also aren't there going to be less than 650 MPs? not that the question deserves an answer, but
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Monday, 19 September 2016 17:17 (seven years ago) link
it would be down to 600 under the proposals from the boundry review, if that is approved
― soref, Monday, 19 September 2016 17:20 (seven years ago) link
Sorry to go back but this is beautiful:
Paul Mason Verified account@paulmasonnewsList of brands that have advertised vs C4’s anti-Corbyn programme: #Dubai, #Lavazza, #Kia, #Samsung - £30k of ad spend.Paul Bailey@paulbailey@paulmasonnews And? Christ, what happened to you?
List of brands that have advertised vs C4’s anti-Corbyn programme: #Dubai, #Lavazza, #Kia, #Samsung - £30k of ad spend.
Paul Bailey@paulbailey
@paulmasonnews And? Christ, what happened to you?
In Bristol and Mason is here on Wednesday to give a talk on his favourite films - really tempted to go.
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:02 (seven years ago) link
Just to check for signs of you know...
― xyzzzz__, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:03 (seven years ago) link
If I was trying to market coffee then I would all fucking over a programme watched exclusively by bourgeois wonks and metropolitan lefties.
― Matt DC, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:36 (seven years ago) link
There is a genuine young (>30) person in my Facebook friends who posted about going to a Smith rally and called him 'wonderful', I was astounded but don't know her well enough to start piling in on her feed with snarky comments.
― chap, Monday, 19 September 2016 19:54 (seven years ago) link
not watching that worthless Pienaar trash tonight, but imagine the bbc impartiality furore if a program about Labour was produced by the parent of one of Corbyn's team.
― calzino, Monday, 19 September 2016 20:59 (seven years ago) link
Who is the producer/parent we should be incensed by?
Pienaar: a man wandering Britain in search of a neck.
Jeremy Corbyn doing loljoeks about IS having a Bond Street office = <3
― jane burkini (suzy), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:34 (seven years ago) link
Pienaar's daughter Olivia is on the Smith team.
― calzino, Monday, 19 September 2016 21:36 (seven years ago) link
More than thirty is a genuine young person? Fuck, there's hope for me yet.
― the ghost of tom, choad (thomp), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:47 (seven years ago) link
Pienaar's daughter Olivia also appears to work for Rachel Reeves.
― jane burkini (suzy), Monday, 19 September 2016 21:53 (seven years ago) link
Reeves would have to change tack to get on board with Smith's current policies, wasn't she an even more a blatant Red Tory than Kendall?
― calzino, Monday, 19 September 2016 22:07 (seven years ago) link
Pienaar the Elder is the reporter on the show though, not the producer.
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 September 2016 22:11 (seven years ago) link
Yeah I know, but don't try and pedantically tell me he has zero input on the direction of the program.
― calzino, Monday, 19 September 2016 22:13 (seven years ago) link
Yeah, the clue's in the 'editor' part of his job title.
― jane burkini (suzy), Monday, 19 September 2016 22:17 (seven years ago) link
Fair enough, I was just going by the BBC. http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/b07x0bvx
― Andrew Farrell, Monday, 19 September 2016 23:00 (seven years ago) link
is there an actual PLP answer to the paradox of "we want to win a general election/we will refuse to recognise the outcome of any election we don't like"?
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 20 September 2016 16:29 (seven years ago) link
Luke Akerhurst is at it again
Writer showing a lack of confidence in that last para by saying Luke is playing a calculated long game. Massive idiot.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:33 (seven years ago) link
Last para is some fairly unveiled sarcasm tbfttl
― imago, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 20:56 (seven years ago) link
Not sure I want to read his erotic fiction mind
― imago, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link
Wasn't clear I was calling Luke a massive idiot for those tweets.
idk I think the fight for the Labour party's machine will carry on beyond Saturday. The left is part of the leadership but otherwise it does feel cornered and that probably won't shift given the type of ppl you are dealing with.
― xyzzzz__, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:01 (seven years ago) link
"... no we were advocating a challenge for months in full expectation of losing. Strategically this challenge has been helpful."
It wasn't fucking helpful for those shelling out to vote again. I'm glad this cunt is enjoying the PLP going back to Corbyn day zero in an even more weakened position after stealing money off hundreds of thousands of members. i shouldn't get mad really, he is insignificant.
― calzino, Wednesday, 21 September 2016 21:33 (seven years ago) link
can't help but feel that the correct response to Nicholas Lezard making a joke about assassinating Corbyn on facebook is for everyone to roll their eyes, go "Christ, Nicholas Lezard is a prick", then move on with their lives, and that Corbyn fans on twitter demanding that he be sacked from the Guardian and investigated by the police and so forth are not really helping themselves in the long run
― soref, Thursday, 22 September 2016 21:17 (seven years ago) link
I totally agree, it seems just as ott as some of that self-victimising bs from the PLP. A classier response would be to ignore the idiot.
