love these wacky end of season games
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:23 (eight years ago) link
Arsenal TV should be fun
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link
It would be insanely typical of Coutinho to put in a performance like that and then knacker himself for months.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:27 (eight years ago) link
Hockey score.
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:33 (eight years ago) link
second 10/10 freekick of the game there
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:34 (eight years ago) link
Can we have a defender or two please
― ewar woowar (or something), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:36 (eight years ago) link
Coutinho isn't often injured
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:39 (eight years ago) link
Again I join the conversation to say
Lol
― plums (a hoy hoy), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:41 (eight years ago) link
Just thinking of his general flakiness rather than his injury record per se.
― Matt DC, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:47 (eight years ago) link
shhh, you're not supposed to say that
― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:51 (eight years ago) link
peak epl panto shambles
am deadly srs when i say i genuinely would not swap either defensive unit today for qpr's
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:56 (eight years ago) link
well why would getting injured have anything to do with flakiness? he scored two goals.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link
doesn't like it up him
― Number None, Sunday, 14 August 2016 16:59 (eight years ago) link
i was over-optimistic about lpool though. can say karius matip sakho anyone-but-moreno will come in but where's the evidence klopp takes it seriously
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:01 (eight years ago) link
suggest we do a kickstarter to see who out of coutinho and van der vaart will kick the most balls into a skip
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:04 (eight years ago) link
yeah at 4-1 I was excited - at 4-3 hanging on it's just same old same old. And arsenal are one of the easier teams to turn over - they always let us look good.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:07 (eight years ago) link
Arsenal Liverpool of late has this kind of gentlemanly advert for the game feeling, let's both be loose as hell and make all our brittle attackers look beautiful. Bet Wenger says it was a great game, or certainly would have if it was 4-4.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:09 (eight years ago) link
yeah it feels super fake. clattenburg and scudamore gonna run on and and hit ppl with fold-up chairs next year
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:24 (eight years ago) link
I thought Wij and Mane were pretty great mind. The Karius injury is a disaster.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Sunday, 14 August 2016 17:25 (eight years ago) link
welcome antidote to all that boring competent defending during the Euros
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Sunday, 14 August 2016 18:34 (eight years ago) link
Petr Cech 'crashes car into pillar' after Liverpool beat Arsenal 4-3
Onlooker described vehicle as a 'write-off' in incident in car park after the match at Emirates Stadium
Cech is believed to have walked back into the ground immediately after the accident.
― r|t|c, Sunday, 14 August 2016 19:23 (eight years ago) link
Bad news for Viktoria Plzeň
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:00 (eight years ago) link
btw rooneys postmatch interview was revolting, what a cunt
― poor fiddy-less albion (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:02 (eight years ago) link
MOTD should have shown a clip of his dive when they were making Olympic jokes at the end of the programme
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Sunday, 14 August 2016 22:34 (eight years ago) link
Danny Murphy's "Rooney was superb" even more despicable
― Number None, Monday, 15 August 2016 06:55 (eight years ago) link
Jesus, Dalian Atkinson has died after being tasered by police.
― On a Raqqa tip (ShariVari), Monday, 15 August 2016 10:10 (eight years ago) link
wtf
― Aw naw, no' Annoni oan an' aw noo (Tom D.), Monday, 15 August 2016 10:10 (eight years ago) link
holy crap. was just having a convo about him (and other players of that era/team) the other day w/ a Villa fan
― aromantic cuck (DJ Mencap), Monday, 15 August 2016 10:49 (eight years ago) link
RIP Dalian. I hope the circumstances of your death are thoroughly investigated.
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Monday, 15 August 2016 11:52 (eight years ago) link
def fit & proper:
http://www.hulldailymail.co.uk/who-are-the-chinese-investors-leading-hull-city-takeover-talks/story-29606329-detail/story.html
In early 1992 the Chinese government began to look for alternative uses for a number of huge Cold War-era underground bomb shelters which were gathering dust. Joining forces with her younger brother Dai Yongge, Mrs Hawken formed Renhe Commercial Holdings, an investment company which started to transform several former military bunkers into shopping malls.
― r|t|c, Monday, 15 August 2016 12:24 (eight years ago) link
RIP. The 94 cup final was the first final I remember watching. Remember his goal pretty clearly.
― king konta (cajunsunday), Monday, 15 August 2016 12:46 (eight years ago) link
https://pbs.twimg.com/media/Cp5r_NeXgAEVq5r.jpg
what is wrong with these guys
― r|t|c, Monday, 15 August 2016 14:18 (eight years ago) link
great quote from Lacazaette, which the daily mail claims "opens the door" to an arsenal move
'If there are offers that can't be refused, I'd like to not refuse them'
― mizzell, Monday, 15 August 2016 14:57 (eight years ago) link
This Chelsea West Ham game is a snoozefest
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Monday, 15 August 2016 19:44 (eight years ago) link
A 48-year-old man who died after being tasered by police in Telford, Shropshire, was repeatedly kicked by officers who used the Taser on him “four or five times” after he had been apparently subdued, an eyewitness has alleged.
