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yeah, me too, but riding the back of a pickup truck in the summer drinking beers is one of life's great pleasures

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

up there with shower beers

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT WAIT SHOWER BEERS?? I've had bath champagne, but never shower beers.

Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm ok with hippies

-- river wolf, Monday, April 9, 2007 5:03 PM (9 minutes ago)

at least they've got enthusiasm

-- river wolf, Monday, April 9, 2007 5:03 PM (9 minutes ago)


8080

jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i like hippies just fine

pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone on the planet has had shower beers, laurel, except for babies and imams and jaymc (why would *he* etc etc), so stop faking


...that is the best part about Otter, the beer caddy: he actually LIKES going into the shower to deliver yr beer.
cats would never do this for you.

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Srsly, I never considered such a thing. I've never had otters, tho, either, maybe that is my problem.

Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i have had a shower beer

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

bigtime

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I've had a beer shower, does that count?

HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

(I also once had ferry beer)

HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Shower beer at night, SHOWER DIET COKE IN THE MORNING!

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, I have definitely never drunk anything while in the shower. Will try to remedy with the one beer left in my fridge, maybe.

Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Hot shower, cold bevvy--heavenly. You're wet inside and out.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

But in contrasting-temperature liquids.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

wait wait wait.... you've never had a shower beer? lady you don't know what you're missing. my favorite shower beer ever: our bungalow at the four seasons on the kona coast had a private outdoor shower. it was pretty awesome being naked and drinking and outside and completely calm about it as opposed to the other times i've found myself in that position.

chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

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HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like my...

chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Semen-shower beer.

Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, this cat

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, this slut

river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

scroll down:
"Here’s a video someone on YouTube created of “AT&T” synced to a kung-fu movie"

yay!

daria-g, Monday, 9 April 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

WoW continues to be the awesomest game on the planet, roffle!

HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

(test)

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY WHY CAN I NOT POST TO ILM??????

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

because it sucks

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Apparently washingtonpost.com is the thing that sucks, it won't let me quote it. FUCK YOU, UNICODE

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:56 (seventeen years ago) link

When it was over, Furukawa introduced herself to Bell, and tossed in a twenty. Not counting that -- it was tainted by recognition -- the final haul for his 43 minutes of playing was $32.17. Yes, some people gave pennies.

"Actually," Bell said with a laugh, "that's not so bad, considering. That's 40 bucks an hour. I could make an okay living doing this, and I wouldn't have to pay an agent."

POST THIS YOU GROUSY DOUCHE

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

OH I SEE, BUT IF I PUT YOU IN ITALIC TAGS, IT'S NO-GO, I SEE

FUCKER

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:58 (seventeen years ago) link

[i]The Washington Post analized it as if it were the fault of the audience[i]

WOW DID THEY EVER

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

fuck

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:09 (seventeen years ago) link

guys i already posted that article like a billion days ago

river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

This thread is a great supplement to formal education.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Um, the article was published yesterday, Señor Hyperbole-Pants.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:14 (seventeen years ago) link

well i posted it already, so deal with it already

river wolf, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:15 (seventeen years ago) link

MAYBE I AM DEALING WITH IT THE ONLY WAY I KNOW HOW

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:22 (seventeen years ago) link

I AM JUST HAPPY TO HAVE LEARNED A NEW VERB; IT'S BEEN A WHILE

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:27 (seventeen years ago) link

oh i am so biting my tongue now

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:30 (seventeen years ago) link

You were thinking "is" weren't you. CONFESS!!!

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:31 (seventeen years ago) link

Actually I was thinking "It's been a while since you were analized? TMI!" but I figured you'd kill me if I wrote that.

Oops.

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:32 (seventeen years ago) link

I have to let you live; I want to stay on J031's good side.

Sara R-C, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:38 (seventeen years ago) link

HOORAY

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:42 (seventeen years ago) link

OK SRSLY WHAT THE HOLY FUCK IS THIS

HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 01:50 (seventeen years ago) link

we are doomed.

Mr. Que, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 02:14 (seventeen years ago) link

regarding upthread: quincie, I would love to be among the Chilxors that drinks with you when you're in town!!!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 02:39 (seventeen years ago) link

hello everyone, when i quit my job should i use this monologue to do so y/n

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=De6AkndwRpM

the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:13 (seventeen years ago) link

y, as long as you can work in something about how you hate them and you hate their ASS-FACES!

horseshoe, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:17 (seventeen years ago) link

book video - i think it's chelsea clinton dude

daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:18 (seventeen years ago) link

I was just watching this episode of <a href="http://www.wildhorse.com/MiamiVice/eps/ep075.php">Miami Vice</a>: "A man's body disappears from the morgue; Trudy has an encounter with UFO's"

guest starring chris rock and james brown as some ufo cult leader (i think), it didn't make much sense and then turned out to be all a dream in the end!

daria-g, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 03:25 (seventeen years ago) link


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