Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

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i'm still glad they posted it

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link

yeah I'll take it

I was one degree of separation from two of those people, many of my friends are grieving

HONOR THE FYRE (sleeve), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link

if this dude was Moses, he'd have spent two hours screaming at the water before he found a way to blame his failure on his fellow Jews

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link

Do video embeds work? SPD leader and Merkel's chief leader shows outrage over Trump's treatment.

Only in Germany: Even in the middle of an election campaign #Merkel's SPD rival @MartinSchulz shows outrage at #Trump's treatment of her pic.twitter.com/95P5kXheZ5

— DW | Politics (@dw_politics) May 29, 2017

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:11 (seven years ago) link

^chief leader rival

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:11 (seven years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/28/business/trump-coat-of-arms.html?_r=0

of course

j., Monday, 29 May 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link

XP that's a thinly veiled criticism of how Merkel allowed trump to treat her imo

D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:43 (seven years ago) link

oliver willis now writes for shareblue, if anyone wasn't already convinced of his uselessness

k3vin k., Monday, 29 May 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

The massive TERM PAPER that I have submitted is moving along in the process very well, actually ahead of schedule. A-pluses all around!

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 May 2017 17:02 (seven years ago) link

More a case of Schulz not being able to stay behind Merkel; criticizing Trump is a vote-winner o'er 'ere.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 17:09 (seven years ago) link

Ahead of schedule? It's already being laughed at and creating outrage and he hasn't written it yet?

Stevolende, Monday, 29 May 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link

xp: certainly it was also criticism of Merkel, but more importantly, running on an anti-Trump platform is now an obvious political stance throughout Europe.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Monday, 29 May 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link

Exactly.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 17:16 (seven years ago) link

In broad strokes, this piece gives a decent POV from Germany about last week, Trump, and why it's so unhappy with Trump's USA.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 17:25 (seven years ago) link

"Then they'll play the National Anthem. That part's easy. Just stand still."
"Got it."
pic.twitter.com/9oNjcXvQOW

— shauna (@goldengateblond) May 29, 2017

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link

what a buffoon.

surprised he didn't mime throwing a pitch at the end tbh

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link

Words like 'buffoon' never seem sufficient. W. was a buffoon. Trump seems like some weird homonculus formed out of shit that briefly attempts to mimic human beings but gives up in a matter of seconds after realizing that it doesn't really care if it comes off as anything but an off-putting shit puppet.

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:07 (seven years ago) link

Obama — Special Agent Dale Cooper
Nixon — Doppelcooper
Trump — Dougie

a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link

It's the little moments like that that really drive home how fucked this is tbh

D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link

What kind of fascist can't even work up the requisite mawkish sentimentality on Memorial Day ffs

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:15 (seven years ago) link

I can actually see that footage pissing a lot of red staters off, if they actually ever encountered it in our splintered bubble fuckscape

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:16 (seven years ago) link

That said here's our fella at slane way back when

https://i.redd.it/36rgq3adbtgy.jpg

D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:16 (seven years ago) link

just rockin' out to the national anthem on memorial day nbd

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:17 (seven years ago) link

jesus christ could these people be any less self aware?

Hadrian VIII, Monday, 29 May 2017 23:01 (seven years ago) link

the question isn't who is going to let me shit in this bowl of water and leave it on the elevator, it's who is going to stop me

Karl Malone, Monday, 29 May 2017 23:04 (seven years ago) link

Ok Trump bopping and singing along to the National Anthem is amazing.

Treeship, Monday, 29 May 2017 23:25 (seven years ago) link

We've been doing sketches from photographs the past few weeks. This guy's the second-best artist in my class--grade 3!

http://i1059.photobucket.com/albums/t427/sayhey1/sketch_zpstl3ro4ht.jpg

He does capture a certain something about the man.

clemenza, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 00:59 (seven years ago) link

(I'm sure everyone's seen the image--not sure why he reversed it, but pretty impressive that he even could.)

http://media.salon.com/2015/07/trumps-macys-new-york.jpg

clemenza, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 01:01 (seven years ago) link

out-Pettibons Pettibon, solid work

Max-Headroom-drops-a-deuce-while-shredding (Sparkle Motion), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 01:21 (seven years ago) link

pretty good...kinda reminds me when people used to give Wilfred Laurier a Spock makeover on the old $5 bills

Wet Pelican would provide the soundtrack (Myonga Vön Bontee), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 01:22 (seven years ago) link

Question: are double jeopardy laws still in play with a presidential pardon? Say, if Kushner is pardoned, and it turns out he's in trouble for more than he is pardoned for, or more of the same, can he still be tried? Or for that matter, can a president just keep pardoning the same person, again and again, as long as he's president?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 01:29 (seven years ago) link

Wasn't Ford's pardon of Nixon pretty much a blanket pardon of anything he may have done, rather than anything specific? If it came to that, Trump would say "Jared totally did not do anything wrong, this is a total witch hunt, but just in case, I pardon him for anything he may have inadvertantly done up until, let's say yesterday. No, let's say this morning."

a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 01:39 (seven years ago) link

can a president just keep pardoning the same person, again and again, as long as he's president?

iirc, the Constitution doesn't place any limits on a president's ability to commute sentences or grant full pardons.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link

the lizard people will have revealed themselves by then, none of it will matter

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 01:42 (seven years ago) link

iirc, the Constitution doesn't place any limits on a president's ability to commute sentences or grant full pardons.

But there have to be some limits, right? Can a president pardon literally everybody, just empty the jails?

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 01:48 (seven years ago) link

now yr just getting ridiculous

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 01:49 (seven years ago) link

Can a president pardon literally everybody, just empty the jails?

In theoretical fairyland, yes. As a practical matter, no. Each commutation or pardon must specify the person's name and is signed personally by the president and the USA has one of the two or three highest incarceration rates of any country on earth. We might be number one now. I don't follow the rankings that closely.

A is for (Aimless), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 01:57 (seven years ago) link

We got spirit, yes we do, we got spirit, but to the pokey with you

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:10 (seven years ago) link

I'm not sure what Kushner would be indicted for except looking like a twink carved out of plastic.

the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:17 (seven years ago) link

didn't the joker let everyone out of jail in one of the batmans? i can't find any evidence to back it up but i remember

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:18 (seven years ago) link

That's what the world has come to, a vague recollection that something happened.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:23 (seven years ago) link

irl lol Alfred

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:26 (seven years ago) link

Cuba policy rollback coming, Daily Caller sez, w/ help from Rubio and Menendez

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 02:29 (seven years ago) link

By September we'll be relitigating Brown v Board of Ed

Hadrian VIII, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 03:53 (seven years ago) link

didn't the joker let everyone out of jail in one of the batmans? i can't find any evidence to back it up but i remember

you may be thinking of bane letting gotham's most dangerous criminals out of arkham asylum in the crossover story knightfall, which ran between 1993 and 1994 and ended with bane breaking batman's back

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 08:33 (seven years ago) link

Jesus Christ spoilers

D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 08:34 (seven years ago) link

mods pls delete, sorry everyone

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 08:36 (seven years ago) link


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