Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

And just, like, starts relieving himself in the face of reporters while on camera? I mean, everything just bounces off of him, why not just take the ol' leash off of the id altogether?

he already has, those baggy suits are painted onto his skin

xp

He's every bit as stupid as Trump

oh, come on

inviting some competitors to your office and letting them sit at your unlocked computer while you drop a deuce.

https://www.icp.org/icpmedia/w/e/e/g/weegee_7547_1993_464590_displaysize.jpg

Pence is def stupid, but he doesn't have the other fatal flaws that Trump does - the unpredictability, general ignorance of how govt works, wildly inconsistent positions, etc. Odds are he would be a more effective/malleable legislator that wouldn't throw up random roadblocks and crises in congress' way, allowing for the implementation of broader swathes of the GOP agenda. Dumb as he may be, he signed bills into law as governor, he is at least familiar with that process.

― Οὖτις, Thursday, May 11, 2017 2:44 PM (four minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

thing is, if trump actually resigned or was impeached, it would (or should) be an albatross around the neck of every republican that supported him

wouldn't put it past the dems to still fuck up an opportunity like that, but the deck would be stacked against the GOP in 2018

Trump will never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever resign. He will need to be removed bodily if it ever comes down to it. Not because he wants the job but because he so clearly deserves the job, because he is so clearly the best for the job, because he is not done winning, for god's sake.

http://indianapublicmedia.org/news/files/2015/06/signing-940x626.jpg

"That's it, Governor. Now dot the i....good..."

xpost And also because some part of him realizes that, at this point, the (ever-declining) prestige of the presidency is the only thing that will prevent a huge portion of the world from treating him like the human garbage he so clearly is.

pretty sure this all ends with Trump drawing the electoral map on the walls of his cell with his own feces

that grey suit behind pence is an atrocity, sorry old man whoever you are xp

I know T.'s not a smart or plan-making or calculating person, but every time he does some random macho stupid jingo shit, two things happen:

1. The media and professional classes gasp, scratch their heads, and clutch their collective pearls and say THIS IS NOT NORMAL.

2. A jillion redhatters cream in their pants and howl for more, because NOT NORMAL is exactly what they were voting for. Trumpism is Brawndo and it's what they crave.

He's no genius but we know he loves both of those results, so he keeps doing the behavior that delivers them. He's pretty easily understood to be a lab rat pushing the bar that releases the crack-pellet.

I kinda feel like the best he can hope for re: the end of his presidency is to die in office.

Pence insisting nobody leave him alone with red sweater lady

I kinda feel like the best he can hope for re: the end of his presidency is to die in office.

― Download this Man With Hamburder And Mug (Old Lunch), Thursday, May 11, 2017 1:07 PM (nine minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

From your lips...

Pence insisting nobody leave him alone with red sweater lady

I was going to make fun of how strange and unprepared to be photographed she appears to be, but then I thought what if she's a cancer patient and she's been deathly ill, and as a result of her illness she lost her job and had to move into a cheaper place and all her clothes have been in boxes until this morning and that's why they obviously don't fit her and are so wrinkled. And I felt almost bad for a brief fraction of a second. I'm over it though.

She's probably like some famous pro-life evangelical figurehead in which case nothing I could make up would be bad enough.

I kinda feel like the best he we can hope for re: the end of his presidency is to die in office.

@RichLowry I just picture Republicans holding a little Gorsuch doll and petting it lovingly as their house burns down around them.

— Mike (@Gustogus) May 11, 2017

Um.. http://www.inkfreenews.com/2015/06/19/gov-pence-ceremonially-signs-jennys-law/

In the 'uh duh' category

NBC News: Trump nixes plan to visit FBI HQ—"told it was not likely he would be warmly welcomed." https://t.co/rY2ciU1YhU

— Kyle Griffin (@kylegriffin1) May 11, 2017

no wonder red sweater lady is euphoric!

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Re: Lord Alfred's posted tweet

http://www.lovethispic.com/uploaded_images/54463-Its-Silly-But-I-Believe.gif?1

red cardigan woman looks like kellyanne in a curly wig

Um.. http://www.inkfreenews.com/2015/06/19/gov-pence-ceremonially-signs-jennys-law/

― Andrew Farrell, Thursday, May 11, 2017 8:33 PM (two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Now that I've committed myself it would have to be something like that. But hey, that's good news actually!!

lol he just RT'd Rosie O'Donnell

I know Trump sucks and all but he's also kind of amazing

when routine bites hard

@realDonaldTrump
Russia must be laughing up their sleeves watching as the U.S. tears itself apart over a Democrat EXCUSE for losing the election.

