Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

but he's the president!

boy these guys suck at this huh

unified government!

OMG I'M SO SAD THAT THE SPICE DIDN'T GET TO KISS THE POOPAL POP! give me a break....

"I dunno, having never engaged in that alpha male bullshit, from the outside it always reads very much like 'I have a nearly-insatiable desire to fuck this other man.'"

welcome to western civilization and how buildings get built.

What brought me here tonight? What brings anyone anywhere? Why do men build bridges? Why are there jets? I was hoping to have sex tonight.

— 30 Rock Quotes (@30_Rock_Quotes) August 24, 2013

buildings: unsubtly representing repressed homosexual desire since time immemorial

Yeah medieval cathedrals are basically penises. It's no accident the largest church in the world is called SAINT PETER

is that a fountain in your lobby or are you just glad to see me?

Captain Beefheart: "You know what an architect is? A man who crawls up his own penis to pull up a shade, and design all night".

Dan Scavino, his social media manager.

Is this the guy who's in charge of hiding the phone? Because A+ job there, buddy.

is that a fountain in your lobby or are you just glad to see me?

if there's a fountain in your lobby, don't be alarmed now
it's just a sprinkling from the main drain

tbf to dan scavino, hiding trump's phone is a 24/7-vigilence job and he's gotta sleep sometime

NYT:

Ben Carson, the head of the Department of Housing and Urban Development, faced an intense backlash on Wednesday for calling poverty “a state of mind.” Mr. Carson, who oversees a department that handles housing for millions of low-income Americans, made the comments during a radio interview on Tuesday with Armstrong Williams, a friend and conservative media personality. During the talk, Mr. Carson, a retired neurosurgeon, said he thought some people were poor because of their outlook on life.

“I think poverty to a large extent is also a state of mind,” he said, according to a transcript of the interview that was released on Wednesday. “You take somebody that has the right mind-set, you can take everything from them and put them on the street, and I guarantee in a little while they’ll be right back up there.” He added that helping people may not better their lives. “You take somebody with the wrong mind-set, you can give them everything in the world — they’ll work their way right back down to the bottom,” Mr. Carson said.

what if...they had the Gorilla Mindset

Politicians always need to keep their cool. But what would most Montana men do if "body slammed" for no reason by another man?

shoot them and claim self defense, obvs

best thing to do with these wrong-mindset motherfuckers is turn 'em into our old friend soylent green, obv

it's the only language they understand

Y'know, Ben Carson might have a point if the GOP didn't basically exist for the sake of making his point moot.

I'm surprised Trump hasn't tweeted about Seth Rich yet

I think systemic oppression in the service of the perpetuation of white male hegemony to a large extent is also a state of mind.

Has Trump tweeted much/at all while overseas?

I think in America assoulting a reported may actyually help you get elected - shows power

It worked for Wu Tang

greg gianforte, the gop's bjork

Nothing wrong here!

Update: @GregForMontana's campaign has cancelled his appearance on @MSNBC's #MTPDaily this evening. https://t.co/vOZE8uURa9

— Meet the Press (@MeetThePress) May 25, 2017

I guess one roadblock could be kail time

Gianoforte had a 2pm interview on Fox News and a 5pm interview on MSNBC

Both canceled now

— Tom Namako (@TomNamako) May 25, 2017

http://www.organizeyourselfskinny.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/kalefreezecollage.jpg

Sorry, not worth huge image for lame "kale time" joke.

Have fun with that

Rep. Duncan Hunter said of MT reporter assault, “It’s not appropriate behavior. Unless the reporter deserved it.”

— Mary Clare Jalonick (@MCJalonick) May 25, 2017

gives the eyes a rest from texxxxt

stop posting

has anyone in the GOP actually come out to say "physically attacking reporters is bad"

don't wanna make those snap decisions until all the facts are in

why be hatin?

A statement condemning the assault of reporters could come back to haunt you once you eventually get around to assaulting a reporter yourself.

*Look at their faces* and the whispering as Trump admonishes leaders over NATO financial obligations. pic.twitter.com/gLCYgKTdi3

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) May 25, 2017

Every Montana paper leads with Gianforte’s body-slam and the 23 million uninsured by AHCA. pic.twitter.com/V2KLxgHhSr

— Dave Weigel (@daveweigel) May 25, 2017

Trump can barely read.

He reads like Nelson Muntz

tbf, I'm not sure I could listen to him in any context and not smile and whisper to my friends. (hushed) "Eet eez true, he eez a total eediot."

Louie Gohmert: “We didn't have a course on bodyslamming…”

Trent Franks: “The left has precipitated this tense, confrontational approach…” pic.twitter.com/eYdttV3397

— Bradd Jaffy (@BraddJaffy) May 25, 2017

Stop punching yourself!

When reporters asked Trump, as he sat for cameras with Macron before their lunch, whether he wanted to say anything about British intelligence sharing, Trump said only, “Thank you.” Asked if his fired national security adviser, Michael Flynn, should cooperate with FBI and congressional investigations on collusion with Russia, Trump stared at the source of the question and again said, “Thank you,” as the press was hustled out of the room.

Principal Jenkins: Okay, Jimmy. Now tell me why you bodyslammed Peter during recess.
Jimmy: It's not fair! The left has precipitated this tense, confrontational approach!

The left made me do it!

Body Slam! Hit Me!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAdcR3VenqQ

Trump whining to NATO about what's fair to the American taxpayers while being under audit from the IRS is priceless.

What an asshole. Hey, folks who voted for Trump: you elected an asshole. A childish asshole. Look at this. What's wrong with him??? https://t.co/EQjfUs3mAz

— Joe Hill (@joe_hill) May 25, 2017