Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

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With masterstrokes like this, you really can’t tell that Kushner’s dad had to pay https://twitter.com/obsoletedogma/status/869031270277316608.5M to get him into Harvard https://t.co/kHUGehaSNN pic.twitter.com/j0wDNE3Bjf

— Matt O'Brien (@ObsoleteDogma) May 29, 2017

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 29 May 2017 03:35 (seven years ago) link

that right there is a quality embedded tweet

El Tomboto, Monday, 29 May 2017 03:40 (seven years ago) link

"According to six west wing aides" is my favourite bit

π” π”žπ”’π”¨ (caek), Monday, 29 May 2017 03:49 (seven years ago) link

i love how they're all doing that all the time now, to stick it to trump and also to compete with other journalists

j., Monday, 29 May 2017 03:50 (seven years ago) link

'seven sources!'

'nine sources!!'

j., Monday, 29 May 2017 03:51 (seven years ago) link

Prediction: This will be the first Trump tweet that Paul Ryan will fervently denounce pic.twitter.com/E2wUSq98Bu

— Jon Schwarz (@tinyrevolution) May 29, 2017

Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Monday, 29 May 2017 03:53 (seven years ago) link

nothing good will ever happen

global tetrahedron, Monday, 29 May 2017 04:11 (seven years ago) link

Not true; Mission of Burma successfully reformed and showed all the youngsters how it's done

Bio-Digital Jezza (kingfish), Monday, 29 May 2017 09:36 (seven years ago) link

I'm increasingly convinced his whole cabinet doesn't get why they've had so many problems or why the things they've done are considered bad.

In their minds, they are convinced they're highly competent Patriots who are doing the right things, but are being actively thwarted by (a) Deep-state Obama holdovers, who want to sabotage their crystal-pure efforts to #MAGA; (b) RINO establishment Republicans who were #NeverTrump and who are trying to sabotage #MAGA; (c) The unfair, dishonest media.

leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 29 May 2017 10:23 (seven years ago) link

there's something oddly heartening to the fact that no matter how dumb i think trump's admin is, they always prove themselves to be dumber

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 May 2017 10:28 (seven years ago) link

'add more dollars to healthcare' is cracking me up

no-one knew healthcare could be so complicated

no-one knew the answer was more dollars - UNTIL NOW

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 May 2017 10:31 (seven years ago) link

I think he's remembering the 8 billion he threw at it to get it past the house. keeping in mind 8 billion over five years will cover an estimated 3 tenths of 1 percent of the cost of coverage for less healthy people who would show up in the high-risk pools, he will need.......... a lot more than another 8 billion

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 10:51 (seven years ago) link

The Fake News Media works hard at disparaging & demeaning my use of social media because they don't want America to hear the real story!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 29, 2017

His advisers must be pulling their hair out... Unless he actually has that lawyer crew in place, in which case we should get leaks about it shortly. Actually, no matter what, we should get some delicious leaks in just a moment.

Frederik B, Monday, 29 May 2017 10:52 (seven years ago) link

nothing good will ever happen

― global tetrahedron, Sunday, May 28, 2017 11:11 PM (yesterday) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 29 May 2017 11:55 (seven years ago) link

Maybe he's trying to get all his tweets out before the lawyers and war room get up and running? Or maybe he decided he doesn't need lawyers or a war room, because he has twitter and he's the president and he won and ...

Josh in Chicago, Monday, 29 May 2017 12:15 (seven years ago) link

Does. He. Know. What. Is. In. The. AHCA?

Treeship, Monday, 29 May 2017 13:35 (seven years ago) link

lol no

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 May 2017 14:52 (seven years ago) link

just noticed he followed up his 'healthcare + dollars = yay!' tweet with this one

The massive TAX CUTS/REFORM that I have submitted is moving along in the process very well, actually ahead of schedule. Big benefits to all!

— Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) May 29, 2017

WHERE IS THE HEALTHCARE MONEY GOING TO COME FROM YOU FUCKINHSDIUBSADFSDSDFAASNVO9UH

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 May 2017 14:55 (seven years ago) link

We could always divery money from the military.

