Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

if significant findings around this issue were dollar bills i'd have uh about $78 i guess

Was thinking about Trump's tweets this morning, and man, his utter inability to shut the fuck up is yet another indication that anything good that has ever happened to him in his entire life has happened despite him, not because of him. No wonder he thinks he's some sort of negotiation genius. He's like Grizzly Man, hanging with his buddies the bears until one day one eats him.

So not a fan of current streams of drip-drip hints and intimations. So much shit is happening every day that it's a bit like predicting warm weather in summer and darkness at sundown.

I should develop a Trump prediction app. It's just a big red button, and when you press it it says "yes."

another beautiful voice silenced, RIP

who WASN'T Flynn a mole for ???

RIP, you fucking asshole.
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there's a madcap comedy to be made about flynn's efforts to keep so many masters happy

i'll say one thing for him, the guy had a work ethic

although king kong and roger ailes may have shared some unfortunate opinions on how to treat women i feel like otherwise you're being pretty harsh on king kong, josh

Yeah, sorry, RIP Kong. He meant well.

one was a giant ape who dominated an inward-looking kill-or-be-killed island full of prehistoric monsters and disgusting savages, the other was king kong etc

While his reckless Tweeting at this point seems to fly in the face of everything most people understand about the concept of self-preservation, I kind of admire Trump's apparent intention to go down like Rhodes at the end of Day of the Dead, defiantly spewing bile to his last breath. CHOKE ON 'EM! CHOKE ON 'EM! He's gonna end up being torn to pieces and devoured either way so why not.

It was Bill O'Reilly killed the beast.

Trump is going to be reanimated as "Dead Alive"'s sentient farting intestine.

I hope Trump goes down like the warden in Shawshank

so trump's guilty. what happens next between us and russia?

Drunken duets

presidents pence and putin begin an intense sexual relationship and the blossoming of their forbidden love brings peace and prosperity to the world

No spoilers, I have to step out for a couple of hours.

oval office bullet lunch is a real picture

if only we could convince more republicans to chow down on a bullet lunch

American country singer Toby Keith, known for songs such as "Whiskey Girl" and "Beer For My Horses," is scheduled to perform in the Saudi capital, Riyadh, this weekend in an event that coincides with President Donald Trump's first overseas visit.

Saudi entertainment website Lammt, which is advertising the event, says Saturday's free concert is open to men only. It will also feature an Arabian lute player.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/wireStory/trump-visit-draws-country-singer-toby-keith-saudi-47484572

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lmao

pls tell me toby keith is going to perform 'courtesy of the red, white and blue' in riyadh

I bet you never heard ole Rabeh Saqer say
Miss Kitty have you ever thought of running away

'this is a lil' song i wrote after some of your folks paid to bring down the world trade centre...'

*strikes opening chord*

Rabeh Sager to wear his FUTK thawb.

skirts at Fox News today will be lowered to half-mast

— Alexandra Petri (@petridishes) May 18, 2017

if Keith doesn't he should be branded a coward for life

I could see PUtin demanding a good rimming from Pence before talks begin

never thought there'd be a possibility toby keith might get stoned to death by a mob of angry arabs but if it happens i'm okay with it

"his utter inability to shut the fuck up is yet another indication that anything good that has ever happened to him in his entire life has happened despite him"

how do you deal with the mafia for so many years and not get good at keeping your mouth shut though? that's what i want to know.

i also think this might be one of the reasons he doesn't want his taxes to come out. so that people don't see all the charitable donations to italian-american fraternal organizations.

The fact that nobody seems to have any real dirt on him from the Vegas years is genuinely remarkable. He's either clean, smart or incredibly lucky and i can't really see two of those things as viable options.

thx for that tweet, Phil D

yeah that made me LOL

The amount Trump gets away with seems to defy reason. I've never seen anything like it. If I believed in the devil I'd say he sold his soul.

xp oh sorry I meant the Fox one

How about this (other) Fox one?

Not liking the attention, huh, @realDonaldTrump? You wanted in, now put up with it. After all, you're a "President", right? No? Then leave! https://t.co/pjKrf5nvRd

— Vicente Fox Quesada (@VicenteFoxQue) May 18, 2017

haha damn

Countdown to declaration of war on Mexico in 3...2...

Haha this should be a great read

http://www.gq.com/story/inside-corey-lewandowski-trump-lobbyist-failed

I feel like everyone is giving him more leeway to fail but remain employed since after all he is a giant orange tuft haired imbecile from reality tv so he needs extra help

that lewandowski thought inviting a gq writer to follow him around for a bit was a good opportunity for him kinda says it all, really - what a maroon

When Trump won the White House, Lewandowski promptly quit his job at CNN and readied himself for a role within the administration. He told at least one friend that he was "waiting on pins and needles" to find out what job Trump would give him

all these fucking idiots talk like english is their third language

btw lol @ that Trump tweet this morning, "how come Hillary and Obama didn't get an investigator for their crimes, but I do?"

seems to have admitted guilt right there!

hah, yeah, missed the fact that he's admitting to committing crimes there at first glance

also i wonder in which decade we'll finally stop hearing "b-b-but HILLARY AND OBAMA"

jesus god what the hell is this

In April, Lewandowski sacked a mid-level staffer for disobeying his order to not communicate with Manafort. When that staffer's firing—and the reason for it—merited a brief mention deep in a Politico story on Trump campaign infighting, Lewandowski demanded a correction, claiming he'd terminated the aide not because of anything to do with Manafort but because the aide was a chronic masturbator. Lewandowski went so far as to e-mail multiple reporters "a partial statement" that he said he'd extracted from another campaign worker (whom he refused to identify) about the fired aide's alleged deviancy.

lol wtf

haha where is that thread of men with this mouth pose?

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