My IMDB movies rated 1 star, in ascending order of how different my rating was from that of the average voter:
Title Year IMDB Rating # Of RatingsManos: The Hands of Fate 1966 1.9 31,177The Touch of Satan 1971 2.1 2,407Monster a-Go Go 1965 2.3 6,303The Beast of Yucca Flats 1961 2.4 6,655Night Train to Mundo Fine 1966 2.6 5,909Creepshow 3 2006 3 3,650Don't Go in the Woods 1981 3.6 2,006Batman & Robin 1997 3.7 196,427The Rage: Carrie 2 1999 4.6 13,386The Flintstones 1994 4.8 62,831Nothing But Trouble 1991 4.9 18,060Hellraiser: Bloodline 1996 5.1 15,015Maximum Overdrive 1986 5.4 24,057Jingle All the Way 1996 5.5 72,649Poltergeist II: The Other Side 1986 5.7 20,008Thinner 1996 5.7 21,113Not Another Teen Movie 2001 5.7 82,86054 1998 5.8 28,318Dracula: Dead and Loving It 1995 5.8 31,5963 Men and a Baby 1987 5.9 38,263The Shining 1997 6.1 12,369Cat's Eye 1985 6.2 17,496The Amityville Horror 1979 6.2 28,702The Santa Clause 1994 6.4 70,108The Prophecy 1995 6.6 25,103Austin Powers: The Spy Who Shagged Me 1999 6.6 186,700My Big Fat Greek Wedding 2002 6.6 105,789Lethal Weapon 4 1998 6.6 131,778Ghosts of Mississippi 1996 6.7 8,780Event Horizon 1997 6.7 126,066Con Air 1997 6.8 232,648Dirty Dancing 1987 6.9 148,736Fallen 1998 7 60,975Monster's Ball 2001 7.1 73,187The Rock 1996 7.4 267,535A Time to Kill 1996 7.4 104,480The Bucket List 2007 7.4 192,170Blow 2001 7.6 204,967Little Children 2006 7.6 94,693Crash 2004 7.8 371,668The Goonies 1985 7.8 186,771Awakenings 1990 7.8 96,899The Notebook 2004 7.9 416,292The Blues Brothers 1980 7.9 148,432Shrek 2001 7.9 489,063Braveheart 1995 8.4 776,287The Lion King 1994 8.5 687,709The Green Mile 1999 8.5 838,130The Shawshank Redemption 1994 9.3 1,784,884
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 17:47 (seven years ago) link
The Shining, really?
― jmm, Monday, 13 March 2017 17:55 (seven years ago) link
Oh wait, 1997.
― jmm, Monday, 13 March 2017 17:56 (seven years ago) link
Jack Frost was really cringeworthy
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 March 2017 17:59 (seven years ago) link
I saw it on the last day of a closing cinema.
Zero Dark Thirty
― flappy bird, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:00 (seven years ago) link
worst - i dunno, probably some homemade gore flick like gut-pile or bone sickness
most hated - requiem for a dream
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Monday, 13 March 2017 18:03 (seven years ago) link
I also wanna name Ted here, though I've heard Ted 2 is much worse, so IDK
Not that I exactly had a lot of confidence in Seth MacFarlane, but I kinda figured he was at least gonna subvert the tropes of these sort of movies a little and not turn into a shittier Judd Apatow. The tone of that movie is all over the place.
― frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:05 (seven years ago) link
The fuck happened u man
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 18:09 (seven years ago) link
i guess requiem for a dream is pretty divisive. i thought it was cool. and remarkably faithful to the book which surprised me at the time because the book is pretty fucked up.
― scott seward, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:24 (seven years ago) link
the perfect storm is the actual worst movie
― sleepingbag, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:26 (seven years ago) link
requiem for a dream was like being beaten with a large book entitled "ADDICTION IS BAD" for two hours
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Monday, 13 March 2017 18:34 (seven years ago) link
and i mean it is, but...
― Not raving but drooling (contenderizer), Monday, 13 March 2017 18:35 (seven years ago) link
Somebody loaned me Requiem For A Dream and I was so bored with it that I turned it off before the nasty stuff happened (which I wasn't aware of until years later but never saw).
