might be a uniquely American construction, given its ubiquity in our culture.

xpost That's a level of hypervividity I could do without first thing in the morning. Well played.

if you'd used that construction i would have gotten it but something about breaking it up like that sent my mind to some dark and unsavoury place from which i may never fully return xp

a fitting end (so to speak), given that tomorrow there will likely be a fresh, yet-unsullied thread

I feel pretty strongly that any world leader who pulls out of a climate accord at this point in time deserves a swifter version of the fate he's consigned the rest of the world to. If only Trump wasn't already an ambulatory carcinoma.

can someone please, if thou hast not already done, create his heraldry with Trump replaced by covfefe
?

why is everyone so fucking delighted with covfefe?

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Because it's super dumb

xxxpost It's all about the context. Some random public instance of 'covfefe' on its own may have been amusing. An errant 'covfefe' by our moron president even moreso. A 'covfefe' that's gone untended for hours after the POTUS falls off the toilet and smacks his dome and is allowed to lay unconscious on the bathroom floor overnight by everyone tasked with caretaking the First Infant, well, that's something special. It's a powerful assemblage of letters which seems to effortlessly summarize the horrifying gestalt of this moment in history.

It's closer to Trump's speaking style where he's trying to articulate a thought and you kind of know what he's trying to say even though he refuses to finish a sentence, and ends up trailing off

Did anyone figure out what the red flashing lights at the WH the other night were about?

They ran out of coke

It kind of surprises me that so many people at work can't even imagine what word he was trying to type there.

The first thing that google.be suggests today when I start typing # (and nothing else!) over here in Belgium is: #covfefe - and he's not even our president yet!

We laugh to keep the terrified screaming at bay.

I assumed it was "coverage," is that not the standard theory?

Yes it was coverage.
Like a plasterer's radio.

I'm not going to search, has anyone done "You on point, cov? / All the time, fefe" yet?

also we finally get the confluence of "CYA" and "c on ts" that I've been expecting for years on this board and I'm reminded once again that I should always be careful what I wish for

wacky memes def gonna bring him down

^^^ my favorite rendition of "Beautiful"

and Kathy Griffin's apology was inevitable as soon as Chelsea Clinton knocked the pic; can't cross one of the Skywalkers

Donald Trump literally doomed our species to extinction today and you're still complaining about the Clintons

Keepin it Clinton

he didn't do it yet

he's just "poised" to do it, or "expected" to depending on which media outlet you read

why is everyone so fucking delighted with covfefe?

― Treeship, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 14:08 (forty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Because there's so much fun in covfefe!

they gave him to us, Keyes, quite literally

also we finally get the confluence of "CYA" and "c on ts" that I've been expecting for years on this board and I'm reminded once again that I should always be careful what I wish for

https://media.tenor.com/images/83e9f264560cb0f7347e86610d9fb318/tenor.gif

we're all going to fucking die

well, yeah

i'm a little worried about josh marshall

― k3vin k., Tuesday, May 23, 2017 7:09 PM (one week ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

this was from last week but uh yea otm me too, this red pen shtick is getting a little out there

would a headless Trump truly die?

he's not truly alive.

horoscopes often lie

but hips don't

don't mention shakira in this profane thread

oh baby when you post like that

lol

holy fuck everyone reacting like a fucking tambourine monkey to Trump's typo makes me want to jump out of a building.

yeah that was my reaction too. i hate this cultural moment so much.

holy fuck everyone reacting like a fucking tambourine monkey to Trump's typo makes me want to jump out of a building.

― flappy bird, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 15:14 (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

I thought tapping on a screen was fun but didn't know the game had a back-story

memes will tear us apart

flappy bird otm

also, tbf to morbs, seeing chelsea clinton lecture america about the inappropriateness of that kathy griffin photo also made me want to jump out of a building.