Hey, let me drunkenly animate your photos in about 25 to 60 days!

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two weeks pass...

i started on this a couple weeks ago and completely forgot to finish it:
http://68.media.tumblr.com/40864626daaf87efe54bc7aaa92d094d/tumblr_on71qwvJYY1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 April 2017 18:16 (seven years ago) link

fuck, that video looked awful on tumblr. something about the way they compress video is very, very wrong. i deleted it. i guess i'll put it up on youtube instead.

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 April 2017 18:20 (seven years ago) link

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sL0oVcDA5yo

Karl Malone, Monday, 10 April 2017 18:23 (seven years ago) link

awesome

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:49 (seven years ago) link

hurts me

Bobson Dugnutt (ulysses), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:50 (seven years ago) link

i am a little concerned that these contain subliminal messages which are urging me to assassinate a world leader

'it's is my life' - jon bovi (bizarro gazzara), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:51 (seven years ago) link

a bad one

a landlocked exclave (mh 😏), Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:53 (seven years ago) link

shoot, sorry guys. i was aiming for stress but i may have landed on headache

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 15:58 (seven years ago) link

also lol bizarro

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 11 April 2017 16:09 (seven years ago) link

two weeks pass...

kind of have an impulse to listen to some ryoji ikeda now

a landlocked exclave (mh), Thursday, 27 April 2017 02:00 (seven years ago) link

gorgeous

nice cage (m bison), Thursday, 27 April 2017 03:17 (seven years ago) link

thank you!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 April 2017 05:48 (seven years ago) link

sound/video version of that last set: https://www.instagram.com/p/BTZZ9wql0_j

Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:41 (seven years ago) link

accidentally aped Super Mario World cave level music

Karl Malone, Thursday, 27 April 2017 17:42 (seven years ago) link

Karl, did you end up doing my dalmatian/birthday/gay gif. I cant see it but a bunch of the images are broken. He has also seen the sound of music 107 times if that helps.

It's always (sunny successor), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 14:11 (seven years ago) link

sorry that i'm a year late!

http://i.imgur.com/jhYHlrD.gif

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:52 (seven years ago) link

YAY! It's perfect! Thank you!!!!

It's always (sunny successor), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:56 (seven years ago) link

no problem - if you're planning on posting it on facebook, let me know because gifs don't animate on facebook unless you do some bullshit with giphy

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:57 (seven years ago) link

He's anti-facebook so I'll just email it.

It's always (sunny successor), Wednesday, 3 May 2017 16:59 (seven years ago) link

tonight i am removing all the zeros from the RAND Corporations' classic A Million Random Digits With 100,000 Normal Deviates

https://www.twitch.tv/weinventyou

or at least, starting the process

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 22:25 (seven years ago) link

<3<3<3

softie (silby), Wednesday, 10 May 2017 22:42 (seven years ago) link

thanks for dropping in silby! (i think that was you?) sorry i didn't say hello but since i plan on doing this for another 399 1-hour sessions i'm trying to do it the same way every time, and i didn't want to set the precedent of chatting back with anyone. it is a very lonely twitch experience

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 23:24 (seven years ago) link

but also a lot of fun to do! the bic wite-out is just crappy enough to use that every edit requires a lot of attention (at least for me - i'm terrible at manual things) and the possibility of a major fuckup is always around the corner!

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 10 May 2017 23:25 (seven years ago) link

Awesome <3

What music were you playing for this daunting yet exciting task?

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 11 May 2017 00:11 (seven years ago) link

it's a new 60-minute version of an old chance-based song i recorded in 2013, not long after i learned about cage and morton feltman and wanted to be a copycat. each page will take me a little under an hour to complete, and i wanted to use original music since i think twitch goes through everyone's old videos and mutes the audio whenever it's copyrighted.

