Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

yeah whew, it's reassuring to know that there's nothing in the rules that says a president can't be dangerously incompetent and have no idea what they're doing with critically important things - thanks, herbie ray mcmaster!

i'm so shocked when Ann talks dirty

It increasingly seems that the POTUS has carte blanche to (as Ann says) to whatever the fuck he wants AS LONG AS it doesn't violate his oath of office.

I feel like we need to do some patching before the next update.

I gave my step-mother-in-law a pat on the butt once yet I have not told her my friend's secrets. i guess id be a shit president?

What’s more, Coulter argued, unlike his predecessor, Trump has been able to keep his hands to himself around Eastern Europeans. “At least Trump forbore, unlike Obama, from placing his hand reassuringly on the soviet ambassador’s thigh,” she wrote./

ahem

http://www.trueactivist.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/07/mel3.jpg

Heh. But you omit that Ivana was also an import.

Anyways my nominee for next thread title is "Priming the Trump."

You're welcome.

Kellyanne is annoyed!

Taking a moment from more important matters to respond .... pic.twitter.com/B0uL0ME0Bi

— Kellyanne Conway (@KellyannePolls) May 16, 2017

Imagine those fingers curling like fries around those quotation marks

yeah uh none of that is a denial that she said what she was reported to have said

"I have complete confidence in..." is the usual pre-betrayal line, Kellyanne; pls try to keep up.

One of the better lines from a GOP Senator of late

Sen. Tillis: "If it is true that info was shared w/ the Russian ambassador then it seems to me it should be ok to share with U.S. senators."

— Tarini Parti (@tparti) May 16, 2017

that would be a cold burn if Tillis had a brain

It is possible a synapse flared.

to level a charge of treason you only need two witnesses to an act of someone giving aid and comfort to the enemy. according to the constitution. i looked it up.

treason is raising taxes on the wealthy iirc

The sec of state also has broad declassifying powers i think and republicans were still upset about hillarys forwarded emails to huma abedin.

So weirrrrrrrrreredrdeeerefvvv

come on, we have always been at war with Huma Abedin

Hope someone asks Spicer about this!

Kimberly Guilfoyle says she's talking with Trump administration about press secretary job https://t.co/6xXhjdsddM via @mercnews

— Tara Palmeri (@tarapalmeri) May 16, 2017

Per NYT, the info that Trump blabbed came from Israel.

That won't make the upcoming trip there awkward at all!

that was my guess

can see Bibi wanting Pence

50 Shades of Pence

It takes three books for him to work up the courage to sit down to dinner with a woman who isn't his wife. But it's soooooo hot when he finally does.

Rampant enthusiasm!

Corker asked if Trump can still be trusted with classified info. Pauses, shrugs, "sure."

— Erica Werner (@ericawerner) May 16, 2017

relevant to ilx's interests

http://68.media.tumblr.com/2a4722d3035e9683a992e884cf096e6a/tumblr_oq23jvDQLf1vjcb7vo1_1280.jpg

a modicum of good news: Cornyn has withdrawn from consideration for FBI director, so unless Trump picks Rogers his choice won't be NAKEDLY political.

having said that, he'll probably just say fuck everything and pick Giuliani.

chuck norris or gtfo

I have a feeling more and more of the potential candidates have been looking at the last few days and going "Um...maybe not."

That won't make the upcoming trip there awkward at all!

― Ned Raggett, Tuesday, May 16, 2017 1:40 PM (sixteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

nor will this http://www.timesofisrael.com/senior-member-of-trump-team-said-to-tell-israelis-western-wall-is-not-your-territory/

last ep of the President Show was masterful - maybe that doesn't belong here but idk the bit of him throwing a tantrum about having to leave the kids' class photo op was something everyone should see. could be I just thought it was funny as a parent of a toddler but still

once j-kush sorts out the whole israel-palestine thing we'll all look back and laugh at this

clip at the bottom of this article: http://time.com/4777035/the-president-show-kids/

xp

obama alum running for MD gov

https://twitter.com/AlecJRoss

looks like barry pepper playing a rich defendant on svu

he's probably ok but that's my take

he looks like Eric Trump!

i know you have rep as ilx's meano to keep up but damn

he really does xp

just needs to slick that hair back a lil more

ilx's meano

this seems like a high bar to clear but idk

it's true I make no bones about wishing death on certain celebrities oh what a meanie I am. I try to be p nice to other posters tho

lol joeks man

i think he looks like what eric trump thinks eric trump looks like

ha, otm

lol yes

Ah, Sean

"Of course, no one would ever want that-" Spicer says, then stops, in response to a question about damaged credibility.

— Maggie Haberman (@maggieNYT) May 16, 2017

it was israel's intelligence.

https://www.nytimes.com/2017/05/16/world/middleeast/israel-trump-classified-intelligence-russia.html

You know, part of me would be A-OK with the US/Israel relationship, which has been really, really fucked up and toxic for a whole lot of years, being permanently ruptured by this asshole and his asshole team's relentless assholishness.

this is the guy Israel wanted, don't forget

27th dimensional chess: now to make the special relationship whole again, trump will offer to do something for israel so godawful that only bibi could think of it

From a (per Twitter bio) "Senior Knesset Reporter for The Jerusalem Post. Proud Zionist.":

Government sources are speculating to me that Trump's visit may be canceled. https://t.co/PLRop3qbOv

— Lahav Harkov (@LahavHarkov) May 16, 2017

i keep thinking that team trump's chaotic and amateurish default setting is to deny everything and say that something never happened and that's the kind of thing that really come back to haunt you. in a court of law kind of way.

this story about an angry trump staffer telling the israelis that the western wall isnt part of israel is some shit. I dont even know where to start.

http://www.timesofisrael.com/senior-member-of-trump-team-said-to-tell-israelis-western-wall-is-not-your-territory/