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:38 (seven years ago) link
I'm afraid to step in here.
― the Rain Man of nationalism. (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 13 March 2017 18:38 (seven years ago) link
I'm sure this point's been made already: "worst film" is only interesting (to me, at least) when applied to something you had hopes for. On that count, I was probably as repelled by Grand Budapest Hotel as anything I can remember.
― clemenza, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:39 (seven years ago) link
Based on the trailer, The Misery Brothers aimed for over-the-top, miscalculated its trajectory, left the troposphere and suffered irreversible hypoxic brain damage.
― a little too mature to be cute (Aimless), Monday, 13 March 2017 18:40 (seven years ago) link
Sliver a thing about creepy surveillance in an NYC apartment building that I sat right through wondering when it was actually going to start.
Waterworld bad Mad Max on water. I walked out of this before the end. Only saw the end years later on tv. & it's extremely corny throughout. the presence of Dennis Hopper as the chief of the Smokers was just dumb. I saw something else he was in on the same day, used to go several different films in different places on the same day, think it was Paris Trout and he's good in that so surprising how ham he was in this.
The Postman. Kevin Costner's other great sci fi disaster, or are there more?I used to live in a house with a guy who used to watch this regularly along with Dune.THinks it's deep but is absolutely vacuous.
Battlefield Earth, though I think I went to see taht knowing how bad it was reputed to be.Think it was right at the time that Travolta was being rehabilitated by appearances in Tarrantino and Elmore Leonard films.Surprised he survived thisi. & it was a vanity project for him wasn't it?I nearly bought a copy of Dianetics in a charity shop today to see how bad that was.
Other than that I think most of the ones I've seen that are horrendous are semi aware of it. Or are famously inept
― Stevolende, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:46 (seven years ago) link
boondock saints i think
― marcos, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:47 (seven years ago) link
can anyone explain or link to something that explains why 'crash' is so bad? it's been a while since i've seen it but i remember it being mostly harmless oscar bait
― marcos, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:49 (seven years ago) link
― sleepingbag, Monday, March 13, 2017 6:26 PM (twenty minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
Found out why it has so many loose ends on reading the book. It tried to make a straight narrative out of a book based on a couple of thousand years' worth of related anecdotes. THink i came across a couple of other films taht try the same thing with somewaht similar results to a degree.
But thought it was ok when it could be coherent.
― Stevolende, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:51 (seven years ago) link
sometimes i still get misty-eyed thinking about Marky Mark treading water somewhere in the Atlantic
― nomar, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:53 (seven years ago) link
Waterworld was such a preordained disaster that I was inclined to give it a shot in the theater. I remember thinking it certainly wasn't the worst movie ever made but it is really, really not good.
Boondock Saints is a pretty good pick, for being the actual worst cult movie that its acolytes sincerely think is both good and is a source of considerable wisdom.
― nomar, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link
Has to be some mid/late 90s hitman movie.
I'll go with https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Albino_Alligator
― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Monday, 13 March 2017 18:55 (seven years ago) link
Worst movie ever in relation to its cast, for sure.
Matt Dillon as DovaFaye Dunaway as Janet BoudreauxGary Sinise as MiloWilliam Fichtner as LawViggo Mortensen as Guy FoucardJohn Spencer as JackSkeet Ulrich as Danny BoudreauxFrankie Faison as ATF Agent Marv RoseMelinda McGraw as Jenny FergusonJoe Mantegna as A.T.F. Agent G.D. BrowningM. Emmet Walsh as DinoJeff Hoffman as Jenny's Cameraman
Directed by Kevin Spacey
― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Monday, 13 March 2017 18:56 (seven years ago) link
― clemenza, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:39
What were you hoping for? Had you seen Wes Anderson films before? I don't like his films but I was really impressed by the designs of this one.
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 March 2017 18:57 (seven years ago) link
Yes--Rushmore is one of my favorite films ever.
― clemenza, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:05 (seven years ago) link
Cops & Robbersons
― International House of Hot Takes (kingfish), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:07 (seven years ago) link
yeah I think the real dud in the Wes Anderson catalogue is The Darjeeling Limited, which felt like a really long, unfunny parody of Anderson films.
― frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:11 (seven years ago) link
The best thing about Rushmore, and the only acceptable thing about the Postman, are the same thing (the appearance of Olivia Williams)
― may all your memes be dank (Ye Mad Puffin), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link
Would say the same, but The Life Aquatic,
― who even are those other cats (Eazy), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:12 (seven years ago) link
Specifics aside, I think a big part of really, really hating something is often rooted in caring about something the director had done previously.
― clemenza, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:14 (seven years ago) link
Film I hate most that I've never seen: Suicide Squad. Amazed so many of you gave it a chance.
Most disappointing film I've never seen: Ma Mere. Was hoping for a more straightforward incest fantasy but I've heard she never has sex with her son and there's violent depressing stuff (Georges Bataille, no thanks).
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:17 (seven years ago) link
Ma Mere scratched its itch.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:18 (seven years ago) link
What's the one with viggo looking to avoid Ed Harris?
Turned it off. Performances and script were absolutely embarrassing.
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link
I was going to bring up I Accidentally Domed Your Son again but after that last RAG post I think I will instead quietly bow out of this thread.
― Rachel Luther Queen (DJP), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:20 (seven years ago) link
xposts I don't know if I agree, clemenza. I tend to be more forgiving of a favored director's terrible movies (what up, O.C. and Stiggs) because I'm able to see them as failed attempts within the context of a larger body of solid work.
― Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:21 (seven years ago) link
Oh, you know what was fucking terrible? Track 29. Which invalidates somewhat the point I made thirty seconds ago because I sought it out based on how much I adored Walkabout.
― Milkwalker's World (Old Lunch), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:24 (seven years ago) link
Always willing to cut more slack to bad films that are also sex positive than I ought to.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:29 (seven years ago) link
Not that Ma Mere is that movie, ftr.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:30 (seven years ago) link
Movies I watched in the cinema and hated instantly:
The World Is Not Enough (joyless, naff)Arlington Road (the ultimate "do you SEE sheeple?????" movie)Liar (Tim Roth crime thriller, nuff said)Dogma (no explanation needed)
But my alltime is still Very Bad Things as mentioned upthread.
― Chuck_Tatum, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:32 (seven years ago) link
Albino Alligator has a great soundtrack by Lanois associate Michael Brook.
― Josh in Chicago, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:34 (seven years ago) link
Am guessing my image answer early on in the thread was The Sunshine Boys, tho the correct answer is Crash.
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:35 (seven years ago) link
Sorry DJP.
Do any of you get particularly offended about how much a film costs if it's a bad film?
― Robert Adam Gilmour, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:37 (seven years ago) link
boondock saints was the first movie enthusiastically forced on me by friends that i thought was total horseshit lol. great answer to this thread imo
― the raindrops and drop tops of lived, earned experience (BradNelson), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:39 (seven years ago) link
So.many bonds it's hard to pick one but if i had to pick one i guess I'd pick American beauty also fuck Sam mendes
― brat_stuntin (darraghmac), Monday, 13 March 2017 19:40 (seven years ago) link
Old Lunch: that's another way to approach it (the auteurist view, basically). And I'm probably close to there when I'm somewhere in the middle on a film--I think I'm more forgiving of something like Buffalo Bill and the Indians, say, or Casino. But when I flat-out dislike something, the thought that "This is the same director who made _____________?" just makes things worse.
― clemenza, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:40 (seven years ago) link
I had no idea people were out there that actually thought Boondock Saints was an all-time great movie, rather than a very entertaining one (if I'm being incredibly generous)
all y'all naming it have clearly never seen Boondock Saints 2, cuz damn
― frogbs, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:43 (seven years ago) link
Always willing to cut more slack to bad films that are also sex positive than I ought to.― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, March 13, 2017 3:29 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― insidious assymetrical weapons (Eric H.), Monday, March 13, 2017 3:29 PM (twenty-two minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
have you seen 9 songs?
― marcos, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:52 (seven years ago) link
it is .... bad
― marcos, Monday, 13 March 2017 19:53 (seven years ago) link