Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

So who is councelling the president these days?

nugent?

Looking forward to the irascible Michael Cohen representing the irrepressible Donald Trump during this time of upheaval.

Speaking of whom: Why did Donald Trump’s attorney tweet a picture of his daughter in a bra?

Only Morbius's doctors know for sure.

― Malcolm X, Martin Luther King, Jr, and Violent J (誤訳侮辱), Thursday, May 18, 2017 11:46 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

ftr this is not a cool joke to make. maybe you were going for something different than the way i read it though.

I still can't believe he's going to do a press conference later this afternoon. AND is currently having lunch off-the-record with a bunch of news anchors.

Speaking of whom: Why did Donald Trump’s attorney tweet a picture of his daughter in a bra?

the initial tweet was skeevy but the "Jealous?" remark five minutes later ratcheted it up a hundredfold. whats up with this administration wanting to fuck their own daughters???

"So who is councelling the president these days?"

http://www.mountrantmore.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/lionel-hutz-fictional-lawyer-the-simpsons.jpg

Trumps administration is like a Shaggs record - everyone failing in some new unexpected way

re: Chaffetz: he came in as basically a proto-Tea-Party guy in 2008, primarying a well-established Republican incumbent by running to his right. His district also went for Trump in 2016 by 47% (McMullin got 24, Clinton 23). Can't imagine a place like that is going to cough up anybody much better, but maybe things have chilled out slightly. Bizarrely, Utah has no procedure on the books for filling a vacated Congressional seat, and there are different plans being thrown around.

Many xposts

Hey 誤訳侮辱 that was a terrible thing to say

Bizarrely, Utah has no procedure on the books for filling a vacated Congressional seat

Have the checked the tablets in the Tabernacle? There must be something...

Oops, I see others have commented on it too. Flag post is all I can do I guess, wish I had 50 more to hand out

Trumps administration is like a Shaggs record - everyone failing in some new unexpected way

― Violet Jynx, Thursday, May 18, 2017 12:25 PM (one minute ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Also has a cult following that believes it's all charming

Except Shaggs are wonderfully awful, Trump admin just awfully awful, like a Creed record.

Trump is sort of like one of those "shredding" videos of a real president talking

Years from now we will wear orange masks with corn husk hair and pretend to be Trump and everyone will laugh since he resigned in shame and we have some other president
- like Nixon

Hmm

BREAKING: US official confirms to @BuzzFeedNews that the US-led Coalition hit Assad regime forces with air strikes in southern Syria today

— Mike Giglio (@mike_giglio) May 18, 2017

Except Shaggs are wonderfully awful, Trump admin just awfully awful, like a Creed record.

― I don't really like any of these albums (Dan Peterson)

i like the shaggs, but i would not vote for dot wiggin for president. sorry, dot.

hey it's wag the dog time

xp

taxes need to go up on the wealthy to finance medicare / social security for all, and tuition-free state colleges

it's the best way to prevent another trump incident

what the?

Trump is sort of like one of those "shredding" videos of a real president talking

haha yes

I think at this point a fermented bean curd would do better Presidenting than Trump

https://media.giphy.com/media/EWEiTG6pC9jlC/source.gif

I know it's not shocking or new to say that Trump is an imbecile but... damn, this dude is an imbecile.

I think at this point a fermented bean curd would do better Presidenting than Trump

― Violet Jynx

i don't know about that, but i think it says something that i'm trying to imagine what it would be like to have a fermented bean curd as president and how it would stack up to trump. because i will say i think it would be easier for republicans to defend having a fermented bean curd as president than it is for them to defend trump.

if anything it's shocking how shocking it continues to be day after day

the bean curd would have made a better speech to teh coast guard

bean curd never sexually assaulted anyone, for a start

yeah no one's gonna get distracted by a few bombs in Syria (no one in America anyway)

xp

We're attacking Syria again, huh? Very reminiscent of Clinton's employment of bombs to distract from BJ talk.

at this point, is there a day where we *aren't* bombing somebody

what did the fermented bean curd know and when did it know it

i wonder if russia got a heads-up this time too

I think it's worth pointing out that the head of the executive branch accused the former President and his election rival of unspecified "crimes" today, and no one gaf because it was just more bullshit

xp trying to put the finger on the pulse?

Flynn refusing the committee subpoena is a blip imo - he's under investigation by the FBI, a grand jury, etc., that stuff will come out eventually, he is not going to get away/

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US official tells Reuters that US struck a pro-Syria government militia after it moved against US-backed forces in #Syria.

from twitter

fermented bean curd never bomb nobody just sayin

US hitting Assad targets - both obviously an attempt to redirect attention and also a kinda huge development?

Someone coughed somewhere

BREAKING: Senate panel says it has not received response from Michael Flynn's lawyer, correcting earlier comments from chairman.

— The Associated Press (@AP) May 18, 2017

US hitting Assad targets - both obviously an attempt to redirect attention and also a kinda huge development?

Would be if the other month hadn't happened. Also feels like something specifically cooked up riiiiight before a notable overseas trip.

Sending Toby Keith over is obviously not enough to keep the Saudis sweet.

We're attacking Syria again, huh? Very reminiscent of Clinton's employment of bombs to distract from BJ talk.

― human/hutt hybrid (Old Lunch), Thursday, May 18, 2017 4:50 PM (nineteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

bombing al qaeda before it was cool

US hitting Assad targets - both obviously an attempt to redirect attention and also a kinda huge development?

― Mordy, Thursday, May 18, 2017 12:09 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Guy who's just found out he's under investigation at his job for fucking up in a major way: "Look, I'm working! I'm working really hard!" (frantically pounds keyboard, deleting account after account)

The cruise missile signifies the erect presidential phallus entering the Lewinsky mouth - for Trump? Envision a golden shower from above - perhaps some sort of pamphlets for his gold course in yellow jello ballons

posts w striking imagery

are you a new poster? cuz yr style seems familiar

US bombing of Assad for whatever reason - depending on their scale and frequency - could dramatically shift the conflict there, especially at a time when it seemed like Assad regime + Russia was heading into an endgame against the rebels?

Do we know the strategic purpose of these strikes?