Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

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I like that movie and that scene, but it's a trifle misleading because presidents have to pay for their own personal food; they get a bill when they leave. Only state dinners are paid for from public coffers.

So the WH kitchen wouldn't just keep e.g. shark steaks around in case the prez asks for that specific unforeseeable thing. If that were so, imagine how much perfectly good food would spoil and get tossed, just because it wasn't the subject of a late-night potuswhim.

leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:03 (seven years ago) link

lol shark is the most common fish and chip shop seafood there is in aus, which renders that scene a lil odd.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:03 (seven years ago) link

Shark is super high in mercury, and fun to see on dives. Don't.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:09 (seven years ago) link

I imagine this is exascerbated by having the White House kitchen making you anything you want.

also by getting two scoops of ice cream when everyone else gets one, just so they remember that you're special

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link

I remember reading about Nancy Reagan's shock that they were billed even for toothpaste.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link

It's rent-free housing, not a total free ride. Where else did Nancy ever live that provided her with free food and free toothpaste?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:17 (seven years ago) link

Frank Sinatra's house

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:19 (seven years ago) link

Where else did Nancy ever live that provided her with free food and free toothpaste?

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 10:17 PM

Hollywood during the studio system

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:27 (seven years ago) link

Nancy and Ronald should have stayed put. They didn't know when they were well off.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Sanpaku where did you get that pic? Was it in an article or some tumblr or what?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link

Probably this twitter comment:

Majority of State Dept has been fired and sits empty. Bannon and Miller now rule the country unchecked. Judges' orders ignored by DHS. pic.twitter.com/706oClSKRV

— Seth Abramovitch (@SethAbramovitch) January 30, 2017

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:50 (seven years ago) link

God January feels so long ago. every Trump-month (Trumpth?) feels like a year

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:52 (seven years ago) link

Oh yeah. Unlikely much has changed.

Zing feature request being drafted now re: image URL copying

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:53 (seven years ago) link

This twitter post seem to be the original posting this.

It's a bit dated, for sure. I've seen it a couple of times reiterating State Dept. staff griping about their current working conditions given the utter failure of the Trump WH to fill vacancies.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:55 (seven years ago) link

Here's how things stood on April 4:

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_720_noupscale/58e400c62c00006568ff2411.png

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:57 (seven years ago) link

Are there "acting" ambassadors rn or what's the deal with that?

Treeship, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:01 (seven years ago) link

For less attractive assignments, most are filled with career civil servants (there goes my hope of making a late life political donation to become ambassador to Bhutan).

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:03 (seven years ago) link

we'll all be Reavers soon

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:04 (seven years ago) link

That said, the number of embassies with no acting US ambassador, particularly in Europe, is remarkable:

Amos, Micah, Ezekiel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Jesus, and James

Europe: Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, EU, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, NATO, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, United Kingdom, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland

Asia-Pacific: Australia, India, Singapore, South Korea

Mideast: Afghanistan, Djibouti, Morocco, Saudi Arabia, Yemen

Americas: Argentina, Belize, Canada, Cuba, Haiti, Paraguay, Trinidad, Venezuela

Africa: Congo (DR), Côte d'Ivoire, Mauritius, Tanzania

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:19 (seven years ago) link

Oops, those SJW prophets and messiahs belong in another comment.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:20 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump‏ Verified account @realDonaldTrump

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

frogbs, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:08 (seven years ago) link

Uh oh, covfefe = secret Twitter-deployed nuke code

Moodles, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:13 (seven years ago) link

Haha but also that report about his tweets being checked by lawyers/comms is obviously false

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:15 (seven years ago) link

Clearly this is the new national motto.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:18 (seven years ago) link

HOW IS IT STILL UP

frogbs, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:41 (seven years ago) link

Maybe that's the stroke out on the shitter Tweet we've all been waiting on?

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:45 (seven years ago) link

HELLLOOOO-OOHHHHHHH

attention vampire (MatthewK), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:48 (seven years ago) link

my friend just took this photo at the airport pic.twitter.com/hnVgtGbLQ8

— Ben Detrick (@bdetrick) May 25, 2017

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:51 (seven years ago) link

#covfefe is trending on twitter. Oh what a world we live in

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:52 (seven years ago) link

Gonna embed it:

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 31, 2017

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:58 (seven years ago) link

pass the covfefe

k3vin k., Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:58 (seven years ago) link

My covfefe has a first name...

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:59 (seven years ago) link

idgi

sleeve, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:59 (seven years ago) link

You will soon. We all will.

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:00 (seven years ago) link

Maybe that's the stroke out on the shitter Tweet we've all been waiting on?

― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Wednesday, May 31, 2017 12:45 AM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

brillant.

Van Horn Street, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:01 (seven years ago) link

Yeah...
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IiOKNggPh4Q

nickn, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:02 (seven years ago) link

From your lips to god's ears. xp

Ⓓⓡ. (Johnny Fever), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:02 (seven years ago) link

If he does die in office I'm going to have to go live on a mountain like a hermit until the public mourning is over.

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:11 (seven years ago) link

lol

12:57am 2011
Valerie Jarrett: We did it, sir! You sign the bill tomorrow!

12:57am 2017
Bannon: u call him
Jared: not it
Spicer: ugh no way

— Kal Penn (@kalpenn) May 31, 2017

j., Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:12 (seven years ago) link

can we change the thread title to Trump, May 2017: 100 days of covfefe?

Roz, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:15 (seven years ago) link

He needs a hot cup of covfefe right about now, clearly...

Evan, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:24 (seven years ago) link

This is hilarious. I guess he couldn't figure out how to delete it and just went to bed? Or died?

True, on the one hand, you have constant negative press, and that can be rough. But on the other hand, covfefe.

In the words of Boltair (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:39 (seven years ago) link

This is showing up on major newspapers' websites now.

I guess he just flat-out doesn't give a fuck about not looking like a drooling idiot anymore.

In the words of Boltair (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:42 (seven years ago) link

Or his staff just flat-out don't give a fuck about him not looking like a drooling idiot anymore

Zelda Zonk, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:47 (seven years ago) link

I wanna see a photo of Trump at a beautiful dining table in the White House, slowly eating from a jar of Hellman's.

Sound and vision of trump lately putting me mind of late Elvis holed up in graceland not wanting to go on another pointless tour and just eat and shoot tv's all night long.

wtev, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:47 (seven years ago) link

Can't help falling in lovfefe

wtev, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 05:53 (seven years ago) link

This is hilarious. I guess he couldn't figure out how to delete it and just went to bed? Or died?

lol

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:02 (seven years ago) link

I rarely say this about anyone but I hope he died

softie (silby), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:06 (seven years ago) link

lol you guys!!!

the ghost of markers, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:08 (seven years ago) link

re: weight gain

Trump has a button on his desk he can press and a butler brings him a Coke https://t.co/RbaJFTiiA1 pic.twitter.com/74lFLs4rvy

— Amy Fiscus (@amyfiscus) April 25, 2017

Number None, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 06:25 (seven years ago) link


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