Trump, May 2017: 100 days of [unintelligible]

Wraiths on wings!!!!!

https://cdn20.patchcdn.com/users/65079/20160718/033527/styles/T600x450/public/article_images/christrump-1468102400-1528-1468870523-1391.jpeg

Could mean anything but

Developing: FBI confirms agents are executing a search warrant at the office of GOP Fundraiser/Consulting firm in Annapolis

— Jayne Miller (@jemillerwbal) May 11, 2017

I hate to admit it but I am 100% in favor of what Trump did to Christie and am sad he hasn't had a chance to do it to Cruz and Rubio.

These ppl are historically bad liars; it's an embarrassment next to the plausible-if-transparent WH lying of recent decades.

I meran, they're hardly ever even fooling the NY Times.

the realest cuckservatives xp

These ppl are historically bad liars; it's an embarrassment next to the plausible-if-transparent WH lying of recent decades.

I meran, they're hardly ever even fooling the NY Times.

― Supercreditor (Dr Morbius), Thursday, May 11, 2017 5:19 PM (forty-seven seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Ari Flesicher where r u now?

I hate to admit it but I am 100% in favor of what Trump did to Christie and am sad he hasn't had a chance to do it to Cruz and Rubio.

― PJD PDJ DPJ (DJP),

Never forget that Chris Christie, Lord of the Trumpzgul, tore Marco apart in that debate.

http://wjla.com/news/nation-world/deputy-ag-rosenstein-im-not-quitting-didnt-threaten-to-quit-over-comey-firing

When asked by Sinclair Broadcast Group's Michelle Macaluso about reports that claim otherwise, he stated "no, I'm not quitting."

Macaluso: Did you threaten to quit?

Rosenstein: No.

AND YOU! AND YOU! AND YOU! YOU'RE GONNA LOVE MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

still can't imagine a greater loss of dignity moment than Cruz phonebanking for the man who called his wife ugly and accused his father of killing Kennedy. but his presidency is still young.

Notable. McClintock represents a very red-leaning California district

Republican @tommcclintock calls for independent prosecutor to take over FBI's Russia investigation https://t.co/UFbauIXtyD

— Sarah D. Wire (@sarahdwire) May 11, 2017

Rubio apologizing to Trump for saying he had a small dick as Trump was bragging about the size of his dick was another classic moment.

also we can never forget this

http://www.wnd.com/files/2016/11/Trump-Romney-TW.jpg

Oh yeah.

They all deserve it but jesus

As a human it's painful for me to watch that kind of self-abasement.

Romney's "help me" look is so classic

hey I've still got Democratic friends who think McCain is a Good Republican.

― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MvxUiPMfuyU

The only time Trump has smiled so unaffectedly is over the taco bowl and KFC

I mean

The POTUS invited three Time reporters to spend a day at the White House on Monday, May 8, which culminated in a candlelit dinner in the Blue Room. The mag’s correspondents note that Trump was served what appeared to be Thousand Island dressing during the salad course while everyone else got a vinaigrette, and during the entree portion, the president received “an extra dish of sauce” with his chicken. Waiters brought Trump a Diet Coke while everyone else was offered water, and for dessert, he received a slice of chocolate pie with a double scoop of vanilla ice cream, while the rest of the guests only got one scoop.

Was the seat on Trump's chair an inch higher than everyone else's?

Honestly the reporters' dinner sounded like the better option anyway

also we can never forget this

http://www.wnd.com/files/2016/11/Trump-Romney-TW.jpg

― frogbs, Thursday, May 11, 2017 12:29 PM (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Or the alternate shot from that evening:
http://i.onionstatic.com/avclub/2469/36/16x9/1200.jpg

The Time reporters were then fitted with dunce caps while Trump adorned a crown of the finest silver. As they exited the dinner, a White House aide handed each reporter a card with a printed list of the approximated penis sizes of everyone at the dinner (most within the range of 2 to 3 inches, with the POTUS leading the pack at a whopping 412 inches).

why is "an extra dish of sauce" in quotes

is that a euphemism and was Trump's meal actually served on a naked, supine person

extra dish of sauce =
http://www.thegreenhead.com/imgs/chilled-monkey-brains-bowl-indiana-jones-temple-of-doom-3.jpg

Yes, and the name of that naked, supine person? President Donald J. Trump. And that's...the rest of the story. Good [unintelligible]!

still can't imagine a greater loss of dignity moment than Cruz phonebanking for the man who called his wife ugly and accused his father of killing Kennedy. but his presidency is still young.

― frogbs, Thursday, May 11, 2017 1:26 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love too how that moment was captured in a photograph

video, I thought

cruz looks like he's asphyxiating in those photos, i treasure them

still can't imagine a greater loss of dignity moment than Cruz phonebanking for the man who called his wife ugly and accused his father of killing Kennedy. but his presidency is still young.

― frogbs, Thursday, May 11, 2017 1:26 PM (twenty-six minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

i love too how that moment was captured in a photograph

― marcos, Thursday, 11 May 2017 18:53 (five minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

And a prime example of This Facial Expression no less

it's like day 100 of 1500

Guess the 'showboat' line basically confirms comey got shitcanned because trump was jealous of comey's screen time

When Comey met Trump at WH 2 days after inauguration, Trump immediately goes "there he is...this guy's even more famous than me!" har har har everyone laughs.

twitter saying that there are warrants being executed at GOP affiliated firms in Virginia?

Something in Annapolis, at least. Linked a tweet upthread.

Also

NEW: Rosenstein called McGahn, unhappy how White House portrayed his role; Never expressly recommended firing Comeyhttps://t.co/oXCi8jrRWh

— Michael C. Bender (@MichaelCBender) May 11, 2017

This is the firm in Annapolis apparently being raided

http://strategiccampaigngroup.com/

Of course he'd be upset. His reputation is in tatters.

The 'about' page of said firm provides some info, I guess.

http://strategiccampaigngroup.com/about-scg

I'm sure YOU don't, but

"I don't see that as a conflict of interest," Sarah Huckabee Sanders says, of Trump asking Comey if he's under investigation.

— Josh Dawsey (@jdawsey1) May 11, 2017

"His interests were a desire to not be investigated and an interest in hearing from the Director that he was not under investigation. Where's the conflict?"

@tinyrevolution
Despite Kissinger's best attempts during his meeting with Trump, he was unable to recover The Precious

Well, that's certainly one of the more off-putting euphemisms for an erection that I've ever come across.

Sanders claimed she talked to 'countless' FBI agents unhappy with Comey. Beyond the propriety of that, when that was followed up on

.@SHSanders45 won't quantify what a "large number" of FBI agents that she's spoken to entails. Won't give a ballpark.

— Emily C. Singer (@CahnEmily) May 11, 2017

Strawmen don't stand still long enough to get an accurate headcount.

Whole LOT of fanfic right now on Twitter about a bunch of purported raids, the whole thing I'm sticking with at present is the Annapolis report simply because that came from a reporter who had confirmed with the FBI. We'll see.

Funny but there about the conflict of interest question when Sanders said something like "I agree with the fine legal minds who have turned their attention to this issue...over the last hour"

Ugh Im reading Louise Mensch's blog this is your fault Ned

I take no blame for your crazy actions.

https://i.imgur.com/VOX4tfw.jpg