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 May 2017 00:33 (seven years ago) link

It's great, and fits the introspective character of your endeavor perfectly imho. Funny that you made it in 2013, because by some coincidental cross ilx reading, I saw you really dig the new Alice Coltrane comp - same here - and thought that was what got you in the mood to make this music. The meditative nature of it really reminded me of that.

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 11 May 2017 10:33 (seven years ago) link

oh, thank you, that's great! i love alice coltrane, and i'm so glad in some ways that i didn't learn about her ashram recordings until relatively recently, because they're like finding a mountain on top of a mountain.

the original 8-minute version is here: https://soundcloud.com/weinventyou/indeterminate - i might end up switching back to that version at some point because it's probably more suitably meditative to match the project!

i hope i can make it all the way through this book. it's going to take a while. although, even if i die of old age halfway through the process, at least the book would survive and some asshole teenager in the early 22nd century might stumble upon it in the ruins, see the first 1/3 of the pages meticulously dotted with Wite-Out, and be weirded out for a moment before beaming herself back up into whatever bizarre universe exists at the time. that would make it all worth it.

on to pg 2 i go. and possibly even pg 3. big day!

Karl Malone, Thursday, 11 May 2017 16:52 (seven years ago) link

Thanks for the original version, I love it. And you've got the right attitude towards this imho. If you can ditch the 'have to finish it' urge you're on the right path. Terrible cliche but it's about the journey not the destination. It's about sitting down and finding peace of mind to do this. I wonder where your thoughts wander when doing this. And admire it for the zen-like exercise that it is. It should not be about any more than that (though admittedly, the asshole teenager finding would be a bonus).

On Some Faraday Beach (Le Bateau Ivre), Saturday, 13 May 2017 00:28 (seven years ago) link

http://68.media.tumblr.com/71e15b7635682ea2b9bd9ff7165b84e9/tumblr_opnswm3KJG1qdmmiqo1_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/a16e1108eee19b3ec3c118a3f99a7aa6/tumblr_oq9pr7B6yT1qdmmiqo1_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/078bc8a9523f6f48cff10fe2170a734f/tumblr_oq9o81fW341qdmmiqo2_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/65fab89d7e5504bcd74c1beba685a74a/tumblr_oq9o81fW341qdmmiqo1_500.gif
http://68.media.tumblr.com/50fff6172811948699f868aec0631c40/tumblr_oqftacwd8y1qdmmiqo2_r1_500.gif

i know this doesn't look like much but i'm really excited about it:

http://i.imgur.com/fFRgMuM.jpg

this is a quick mockup for a projection. it's hard to explain but it'll be sort of like the staircase waterfall projection from a few months back, where there's an ideal viewing angle where everything appears in perspective. the twist with this one is that there will be an outer surface of wood (which the black "rug" and beams are painted onto) to mess with the perspective a bit more. then i'm going to rip off the lightning field and place it in a position where the sunset will change the way it looks throughout the day and by night leave it as just these glowing beams in the room, lighting up the wooden outer surface of it a bit as well. or at least i think that's how it will go at this point. i'm pretty excited try it out. i've been working on a bunch of long-term things recently, but this should be a pretty quick thing to make assuming i can roll my sad ass out the door and pick up the materials

Karl Malone, Thursday, 25 May 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link

sounds interesting!

Chocolate-covered gummy bears? Not ruling those lil' guys out. (ulysses), Thursday, 25 May 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link

yeah, i think it will be!

i'm thinking there will be two versions, both of which look something like this from a certain perspective:

http://i.imgur.com/Vj14VWi.jpg

The first would be 3D with a black box placed on top of the wood surface. The second would be a flat version, painted so that it looks identical to the first when looking at it from a similar perspective. if all goes well i will be timelapsing this shit sometime in june

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 May 2017 04:19 (seven years ago) link

actually more like this:

https://68.media.tumblr.com/b9c7a63a57631f83daaede8cf5d2370a/tumblr_oqjn9ivoW11qdmmiqo1_500.jpg

Karl Malone, Friday, 26 May 2017 05:01 (seven years ago) link

i am animating the trenchant fidget spinner meme "modern human" at https://www.twitch.tv/weinventyou if you want to see how i bumble around while making these things. watching someone do dumb things can be strangely inspiring

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 18:04 (seven years ago) link

there was a taco bell commershil!

