Not half a day back and already he's stinkin' up the joint with classy French bon mots.
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 14 May 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link
michael! my god how are you man!
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 14 May 2017 08:02 (seven years ago) link
Well, sir. How are you?
― Quis ut Deus (Michael White), Sunday, 14 May 2017 18:08 (seven years ago) link
i am totalement épuisé but super happy to see you here :)
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Sunday, 14 May 2017 19:11 (seven years ago) link
http://www.adagio.com/gifts/manly_series.html
A collection of three teas that were formulated with guys in mind. Sugar Daddy is bursting with the energy of life-affirming ginseng green tea. Man Cave has the earthy whiff of leather and beer nuts. Lounge Chair Lapsang is a cup filled with the aroma of Dad's favorite pipe or a contraband stogy. The dad or man in your life is sure to savor all three.
― sexualing healing (crüt), Thursday, 1 June 2017 05:40 (six years ago) link
I've started to see Mancan wine in stores now.
https://www.mancanwine.com/
WHAT’S WITH THE NAME: MANCAN?BY GRAHAM:MANCAN WAS THE NAME THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD THE NIGHT AT THE BAR WHEN I WISHED THAT THERE WAS AN OPTION TO ORDER A WINE-IN-A-CAN.I HAD BEEN WORKING ON A CONSTRUCTION SITE ALL DAY AND WAS COVERED IN DRYWALL DUST AND MET UP WITH A BUDDY AT A BAR. HE ORDERED A TALLBOY AND I WAS CRAVING WINE BUT DIDN’T WANT TO DEAL WITH ASKING FOR A LIST OR A BOTTLE THAT HAD BEEN SITTING BEHIND THE BAR HALF OPENED FOR A WEEK AND GONE BAD. I ALSO WANTED SOMETHING CASUAL THAT DIDN’T BREAK THE BANK AND DIDN’T WANT TO DEAL WITH STEMWARE.THE NAME IS MEANT TO BE TONGUE-IN-CHEEK – WITH A HINT OF IRONY. MANCAN ISN’T MEANT TO BE A POLITICAL STATEMENT – IT’S JUST HANDCRAFTED DELICIOUS WINE-IN-A-CAN. I THINK THAT MEN WILL LOVE THE EXPERIENCE OF DRINKING OUR WINE RIGHT OUT OF THE CAN, BUT ALSO THAT WOMEN WILL TRY IT AND LOVE IT TOO. THE ONLY THING WE’RE ANTI- IS THE TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF ORDERING AND DRINKING WINE IN LOTS OF BARS AND VENUES. OUR INTENTION IS NOT TO REPLACE THE RITUAL OF BOTTLED WINE AT A FAMILY GATHERING OR AT A WHITE-CLOTHED RESTAURANT…WE JUST WANT A MORE FUN ALTERNATIVE WHEN AT A CONCERT, TAILGATING, GRILLING, HANGING POOLSIDE, OR ON A PICNIC.I ALSO THINK MANCAN IS CATCHY, SHORT, EASY TO REMEMBER, AND HAS A CERTAIN RING TO IT.
MANCAN WAS THE NAME THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD THE NIGHT AT THE BAR WHEN I WISHED THAT THERE WAS AN OPTION TO ORDER A WINE-IN-A-CAN.
I HAD BEEN WORKING ON A CONSTRUCTION SITE ALL DAY AND WAS COVERED IN DRYWALL DUST AND MET UP WITH A BUDDY AT A BAR. HE ORDERED A TALLBOY AND I WAS CRAVING WINE BUT DIDN’T WANT TO DEAL WITH ASKING FOR A LIST OR A BOTTLE THAT HAD BEEN SITTING BEHIND THE BAR HALF OPENED FOR A WEEK AND GONE BAD. I ALSO WANTED SOMETHING CASUAL THAT DIDN’T BREAK THE BANK AND DIDN’T WANT TO DEAL WITH STEMWARE.
THE NAME IS MEANT TO BE TONGUE-IN-CHEEK – WITH A HINT OF IRONY. MANCAN ISN’T MEANT TO BE A POLITICAL STATEMENT – IT’S JUST HANDCRAFTED DELICIOUS WINE-IN-A-CAN. I THINK THAT MEN WILL LOVE THE EXPERIENCE OF DRINKING OUR WINE RIGHT OUT OF THE CAN, BUT ALSO THAT WOMEN WILL TRY IT AND LOVE IT TOO. THE ONLY THING WE’RE ANTI- IS THE TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF ORDERING AND DRINKING WINE IN LOTS OF BARS AND VENUES. OUR INTENTION IS NOT TO REPLACE THE RITUAL OF BOTTLED WINE AT A FAMILY GATHERING OR AT A WHITE-CLOTHED RESTAURANT…WE JUST WANT A MORE FUN ALTERNATIVE WHEN AT A CONCERT, TAILGATING, GRILLING, HANGING POOLSIDE, OR ON A PICNIC.
I ALSO THINK MANCAN IS CATCHY, SHORT, EASY TO REMEMBER, AND HAS A CERTAIN RING TO IT.
― nickn, Thursday, 1 June 2017 05:53 (six years ago) link
new sweat, sweat that can mask your sweat, or sweat that you can drink to help you sweat, less or more, whichever is more healthy in the moment. or just keep sweating. sweat is sweet in your mouth and you will beg for more. sweat is coming out of your underarms and your forehead is slick with new sweat, sweat that could appear at any moment on your body. we bottle up your sweat and others pay money to make it available. new sweat, sweat, it's sweat everywhere, it can't be washed off
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 June 2017 05:54 (six years ago) link
that's my pitch for sweat
― Karl Malone, Thursday, 1 June 2017 05:55 (six years ago) link
Wine in a can has been done before.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:02 (six years ago) link
THE ONLY THING WE’RE ANTI- IS THE TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF ORDERING AND DRINKING WINE IN LOTS OF BARS AND VENUES.