"laughing up their sleeves" is the new "keep your stupid comments in your pocket!"

@realDonaldTrump
Time to roll up our butts and get healthcare passed!!

lol he just RT'd Rosie O'Donnell

not only that - he dug up a Rosie tweet about comey from the end of last year ffs

you're supposed to be running a country, donald

@realDonaldTrump
Time to roll healthcare up our butts and get passed out!!

Further down the timeline, less amazing: https://www.whitehouse.gov/the-press-office/2017/05/11/presidential-executive-order-establishment-presidential-advisory

The Rosie O'Donnell tweet was posted on the Trump subreddit about 20 minutes before the president tweeted it pic.twitter.com/xGuuwCFVK7

— Brandon Wall (@Walldo) May 11, 2017

the reddit link confirms it, trump is a fuckin steampunk

This needs to be stopped.

a steamtrump if u will oh god i wanna die

Why is he a steampunk?

keep up dude - time interview Ned posted earlier

"You know the catapult is quite important. So I said what is this? Sir, this is our digital catapult system. He said well, we’re going to this because we wanted to keep up with modern (technology). I said you don’t use steam anymore for catapult? No sir. I said, "Ah, how is it working?" "Sir, not good. Not good. Doesn’t have the power. You know the steam is just brutal. You see that sucker going and steam’s going all over the place, there’s planes thrown in the air."

http://www.newsicorn.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/steampunk-trump.jpg

there you go, some hard photographic evidence

Lol

What a dumb world.

man sky captain is really not gonna like this world of tomorrow

"Laughing up their sleeves." Have you heard that expression used before? Because I haven’t heard it. I mean, I just… I came up with it a couple of days ago and I thought it was good. It’s what you have to do.

sky captain otm

“I don’t watch CNN. I don’t watch MSNBC. Scarborough used to treat me great. But because I don’t do interviews and stuff and want to … He went the other way. Which is fine. He’s got some problems. But I don’t watch the show anymore. It drives him crazy. I don’t watch the show. I do watch Fox in the morning, and their ratings have gone through the roof because everyone knows I’m watching Fox. But they’re pleasant. And if I do something wrong they report on it. I don’t mean they – if I do something wrong. But it’s really, honestly it’s the most accurate.

“CNN in the morning, Chris Cuomo, he’s sitting there like a chained lunatic. He’s like a boiler ready to explode, the level of hatred. And the entire, you know the entire CNN platform is that way. This Don Lemon who’s perhaps the dumbest person in broadcasting, Don Lemon at night it’s like – sometimes they’ll have a guest who by mistake will say something good. And they’ll start screaming, we’re going to commercial. They cut him off. Remember?

“I’ve seen things where by mistake somebody they bring in a guest and it turns out to be a positive. And they go, I mean they get just killed. The level of hatred. And poor Jeffrey Lord. I love Jeffrey Lord. But sometimes he’s sitting there with eight unknown killers that nobody ever heard of. And CNN actually is not doing nearly as well as others. They’re all doing well because of me. But it’s not doing as well as others that are doing better actually. But Fox treats me very fairly. MSNBC is ridiculous. It’s just bad.

“It’s an ability I never thought I’d have. I never thought I’d have the ability to say, they’re doing a big story on me on CNN and I won’t watch it. And it’s amazing, it doesn’t matter. But it really, the equilibrium is much better. As far as newspapers and things, I glance at them. They’re really dishonest. I mean they’re really dishonest.”

Tommy Wiseau ALSO complains about the news media getting things wrong and being unfair fwiw

Chris Cuomo, he’s sitting there like a chained lunatic. He’s like a boiler ready to explode

steampunk

'I don't watch cnn oh here's a detailed breakdown of how and why cnn sucks did I mention i don't watch cnn'

Whoops!

Kushner family drops out of China presentation https://t.co/imLlaM0R40 via @shawnboburg

— Lisa Rein (@Reinlwapo) May 11, 2017

fuck!