― calzino, Thursday, 22 September 2016 21:23 (seven years ago) link
can't see this leading to anything but even more pissiness and chest-beating the next time someone from Corbyn's "side" says something vaguely off-colour on social media, as much as anything else
― soref, Thursday, 22 September 2016 21:29 (seven years ago) link
The exasperating thing about all this is this crying eagle bullshit that pretends Corbyn is on the verge of some Castro-esque dominance and not just some dude who isn't very good at his job and will be gone in three or four years max.
If he leads Labour off a cliff then he's also leading his own movement off the same cliff. If he does better than expected then it benefits the Blairites who won't lose their own seats. This whole thing has been preposterously unnecessary and counterproductive.
― Matt DC, Thursday, 22 September 2016 22:56 (seven years ago) link
now that there's only a few hours to go I suddenly feel this sense of dread that the predictions are all wrong and that Smith is actually going to win
― soref, Saturday, 24 September 2016 00:20 (seven years ago) link
Corbyn win announced at 61%.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 24 September 2016 10:52 (seven years ago) link
*party whistles*
― imago, Saturday, 24 September 2016 10:56 (seven years ago) link
it shows how shit the PLP are at cheating, I thought it might be at the most a 50 odd % victory this time.
― calzino, Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:04 (seven years ago) link
excellent, now the whole party can get behind Corbyn and concentrate on offering a genuinely transformative politics to a British electorate tired of bigotry and meanness
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:36 (seven years ago) link
part of me thinks it'd be a pretty swish move to resign now
― imago, Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:39 (seven years ago) link
if the resignation involved a suicide vest and senior members of Progress
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:41 (seven years ago) link
https://mobile.twitter.com/AdamBienkov/status/779638409027608576
Presented without comment.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:42 (seven years ago) link
Chuka Umunna "disappointed immigration wasn’t more of an issue in this Labour leadership race", Umunna setting a high bar there in the "most dispiriting reaction to Corbyn's victory" stakes
xp
― soref, Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:43 (seven years ago) link
i too yearn for a more racist Labour party
― you can't drowned a duck (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:45 (seven years ago) link
hang on, immigration isn't a racist issue is it? a bit like hating islams.
feel like best case scenario is reluctant unity and a whimpering defeat at the next GE albeit performing not technically worse than in 2015 (based on the boundary review, Brexit bog, recession, war, print media dead in the water by then etc.)
― nashwan, Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:50 (seven years ago) link
The long-term Continuity Blairite project: note Mandelson's contribution, entirely acknowledging they didn't have the firepower or the manpower at this stage (tacit admission the heavyweights of this faction entirely sat this campaign out)
(caveat: minor richard seymour klaxon, major jacobin klaxon)
― mark s, Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:57 (seven years ago) link
"manpower" excuse corbynite misogyny there: EAGLE PERSONPOWER
― mark s, Saturday, 24 September 2016 11:59 (seven years ago) link
Owen Smith is still favourite to be next Labour leader with Paddy Power for some reason.
I assume we will do this all again in a year's time.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 24 September 2016 12:03 (seven years ago) link
i don't think i'll ever get tired of laughing at Owen Smith so fair enough
― door unlawful carnal knowledge (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 September 2016 12:06 (seven years ago) link
From what I'm hearing on the BBC coverage it sounds like the purge people have been hoping for won't happen. Or at least all talk seems to run in the opposite direction. So the likelihood of somebody trying something next year doesn't seem to be being countered.
But the BBC is saying that he has increased his mandate and the likelihood of a further leadership challenge is unlikely.Would just think that that idea of future leadership challenge was already there and only going to go away if dealt with in the wake of this victory.
― Stevolende, Saturday, 24 September 2016 12:10 (seven years ago) link
They've been talking up the idea of another leadership challenge for as long as it has been obvious Smith was going to lose.
The objective will be to try to recruit 100k more to the Saving Labour camp and have another go when they think they have the electorate they need.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Saturday, 24 September 2016 12:13 (seven years ago) link
luckily i don't think there are 100,000 billionaire shitty children's authors who want to destroy the labour party because they hate proles
― door unlawful carnal knowledge (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 September 2016 12:15 (seven years ago) link
they're called muggles m8
― imago, Saturday, 24 September 2016 12:18 (seven years ago) link
Hogwarts is a grammar school
― door unlawful carnal knowledge (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 September 2016 12:21 (seven years ago) link
― imago, Saturday, 24 September 2016 10:56 (one hour ago) Permalink
Dogwhistles... erm, Labour Party, that is... oh fuck it.
― Bottlerockey (Tom D.), Saturday, 24 September 2016 12:23 (seven years ago) link
https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/236x/12/87/0f/12870faf8649a750c9192cfceb5de3c2.jpg
Corbyn, Jeremy CorbynHe's the greatest guy in historyFrom the town of ShrewsburyHe's increased his major-ity
― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Saturday, 24 September 2016 12:26 (seven years ago) link
think i might develop a Maoist infatuation with Jezza now just for the lulz
― door unlawful carnal knowledge (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 24 September 2016 12:27 (seven years ago) link