The man, who has been named by the witness and local media as former Aston Villa footballer Dalian Atkinson, was tasered by two officers outside his family’s house on Meadow Close, Trench, at around 1:30am Monday.
“He was staggering, and as he staggered towards them they opened fire with the taser and he fell to the ground like a lead balloon,” Paula Quinn, who lives opposite, told BuzzFeed News. “I could actually hear him hit the ground and as he hit the ground the two officers just piled in on him and started kicking ten bells out of him.
“That probably went on for a minute or two, it seemed quite long at the time, everything appeared to be happening in slow motion.”
According to Quinn, one of the officers then told his colleague “back off, back off” before they ordered the man to put his hands behind his back. “But I don’t think he was conscious,” she said.
“They reactivated the Taser about four or five times on him while he was on the ground,” she said. “I could see it very clearly, there was absolutely no threat to him whatsoever and I am absolutely shocked.”
― Matt DC, Monday, 15 August 2016 19:50 (eight years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/37094111
don't know who's in charge of trolling at Liverpool but kudos
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 10:45 (eight years ago) link
well that went well 4 Pardew
― I like it when you shoot inside me Dirk (Bananaman Begins), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 10:53 (eight years ago) link
i don't get why liverpool are hauling palace over the coals for a 2 or 3 million in a summer where they've barely spent any money, for a player they have no need for. 30m is a p great return on a bad signing.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 10:56 (eight years ago) link
as i say, i don't know who's behind this, you have to assume it's some obscure moneyball ish rather than Klopp's doing
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 10:57 (eight years ago) link
yeah i can see how it's amusing to just screw over pards, but i reckon we already won this by getting them to offer 30 fucking million for chris benteke. it's like that trial by combat ep of game of thrones, we've already killed them, we don't need to risk it all by taunting them.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 16 August 2016 11:00 (eight years ago) link
supposedly they see the 7m add-on requirements as unrealistic
have probably assessed palace's bargaining position correctly tbf
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 11:50 (eight years ago) link
i'm guessing if he does go lfc break even for the summer? v nice
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 11:51 (eight years ago) link
spurs and bournemouth next for palace so could conceivably be bricking it come deadline day
― r|t|c, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 11:56 (eight years ago) link
Lloris our for 4 weeks
http://www.tottenhamhotspur.com/news/first-team/general/hugo-lloris-injury-update-160816/
― groovypanda, Tuesday, 16 August 2016 14:49 (eight years ago) link
Palace offered an initial £23.5 million with a further £7 million in add-ons. Those additional clauses included £2.5 million should Palace qualify for the Champions League with Benteke scoring 20 goals and playing in 70 per cent of the fixtures of such a top-four campaign. These three conditions formed part of the same clause.
― r|t|c, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 16:08 (eight years ago) link
Ayew out for 4 months
― Number None, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:14 (eight years ago) link
oh and Mahrez has signed a new contract
― Number None, Wednesday, 17 August 2016 18:27 (eight years ago) link
http://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/transfer-news/liverpool-accept-27m-benteke-bid-11770163
― Neptune Bingo (Michael B), Thursday, 18 August 2016 18:32 (eight years ago) link
clearly Fenway knew their market
― Tom Watson in a fedora (Noodle Vague), Thursday, 18 August 2016 18:58 (eight years ago) link
tbf once i'd seen how much of the original offer was just hot air it did make sense to play tough
What title for a transfer window thread so
― May o God help us (darraghmac), Monday, June 12, 2017 10:13 AM (fourteen minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
[$PLAYER] isn't going to Liverpool: transfer window 2017 etc
― gbx, Monday, 12 June 2017 15:32 (seven years ago) link
Something about text messages what with Conte, klopp
― May o God help us (darraghmac), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:33 (seven years ago) link
we already had a great suggestion somewhere upthread
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:35 (seven years ago) link
Pulis: "We've got bucketfuls of agents throwing players at us. We'll trawl through it."
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Monday, 12 June 2017 15:36 (seven years ago) link
liverpool sign salah, it seems. looks a decent signing.
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:13 (seven years ago) link
cautiously optimistic
― gbx, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link
finally means carroll is not our record signing too
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:18 (seven years ago) link
Salah has been wonderful for Roma. It's a great signing.
― Wag1 Shree Rajneesh (ShariVari), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:19 (seven years ago) link
Good signing
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:21 (seven years ago) link
will be hard to defend the title in 2019 when both salah and mane are on international duty mid-season
― Bein' Sean Bean (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:23 (seven years ago) link
we'll have pulisic by then
― gbx, Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:25 (seven years ago) link
Spurs relegated according to my quick run through fixtures tbh so top four should be wide open for ye
― quet inn tarnation (darraghmac), Tuesday, 20 June 2017 15:28 (seven years ago) link
i am the black-gold heung-min son (4 hero remix)
― r|t|c, Saturday, September 24, 2016 3:06 PM (one year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 16 November 2017 19:02 (six years ago) link