Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

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yeah but he whispered "goddam fucking" under his breath every time he was about to say "Russians"

Must be fun to be Putin, because he and his crew know the answers to all or most of this mystery, and all they can do is sit back and watch it unfold. And even if it turns out they were as guilty of everything they have been accused of doing, from influencing the election to working with Trump Inc., it's, like, no biggie, because what are we going to do to Russia over this?

Sue them?

Or call them losers..

If they basically acted as campaign contributors or helpers that is one thing but if they actually hacked voting machines that is an act of war!

Anyways Washington is full of bought and sold politicians isnt it? Lets forget the illusion that the American people have power over the presidency or any real aspect of washington!!

if they actually hacked voting machines

this didn't happen

they were and remain under US government sanctions so campaign contributions and help (beyond breaking into the DNC's emails) are a no-no

getting kinda tired of the violet jynx schtick tbh, can we skip to the end

i keep trying to

Hacking voting machines: not that difficult. Hiding a secret deviation in votes from after-the-fact statistical analysis: nearly impossible.

— Edward Snowden (@Snowden) November 7, 2016

right and there is no deviation found in the after-the-fact statistical analysis

let's not let facts get in the way of reposting tweets from seven months ago

getting kinda tired of the violet jynx schtick tbh, can we skip to the end

― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara)

only now just started to notice this poster. this is a sock,right ?

can't believe carne asada thinks i'm a sock

are you deez nuts ?

honestly feeling so attacked rn

Deez are some quality nuts, bizarro.

for anyone blocked by the paywall on this

Larry summers not on board https://www.ft.com/content/2ae4722a-f82f-3bbe-aba1-5b89dd8ac314

― 𝔠𝔞𝔢𝔨 (caek), Tuesday, May 23, 2017 8:20 AM (three hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/05/trump-budget-based-on-usd2-trillion-math-error.html?mid=twitter_nymag

fucking nude spock ! i knew it

please let owen wilson play trey gowdy in the eventual movie of this entire kerfuffle

Deez are some quality nuts, bizarro.

i only f w/ bofa-brand nuts

Scott Adams is in love again:

President Trump just gave ISIS its new name: Losers. (Short for Evil Losers).

If you think that’s no big deal, you’re wrong. It’s a big deal. This is – literally – weapons-grade persuasion from the most powerful Master Persuader of our time.

jfc

scott adams otm - i thought isis were pretty chill bros until trump cannily rebranded them as losers and the scales fell from my eyes

it's http://nymag.com/daily/intelligencer/2017/05/trump-budget-based-on-usd2-trillion-math-error.html?mid=twitter_nymag

sad lol

maybe now they'll claim that the tax cuts will create....FOUR trillion higher revenue

As a mental experiment, imagine the CEOs of the major browser companies, including Google, Apple, Microsoft, and the open source products getting together to stop the spread of Loser propaganda. They could collectively decide to program their browsers to auto-convert ISIS or Al-Quaeda or other cool terror names to Evil Losers. If all the browser products agree, that’s all your teenager in Europe will see as he tries to self-radicalize. That would, in time, end recruitment for Losers.

stunning lack of self-awareness from the man whose twitter followers still have the word "deplorable" in their handle

Good point, frogbs; it seems to invite appropriation and counter-ridicule, cf. "deplorables." Hah lolz I'm such a LOSER Imma LOSE my intestines all over yr stadium/airport/shopping mall as I take out dozens of innocent bystanders; if this is LOSING I don't wanna know what winning looks like.

The art of losing isn't hard to master
though it may look like disaster

scott adams otm - i thought isis were pretty chill bros until trump cannily rebranded them as losers and the scales fell from my eyes

― 🎵 it's grey pubic now, stoner blue 🎵 (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, May 23, 2017 10:55 AM (fifty-three minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

More importantly, the scales have fallen from their eyes. Their destructive rampage has been supplanted by a state of quiet contemplation on the possibility that they have, in fact, been losers this entire time, as 'The Sound of Silence' slowly fades up in the background.

Dear @FLOTUS: In this one moment, you are a preview of America. pic.twitter.com/TtzBGOnFlN

— Mrs. Betty Bowers (@BettyBowers) May 22, 2017

Trump and Melania arrive to Rome AF1 👋 pic.twitter.com/JjXzgM6Ox3

— Daniella Diaz (@DaniellaMicaela) May 23, 2017

She's not even trying to keep up appearances any more is she?

hey who knows where that hand has been

on the orb!

haha

It's a double dis, given Trump's documented fear of descending stairs.

Melania's (arguably) passive aggressive actions and gestures are lame. Let me know when she pushes him down the stairs.

The only arguable is whether the aggression is passive. That hand swat from yesterday was amazing and clearly very intentional.

But yes, I encourage her to up the ante.

I heard that when he learned getting to the top of Masada would take some effort, he tried to get Marine One to fly him up there and land at the site, but that got nixed so the visit got nixed. Stamina!

melania is definitely trying to kill him on those stairs

yeah he wanted to land his fucking helicopter on top of it

xp

you guys have it all wrong. yesterday she was giving him a low-five! today it's . . . it's . . . i am eager to read the rightwing spin on that

Melania had to brush that hair from her eyes, one of the most dangerous things about descending stairs is long hair in your eyes causing vision impairment.

right wing spin will be to turn against melania and her disgusting attempts to embarass Our President

xpost She should try just slicking it back on either side.

I heard that when he learned getting to the top of Masada would take some effort, he tried to get Marine One to fly him up there and land at the site, but that got nixed so the visit got nixed. Stamina!

― Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, May 23, 2017 10:29 AM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

him wearing a kippah at the western wall was bad enough but the idea of landing a helicopter at Masada makes me want to puke

he was terrified to leave the country and sleep in a bed that was not his own, but it was actually the best thing that could have happened to him, at least in terms of distracting media coverage. a few days ago he seemed like howard hughes lining bottles of piss in a crumbling kingdom. now he's touching an orb and committing a series of funny but ultimately forgettable gaffes.

And he's going to come home beaming, like he's accomplished anything, when in fact the only thing he's accomplished is giving America a modest break. And then he's going to come back, tired and cranky, and start fucking up again, all while multiple looming investigations proceed.

wait when she doesn't take his hand does he just put his hand on her ass?

I thought the accepted protocol was, in fact, to lightly cup the buttock of a person who refuses to take your hand.

grab 'em by the pussy iirc