marketing of masculinity

lol tactical

"WE ARE TAKING HEAVY FIRE! I REPEAT. WE - ARE - TAKING - HEAVY - FIRE! CALL IN THE SOAP ON A ROPE!"

Being a ragtag group of highly experienced whiskey drinkers, we can safely say that Norlan’s built one the best looking, most sophisticated whiskey glasses on the planet. Not only is it eye-catching enough for Indiana Jones to sprint through a Mayan mineshaft for, but it also improves your whiskey’s taste and smell, finally allowing you to experience all those smooth caramelly notes the experts talk about. The team of industrial designers, fluid dynamics experts, and master distillers who built this glass spent a year and a half optimizing it for aeration and aroma. Three dozen prototypes and over $800k on Kickstarter later they finally held a glass that lived up their standards.

It works like this: protrusions in the bottom of the Norlan’s interior make whiskey swirl like a natural wave, giving it more contact with the air, and enriching its flavor. The glass’s shape, meanwhile, focuses the whiskey’s aroma into your nose while diffusing its stinging alcoholic bite away from your face. The end result lets you savor your whiskey’s complexities like a true connoisseur while sipping from a stylish glass sure to be the coolest looking thing on your bar cart. So sit back, relax, and savor. Now might be just the right time to start that whiskey collection you’ve been thinking about.

^^^ unfussy

weirded out by the scrubber with the soap embedded. great, how am I going to wring out all the grossness?

I feel like whiskey has been ruined

I'm manly as fuck that's why I only wash my ass with soap whose name sounds like a gay pornstar.

diffusing its stinging alcoholic bite away from your face -- wimp shit imo

imo just go full Chuck Tingle and shove the bar of soap up your ass

These fools sound like they've never bourbon bobbed for apples before

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symmetry requires a 'marketing of femininity' thread. the only problem would be too effing much material.

http://i.imgur.com/7SrSDbO.jpg

fun doodles though

I bet the "gross and gory Bible stuff" skips right past donkey cocks and horse semen

How to be like Jesus socially: First, find one prostitute...

At least one, si non, ça ne conte pas.

Ni même compter

Not half a day back and already he's stinkin' up the joint with classy French bon mots.

michael! my god how are you man!

Well, sir. How are you?

i am totalement épuisé but super happy to see you here :)

http://www.adagio.com/gifts/manly_series.html

A collection of three teas that were formulated with guys in mind. Sugar Daddy is bursting with the energy of life-affirming ginseng green tea. Man Cave has the earthy whiff of leather and beer nuts. Lounge Chair Lapsang is a cup filled with the aroma of Dad's favorite pipe or a contraband stogy. The dad or man in your life is sure to savor all three.

I've started to see Mancan wine in stores now.

https://www.mancanwine.com/

WHAT’S WITH THE NAME: MANCAN?
BY GRAHAM:

MANCAN WAS THE NAME THAT POPPED INTO MY HEAD THE NIGHT AT THE BAR WHEN I WISHED THAT THERE WAS AN OPTION TO ORDER A WINE-IN-A-CAN.

I HAD BEEN WORKING ON A CONSTRUCTION SITE ALL DAY AND WAS COVERED IN DRYWALL DUST AND MET UP WITH A BUDDY AT A BAR. HE ORDERED A TALLBOY AND I WAS CRAVING WINE BUT DIDN’T WANT TO DEAL WITH ASKING FOR A LIST OR A BOTTLE THAT HAD BEEN SITTING BEHIND THE BAR HALF OPENED FOR A WEEK AND GONE BAD. I ALSO WANTED SOMETHING CASUAL THAT DIDN’T BREAK THE BANK AND DIDN’T WANT TO DEAL WITH STEMWARE.

THE NAME IS MEANT TO BE TONGUE-IN-CHEEK – WITH A HINT OF IRONY. MANCAN ISN’T MEANT TO BE A POLITICAL STATEMENT – IT’S JUST HANDCRAFTED DELICIOUS WINE-IN-A-CAN. I THINK THAT MEN WILL LOVE THE EXPERIENCE OF DRINKING OUR WINE RIGHT OUT OF THE CAN, BUT ALSO THAT WOMEN WILL TRY IT AND LOVE IT TOO. THE ONLY THING WE’RE ANTI- IS THE TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF ORDERING AND DRINKING WINE IN LOTS OF BARS AND VENUES. OUR INTENTION IS NOT TO REPLACE THE RITUAL OF BOTTLED WINE AT A FAMILY GATHERING OR AT A WHITE-CLOTHED RESTAURANT…WE JUST WANT A MORE FUN ALTERNATIVE WHEN AT A CONCERT, TAILGATING, GRILLING, HANGING POOLSIDE, OR ON A PICNIC.

I ALSO THINK MANCAN IS CATCHY, SHORT, EASY TO REMEMBER, AND HAS A CERTAIN RING TO IT.

new sweat, sweat that can mask your sweat, or sweat that you can drink to help you sweat, less or more, whichever is more healthy in the moment. or just keep sweating. sweat is sweet in your mouth and you will beg for more. sweat is coming out of your underarms and your forehead is slick with new sweat, sweat that could appear at any moment on your body. we bottle up your sweat and others pay money to make it available. new sweat, sweat, it's sweat everywhere, it can't be washed off

that's my pitch for sweat

Wine in a can has been done before.

THE ONLY THING WE’RE ANTI- IS THE TERRIBLE EXPERIENCE OF ORDERING AND DRINKING WINE IN LOTS OF BARS AND VENUES.

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It's the butch name that's its selling point, I presume.

OR AT A WHITE-CLOTHED RESTAURANT

And I'm assuming they meant "white tableclothed restaurant" here.

I DIDN'T WANT MY BUDDY TO THINK I WAS ONE OF THEM NANCY BOYS WHO CAN'T KNOCK BACK A SIXER

I always end up bleeding profusely when I crush the empty wine glass against my head.

did ddb write that press release

Actual lols @ werk ^^

RIP big man

Have we covered Duke Cannon soap yet?

https://dukecannon.com/

uhh ok I'd seen ads before but not this beer soap

what in the heck

they definitely are up on their masculinity branding, though, all of the military-esque references and the picture of a guy holding an axe are very on brand

I have the naval supremacy one. It is almost too big to be practical.

Even funnier is Duluth Trading sells a tactical soap on a rope bag designed specifically to hold your Duke Cannon brick. Imho this stuff is 100% tailored for moms and wives

lol what the fuck

If I want to walk around all day smelling like Old Milwaukee I'll just become my grandfather.

does old milwaukee smell like new milkwaukee

new milwaukee smells like old milwaukee, so yes.

what IS the best cover of "I'm My Own Grandpa"?

The Michael Cooney one!

http://www.michaelcooney.com/

https://i.ytimg.com/vi/8Uv9FIVVLIA/maxresdefault.jpg

being in MN the duluth trading company is such a nightmare, they have billboards all the fuck over the place talking about butt cracks and nuts and sweat

I drive past a billboard on the way to work every day that says:

Your Wife is Hot

Maybe it's time to call us to come service your air conditioner

there is a car repair place down the street from me who have that one spelled out in their letter board out front

shit, that must be industry standard, that same line has been in use for like 10 years down here.

https://medium.com/@remakingmanhood/why-do-we-murder-the-beautiful-friendships-of-boys-3ad722942755