Treeship, Monday, 29 May 2017 14:57 (seven years ago) link

iirc he has not actually submitted the tax cuts?

jason waterfalls (gbx), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:03 (seven years ago) link

no, i have it on good authority it's moving along in the process very well, actually ahead of schedule

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:04 (seven years ago) link

the reason you haven't heard more about it is that the Fake News Media doesn't want you to hear the real story iirc

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:05 (seven years ago) link

This didn't make it to the id-account, only the "official" one.

The violent attacks in Portland on Friday are unacceptable. The victims were standing up to hate and intolerance. Our prayers are w/ them.

— President Trump (@POTUS) May 29, 2017

grawlix (unperson), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:41 (seven years ago) link

i'm still glad they posted it

Guayaquil (eephus!), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:44 (seven years ago) link

yeah I'll take it

I was one degree of separation from two of those people, many of my friends are grieving

HONOR THE FYRE (sleeve), Monday, 29 May 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link

if this dude was Moses, he'd have spent two hours screaming at the water before he found a way to blame his failure on his fellow Jews

Charles "Butt" Stanton (Neanderthal), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:10 (seven years ago) link

Do video embeds work? SPD leader and Merkel's chief leader shows outrage over Trump's treatment.

Only in Germany: Even in the middle of an election campaign #Merkel's SPD rival @MartinSchulz shows outrage at #Trump's treatment of her pic.twitter.com/95P5kXheZ5

— DW | Politics (@dw_politics) May 29, 2017

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:11 (seven years ago) link

^chief leader rival

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:11 (seven years ago) link

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/28/business/trump-coat-of-arms.html?_r=0

of course

j., Monday, 29 May 2017 16:17 (seven years ago) link

XP that's a thinly veiled criticism of how Merkel allowed trump to treat her imo

D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 29 May 2017 16:43 (seven years ago) link

oliver willis now writes for shareblue, if anyone wasn't already convinced of his uselessness

k3vin k., Monday, 29 May 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

The massive TERM PAPER that I have submitted is moving along in the process very well, actually ahead of schedule. A-pluses all around!

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 May 2017 17:02 (seven years ago) link

More a case of Schulz not being able to stay behind Merkel; criticizing Trump is a vote-winner o'er 'ere.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 17:09 (seven years ago) link

Ahead of schedule? It's already being laughed at and creating outrage and he hasn't written it yet?

Stevolende, Monday, 29 May 2017 17:10 (seven years ago) link

xp: certainly it was also criticism of Merkel, but more importantly, running on an anti-Trump platform is now an obvious political stance throughout Europe.

it's just locker room treason (Sanpaku), Monday, 29 May 2017 17:15 (seven years ago) link

Exactly.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 17:16 (seven years ago) link

In broad strokes, this piece gives a decent POV from Germany about last week, Trump, and why it's so unhappy with Trump's USA.

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 17:25 (seven years ago) link

"Then they'll play the National Anthem. That part's easy. Just stand still."
"Got it."
pic.twitter.com/9oNjcXvQOW

— shauna (@goldengateblond) May 29, 2017

Le Bateau Ivre, Monday, 29 May 2017 17:35 (seven years ago) link

what a buffoon.

surprised he didn't mime throwing a pitch at the end tbh

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link

Words like 'buffoon' never seem sufficient. W. was a buffoon. Trump seems like some weird homonculus formed out of shit that briefly attempts to mimic human beings but gives up in a matter of seconds after realizing that it doesn't really care if it comes off as anything but an off-putting shit puppet.

human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:07 (seven years ago) link

Obama β€” Special Agent Dale Cooper
Nixon β€” Doppelcooper
Trump β€” Dougie

a warm bowl of soap (WilliamC), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link

It's the little moments like that that really drive home how fucked this is tbh

D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:14 (seven years ago) link

What kind of fascist can't even work up the requisite mawkish sentimentality on Memorial Day ffs

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:15 (seven years ago) link

I can actually see that footage pissing a lot of red staters off, if they actually ever encountered it in our splintered bubble fuckscape

illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:16 (seven years ago) link

That said here's our fella at slane way back when

https://i.redd.it/36rgq3adbtgy.jpg

D'mnuchin returns (darraghmac), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:16 (seven years ago) link

just rockin' out to the national anthem on memorial day nbd

heck i've even been an 'oyster pirate' (bizarro gazzara), Monday, 29 May 2017 18:17 (seven years ago) link

jesus christ could these people be any less self aware?

Hadrian VIII, Monday, 29 May 2017 23:01 (seven years ago) link


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