Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

the shit just comes out of his mouth amiritezzzzzzzz

and yet here you are every morning ready to human centipede it

what am i going to do instead, the work i'm being paid for?

We all must play our essential role in passing the shit down the line. It takes a village (of people whose lips are sewn to other people's assholes).

why are you guys talking about Trump and russia when the real story is john podesta literally murdering some guy ?

Lol wtf Adam

Ok, he's now left 40+ minutes without finishing his current tweet.

Tweets by committee this AM

Imagine going to bed after last night's shouting match knowing you have to get up early to help him not say the wrong thing on social media.

Too little, too late

http://pitchfork.com/news/73556-dave-chappelle-i-fucked-up-by-saying-give-trump-a-chance-on-snl/

He finally lost Chappelle.

good on him I guess, always thought that "give him a chance" shit was idiotic given how many chances he'd gotten throughout the entire campaign

all we are saying is give sleaze a chance

All I am saying is give Pence a chance.

Why, no doubt, Senator.

McConnell: "We could do with a little less drama from the White House on a lot of things."

— Kristina L. Peterson (@kristinapet) May 16, 2017

BREAKING: Sen. McCain just raised his threat level to "furrowed brow," while Sen. Graham has gone from "concerned" to "very concerned."

— Kevin M. Kruse (@KevinMKruse) May 15, 2017

Ha, that's funny.

I expect we'll start seeing some strokes and cardiac events among the more senior GOP Congresspeople in the weeks and months to come. The stress of tamping down your personal alarm so you can present a united front of mild concern about, say, Trump openly masturbating during a press conference...it takes its toll.

I don't see what the big deal is, Russia just denied any classified information was shared with them, let's all move on now.

all we are saying is give sleaze a chance

― leprechaundriac (Ye Mad Puffin), 16. maj 2017 15:18 (eleven minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

All I am saying is give Pence a chance.

― Download this Man With Hamburder And Mug (Old Lunch), 16. maj 2017 15:21 (eight minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Meh, this board can do better.

All I am saying is give Treesh a chance.

leaking classified information to russia in the oval office right after firing the guy who was investigating whether or not you got russia's help to win the election.

sorry, just had to type that once.

carry on.

the republican president revealed more information to the russian ambassador than we have shared with our own allies

"while Sen. Graham has gone from "concerned" to "very concerned."

wow, we are at GRAHAMCON 3. amazing.

he's so useless and he will outlive all of us.

i like how the only halfhearted excuses i'm hearing boil down to: he is a newborn baby and he doesn't know where he is.

Taken en toto it's all so surreal. Manafort linked to Russia, fired. Flynn linked to Russia, fired. Sessions linked to Russia, recused (ha). Nunes leaks to Trump, recused. Comey investigates Russia, fired. The last bit of the timeline is the most bonkers. Comey fired. Trump people blame Rosenstein, but the next day Trump takes credit for firing Comey, for Russia. Trump meets with Russians in oval office THE NEXT DAY. (No American cameras, but Russian media takes pictures). Trump leaks classified info. Trump people deny it, and the next day Trump takes credit. You can't make this shit up.

I see the_donald is back on the "BUT HILLARY LITERALLY MURDERED A DUDE" train

Just one dude?

I wonder if he knows he won't necessarily be running against Hillary again

xpost It was a pumpkin iirc

If the dude dropped dead today, his tenure as president would still merit, like, an expansive three-volume biography. History is going to have a bitch of a time following all of these threads, because it's a mind-bending tangle to follow in real time.

i do also hate a world where david brooks ends up being my new hero:

"We’ve got this perverse situation in which the vast analytic powers of the entire world are being spent trying to understand a guy whose thoughts are often just six fireflies beeping randomly in a jar."

xpost I'm not sure which biographer will want to tackle Trump. Reagan drove Edmund Morris into the realm of fiction

if only there was some sort of, say, official investigation which could help untangle this knotted mess xxp

"We’ve got this perverse situation in which the vast analytic powers of the entire world are being spent trying to understand a guy whose thoughts are often just six fireflies beeping randomly in a jar."

six seems generous

also that's close enough to president brainstem that i'll be consulting my lawyers

reminds me of this all-time essay from sam biddle about teenagers:
http://gawker.com/what-if-teens-arent-cool-1699997713

Would you interview a bee? Should tech investors study a pile of wobbling sea foam?

i do also hate a world where david brooks ends up being my new hero
― scott seward, Tuesday, May 16, 2017 1:45 PM

been living in that world for a while now (and i still hate it)
https://www.nytimes.com/2016/07/08/opinion/the-power-of-altruism.html

Sen. Marco Rubio tells me Administration officials reached out to him last night. Says he still has questions he wants answered today.

— Phil Mattingly (@Phil_Mattingly) May 16, 2017

"Yeah, I'm good with pizza. No anchovies though."

sooooo, if you can impeach a president for having some sad version of sex in the white house...

I expect we'll start seeing some strokes and cardiac events among the more senior GOP Congresspeople in the weeks and months to come.

That's his SECRET PLAN to DRAIN THE SWAMP. Act so randomly that it kills off a lot of the corrupt old establishment.

He's playing 7D chess and you librul idiots are still learning checkers.

also, i kinda hate to say it, but i'm getting a little tired of all the winning....

sooooo, if you can impeach a president for having some sad version of sex in the white house...

lol the impeachment was technically for lying--if Trump had the same scandal he'd be tweeting about getting lousy head

goddamnit if someone in GOP leadership doesn't actually die (hopefully of natural cause of course) over all this i'm going to be v disappointed

i loved when the CNN guy said the best case scenario for what happened was incompetence. don lemon let out a deep sigh and said "...we are in a very sad place tonight..."

to be fair, the crowds for trump's public hanging would be huge. the hugest.

i'm imagining the gallows set up behind tables full of trump steaks and trump water and 'TRUMP' in huge illuminated letters above it

Anyone who in any way excuses the actions of the POTUS on the basis of incompetence should be tied to a log and pushed out to sea.

'Look, the president is human, he's going to make mistakes, he isn't going to just automatically know the proper way to do everything, there's no precedent of anyone having previously been in his position, you can't expect him to have prepared in any way, it's not as if he's surrounded by any number of people who could give him advice on how to navigate a given situation, and who among us hasn't pooped themselves a couple of times a day every day?'

I just got a vivid image of a WH staffer changing Trump's diaper on the Oval Office desk, and I thought I'd share that image with all of you.

it's not as if he's surrounded by any number of people who could give him advice on how to navigate a given situation

i mean tbf this part is true - instead he's surrounded by morons, incompetents, and incompetent morons