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 19:01 (seven years ago) link

are you serious?

well i am sponsored by taco bell

also i just realized i accidentally left up my weird autochatbot message to people from my painting zero shit, which tells people that i won't respond to them in the chat channel and other assorted info related to wtf is going on. oops.

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link

u sgh know!

one of my favorite sigur ros lyrics!

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 19:48 (seven years ago) link

"Plus, he looks like the known pedophile, GHWB."

nickn, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:27 (seven years ago) link

dastor!

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:33 (seven years ago) link

i am really out of it, i think

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link

Kinda like a cloud I was up way up in the sky
And I was feeling some feelings you wouldn't believe
Sometimes I don't believe them myself
And I decided I was never coming down
Just then a tiny little dot caught my eye
It was just about too small to see
But I watched it way too long
That dot was pulling me down
I was up above it
I was up above it
I was up above it
I was up above it
Now I'm down in it
Shut up

Violet Jax (Violet Jynx), Tuesday, 30 May 2017 20:34 (seven years ago) link

silly epilogue to my whiny boing boing image attribution issue upthread: they just used it as the header image again
http://boingboing.net/2017/05/31/fake-news-is-the-enemy.html

i don't even care, i'm glad they like it. it would just be so nice to get an image credit, even though they don't do that (and even though they claim that they usually do, when they never do for anyone)

ok, i guess i do sorta care, lamely. to overshare, i made the switch to doing this shit full time a few months ago and i can't get a commission, a residency, a reply to any email, nothing, just failure after failure as my bank account runs out and i start to wonder if i've actually really truly lost it, if i need help, is this normal behavior, etc. relatives who know about it don't even bring it up because they know it's going to be a fucking awful conversation. these boing boing kind of events are forgettable in isolation but they keep piling up everywhere, these near misses, constantly. like a few hours ago i posted the stupid fidgetspinner guy on my facebook page and for once, some massive facebook group i've never heard of ("space junkies - PAGE") with over 200,000 followers picked up on it and shared it on their own page and lots of those people are resharing it...but they scrubbed my name and link to my facebook page off of it, so clicking the link only takes you to the direct giphy .gif file, with no attribution. it happens frequently enough that you can't even blame the people doing it, it's just how the internet is, everything gets anonymized and you get used to noticing that someone reposted your image on a different platform 3 years later with the description "thanks internet". i'm not even trying to make a fair living off of this, i am trying desperately to scrape by a sub-sub-poverty level of compensation for all this and i'm not even coming close. fuuuuuuuuck.

sorry, had to vent. i'm just really struggling right now, trying to make my "job" line up to any degree whatsoever with my personal interests. i'm not even hoping for good things, just barely acceptable, anything

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 22:08 (seven years ago) link

oh, and can i overshare the most single pathetic feeling?

they scrubbed my name and link to my facebook page off of it, so clicking the link only takes you to the direct giphy .gif file, with no attribution.

it's choosing to comment on this post "Hey, thanks for sharing my GIF! I have lots of other animations on my page if you want to take a look!"

i mean punch me in the fucking face it's just over

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 22:10 (seven years ago) link

i regret posting all that already. i need to get outside. here is a view of outside

http://68.media.tumblr.com/ff2bf3fba22aaadc47aeef861a790be1/tumblr_oqu201Uikh1qdmmiqo1_500.gif

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 31 May 2017 22:18 (seven years ago) link

did you create the spinny guy in chains? i just saw that on my friends instagram and wondered if it was ILX's own Karl

AdamVania (Adam Bruneau), Wednesday, 31 May 2017 22:47 (seven years ago) link


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