Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

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The best minds

Watch as Stuart Jones, a high-level acting official in the State Dept, is asked why they criticize Iranian elections but never Saudi Arabia: pic.twitter.com/RLkKGn48Z7

— Alex Emmons (@AlexanderEmmons) May 30, 2017

Ned Raggett, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:17 (seven years ago) link

:D

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:32 (seven years ago) link

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/C3HoBwhUoAA0sIV.jpg

Blue Xs: positions without Trump nominations.
Red Xs: resignations

The bureaucracy at State is overloaded and working without guidance, with 2-3 layers of acting civil servants missing.

We shouldn't be surprised that this has brought people with little experience spinning in real time to the fore.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:40 (seven years ago) link

xxpost The fuck? Was he waiting for updates to install?

In the words of Boltair (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:42 (seven years ago) link

draining that swamp!

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 22:42 (seven years ago) link

Pareene noted that its possible he's never had to think of an answer to the question before, which is probably 100% accurate

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 23:22 (seven years ago) link

plus he can't give an honest answer

El Tuomasbot (milo z), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 23:41 (seven years ago) link

Trump ‘gaining weight’ and ‘emotionally withdrawing’ as Russia probe swamps White House: report https://t.co/NPjEdBXo2Q pic.twitter.com/1srGrlern8

— Raw Story (@RawStory) May 30, 2017

𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 23:51 (seven years ago) link

Protestors should start sending Carvel cakes, because he won't be able to resist.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 23:53 (seven years ago) link

What even differentiates an emotionally-withdrawn Trump from everyday Trump?

In the words of Boltair (Old Lunch), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 23:56 (seven years ago) link

He gonna asplode Dig Dug style

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:00 (seven years ago) link

I guess the real question is: when (WHEN) this dude fully blows a gasket, how much collateral damage is there going to be?

In the words of Boltair (Old Lunch), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:02 (seven years ago) link

depends on if he bothered to appoint someone to the post of nuclear football guy

softie (silby), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:03 (seven years ago) link

I wanna see a photo of Trump at a beautiful dining table in the White House, slowly eating from a jar of Hellman's.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:07 (seven years ago) link

would make a wonderful Sharon Lockhart style single-channel video projection

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:08 (seven years ago) link

Or a fetish vid

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:17 (seven years ago) link

its super easy to gain a shit ton of weight if you work all the time and never exercise.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:20 (seven years ago) link

hence why I weigh 50 pounds more than I did half a lifetime ago

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:21 (seven years ago) link

do you sit at a dining table eating Hellman's

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:28 (seven years ago) link

it brings out the best iirc

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:32 (seven years ago) link

Trump's face looks Papier-mâché in that Raw Story pic

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 00:33 (seven years ago) link

don't really have an opinion either way about the kathy griffin thing other than that it's not/shouldn't be illegal

k3vin k., Wednesday, 31 May 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link

i agree, but also, Ms Griffin is not funny (clue: the gays love her)

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 01:16 (seven years ago) link

its super easy to gain a shit ton of weight if you work all the time and never exercise.

― officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 7:20 PM (one hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

can confirm

jason waterfalls (gbx), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 01:30 (seven years ago) link

I know from past experience working on trials. When you work a 16+ hour day the only pleasure you get is eating, and when meals come it's time to gorge. I imagine this is exascerbated by having the White House kitchen making you anything you want.

officer sonny bonds, lytton pd (mayor jingleberries), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 01:50 (seven years ago) link

I wonder if he's had them reproduce KFC and McDonalds faves.

a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 01:52 (seven years ago) link

"This is a shark steak sandwich."

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 01:53 (seven years ago) link

I like that movie and that scene, but it's a trifle misleading because presidents have to pay for their own personal food; they get a bill when they leave. Only state dinners are paid for from public coffers.

So the WH kitchen wouldn't just keep e.g. shark steaks around in case the prez asks for that specific unforeseeable thing. If that were so, imagine how much perfectly good food would spoil and get tossed, just because it wasn't the subject of a late-night potuswhim.

leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:03 (seven years ago) link

lol shark is the most common fish and chip shop seafood there is in aus, which renders that scene a lil odd.

Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:03 (seven years ago) link

Shark is super high in mercury, and fun to see on dives. Don't.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:09 (seven years ago) link

I imagine this is exascerbated by having the White House kitchen making you anything you want.

also by getting two scoops of ice cream when everyone else gets one, just so they remember that you're special

mookieproof, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link

I remember reading about Nancy Reagan's shock that they were billed even for toothpaste.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:15 (seven years ago) link

It's rent-free housing, not a total free ride. Where else did Nancy ever live that provided her with free food and free toothpaste?

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:17 (seven years ago) link

Frank Sinatra's house

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:19 (seven years ago) link

Where else did Nancy ever live that provided her with free food and free toothpaste?

― A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, May 30, 2017 10:17 PM

Hollywood during the studio system

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:27 (seven years ago) link

Nancy and Ronald should have stayed put. They didn't know when they were well off.

A is for (Aimless), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:32 (seven years ago) link

Sanpaku where did you get that pic? Was it in an article or some tumblr or what?

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:35 (seven years ago) link

Probably this twitter comment:

Majority of State Dept has been fired and sits empty. Bannon and Miller now rule the country unchecked. Judges' orders ignored by DHS. pic.twitter.com/706oClSKRV

— Seth Abramovitch (@SethAbramovitch) January 30, 2017

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:50 (seven years ago) link

God January feels so long ago. every Trump-month (Trumpth?) feels like a year

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:52 (seven years ago) link

Oh yeah. Unlikely much has changed.

Zing feature request being drafted now re: image URL copying

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:53 (seven years ago) link

This twitter post seem to be the original posting this.

It's a bit dated, for sure. I've seen it a couple of times reiterating State Dept. staff griping about their current working conditions given the utter failure of the Trump WH to fill vacancies.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:55 (seven years ago) link

Here's how things stood on April 4:

http://img.huffingtonpost.com/asset/scalefit_720_noupscale/58e400c62c00006568ff2411.png

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 02:57 (seven years ago) link

Are there "acting" ambassadors rn or what's the deal with that?

Treeship, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:01 (seven years ago) link

For less attractive assignments, most are filled with career civil servants (there goes my hope of making a late life political donation to become ambassador to Bhutan).

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:03 (seven years ago) link

we'll all be Reavers soon

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:04 (seven years ago) link

That said, the number of embassies with no acting US ambassador, particularly in Europe, is remarkable:

Amos, Micah, Ezekiel, Isaiah, Jeremiah, Jesus, and James

Europe: Austria, Belgium, Czech Republic, EU, Finland, France, Germany, Hungary, Iceland, Ireland, Italy, Luxembourg, NATO, Netherlands, Norway, Portugal, United Kingdom, Spain, Sweden, Switzerland

Asia-Pacific: Australia, India, Singapore, South Korea

Mideast: Afghanistan, Djibouti, Morocco, Saudi Arabia, Yemen

Americas: Argentina, Belize, Canada, Cuba, Haiti, Paraguay, Trinidad, Venezuela

Africa: Congo (DR), Côte d'Ivoire, Mauritius, Tanzania

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:19 (seven years ago) link

Oops, those SJW prophets and messiahs belong in another comment.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 03:20 (seven years ago) link

Donald J. Trump‏ Verified account @realDonaldTrump

Despite the constant negative press covfefe

frogbs, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:08 (seven years ago) link

Uh oh, covfefe = secret Twitter-deployed nuke code

Moodles, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 04:13 (seven years ago) link


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