Which of these conspiracy theories is most plausible?

'come to our mind control facility to allow us to implant in your mind the idea that we're not capable of mind control'

they must think we're fuckin idiots, man *adjusts tinfoil hat*

scientist doesn't understand how conspiracy theorists think

'Oh, so you hid all the evidence and then invited people?'

lately i've been trying to delve more into conspiracy theories from outside the english-as-a-first-language world. some of them are pretty good. there's the vietnamese conspiracy theory that ho chi minh died and was replaced by a chinese sleeper agent. and of course the great russian conspiracy theory that historians just made up a thousand years of history.

the jfk conspiracy theory is the one that everyone everwhere seems to believe and it's one of the most tedious and boring ones i can imagine. because the basis of it is stupid old "great man" theory, the belief that somebody as important as the president couldn't be killed by a lone nut.

i spent some time recently looking at the david icke forums and discovered they seem firmly pro-brexit, presumably because it's striking a blow against the reptilian-controlled new world order

Little do they realize the bitter irony that cutting off their noses to spite their faces makes them indistinguishable from their reptilian overlords.

I missed the David Kelly stuff, whats the consensus on what happened there?

This Rashid Buttar cat keeps popping up on youtube with a covid conspiracy theory. But its NOT the 5G one, in his one its something to do with Bill Gates wanting to force vaccines onto everyone, something about depopulation, and something else about RFD chips. I guess its an extension of the anti-vaccine movement?