― nomar, Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:08 (six years ago) link
xpIt's the butch name that's its selling point, I presume.
― nickn, Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:23 (six years ago) link
OR AT A WHITE-CLOTHED RESTAURANT
And I'm assuming they meant "white tableclothed restaurant" here.
― nickn, Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:26 (six years ago) link
I DIDN'T WANT MY BUDDY TO THINK I WAS ONE OF THEM NANCY BOYS WHO CAN'T KNOCK BACK A SIXER
― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:27 (six years ago) link
I always end up bleeding profusely when I crush the empty wine glass against my head.
― nickn, Thursday, 1 June 2017 06:30 (six years ago) link
did ddb write that press release
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 13:32 (six years ago) link
Actual lols @ werk ^^
― Conic section rebellion 44 (in orbit), Thursday, 1 June 2017 13:46 (six years ago) link
RIP big man
― jason waterfalls (gbx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link
Have we covered Duke Cannon soap yet?
https://dukecannon.com/
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:54 (six years ago) link
uhh ok I'd seen ads before but not this beer soap
what in the heck
― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
they definitely are up on their masculinity branding, though, all of the military-esque references and the picture of a guy holding an axe are very on brand
― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 15:58 (six years ago) link
I have the naval supremacy one. It is almost too big to be practical.
Even funnier is Duluth Trading sells a tactical soap on a rope bag designed specifically to hold your Duke Cannon brick. Imho this stuff is 100% tailored for moms and wives
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:13 (six years ago) link
lol what the fuck
― mh, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:15 (six years ago) link
If I want to walk around all day smelling like Old Milwaukee I'll just become my grandfather.
― El Tuomasbot (milo z), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:18 (six years ago) link
does old milwaukee smell like new milkwaukee
― i n f i n i t y (∞), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:21 (six years ago) link
new milwaukee smells like old milwaukee, so yes.
― pplains, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
what IS the best cover of "I'm My Own Grandpa"?
― El Tomboto, Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link
The Michael Cooney one!
http://www.michaelcooney.com/
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:41 (six years ago) link
https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Uv9FIVVLIA/maxresdefault.jpg
― Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Thursday, 1 June 2017 16:50 (six years ago) link
being in MN the duluth trading company is such a nightmare, they have billboards all the fuck over the place talking about butt cracks and nuts and sweat
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:34 (six years ago) link
I drive past a billboard on the way to work every day that says:
Your Wife is Hot
Maybe it's time to call us to come service your air conditioner
― mh, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:45 (six years ago) link
there is a car repair place down the street from me who have that one spelled out in their letter board out front
― how's life, Tuesday, 11 July 2017 19:49 (six years ago) link
shit, that must be industry standard, that same line has been in use for like 10 years down here.
― nice cage (m bison), Tuesday, 11 July 2017 22:45 (six years ago) link
https://medium.com/@remakingmanhood/why-do-we-murder-the-beautiful-friendships-of-boys-3ad722942755
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 22:29 (six years ago) link
wow.
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 9 August 2017 22:52 (six years ago) link
PISS IN THE FROG'S MOUTH LIKE A MEN!! pic.twitter.com/FbwPkKDOUf— Sammy (@SamChaplin) September 4, 2017
― Karl Malone, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:29 (six years ago) link
omg
― crüt, Monday, 4 September 2017 23:42 (six years ago) link
that's toxic reinforcement, sheesh
― Week of Wonders (Ross), Monday, 4 September 2017 23:44 (six years ago) link
Wow. The actual site is no better.
https://www.babys-steps.com/collections/potties/products/cute-ergonomic-baby-boy-urinal
I assumed maybe someone had just typo'd men instead of man in the ad. But no. It's a thing.
The spinning epiglotis waterwheel must surely just fling piss back at you if you're urinating with any force? And I have it on good authority that little bots can urinate with force.
― Hey Bob (Scik Mouthy), Tuesday, 5 September 2017 07:46 (six years ago) link
If you're a true baby men you don't care if the piss flies back on you. You just accept it, just like you accept pooping all over mommy
― Karl Malone, Tuesday, 5 September 2017 16:26 (six years ago) link
Toxic masculinity is fucking WILD pic.twitter.com/gkRGpMEbsz— crowcialist 🏔 (@McKChuck) January 3, 2018
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 18:49 (six years ago) link
is the "Not for Clowns" logo a direct attack on ICP?
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:16 (six years ago) link
"Like they would use soap anyway..." Fair enough, but still.
wayzata, long known as the fucking *hardest* twin cities suburb
― mookieproof, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:23 (six years ago) link
the hatchet would indicate as much, which is amusing since Juggalos have a better rep now than ever before
― Simon H., Wednesday, 3 January 2018 19:25 (six years ago) link
I walk past a basket of this stuff every morning. From the name, I had an idea of where they were coming from, but didn't realize they were throwing ICP and Appletinis into the same... basket.
― pplains, Wednesday, 3 January 2018 20:05 (six years ago) link
i have dr bronner's bar soap, what kind of marketing is that
― Men's Scarehouse - "You're gonna like the way you're shook." (m bison), Thursday, 4 January 2018 00:51 (six years ago) link
ahaha what a rush it must be, bein' a guy pic.twitter.com/eG4NjCdojD— Fire Marshal Meaghan (@meaghan_garvey) January 9, 2018
― na (NA), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 20:21 (six years ago) link
Christ
― kinder, Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:14 (six years ago) link
ha
that's hilarious
wld definitely sniff
― infinity (∞), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:31 (six years ago) link
https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/810zyxKhyuL._SX355_.jpg
― AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 10 January 2018 21:42 (six years ago) link