should I be enjoying this

Intellectualizing the habit of gawking at cleavage was, for me in my youth, almost as exciting as cleavage itself.

Now I'm almost forty and it's clear: actual boobies are the only thing that matters

I think it's in Camille Paglia somewhere: cleavage is there to make you think of a butt. Just like lipstick is there to make you think of labia.

http://www.drmartens.com/us/p/mens-boots-b%26b-smooth-backhand-pascal
http://www.drmartens.com/us/p/mens-boots-b%26b-london-backhand-smooth-pascal

I mean, I know they are hideous and yet

link not working right

please tell me you meant to link the beavis & butthead boots

I did, both versions

http://www.drmartens.com/uk/beavis-and-butt-head-collection

they are gloriously ugly