I'm gonna put it out there: if you like it, you can take it; if you don't, send it right back: Who is the sexiest woman on this board?

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Oh, I misplaced my closing quotation mark thingies up there. I'm sure you know what I mean.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Hi Lindsay! I know you're lurking!

― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 16:58 (eighteen years ago) link

While I can't recall letting any ilxors inspect my booty of late, I am not creeped out, merely flattered.

― Archel (Archel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 18:54 (eighteen years ago) link

All ILX women are damn sexy. All women are damn sexy. Most men are, too. And that's that.

Depends on whether you're referring to candle-light or hot wax

If any ILXors are looking for some hot wax play but can't find anyone to drip it on - well, you know my email address!

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:01 (eighteen years ago) link

Well, Jimmy never answered the question.

― Laurel (Laurel), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

xpost

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

well archel you did once post a picture of your butt and say "hahaha this is a picture of my butt." it was a long time ago and i think you were wearing a wallet chain. i remember that because it seemed out of character and intriguing. i can consult my bootyfiles for details.

― Booty Inspector, Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:11 (eighteen years ago) link

What was teh question?

― Jimmy Mod wants you to tighten the strings on your corset (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I've got a strong opinion on this issue, but I fear that she would be creeped out if I named her, so I won't.

(No, not _you_...)

― Douglas (Douglas), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Ally.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:38 (eighteen years ago) link

I know who I think it is

― cozen (Cozen), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:42 (eighteen years ago) link

Okay, you're right, I can't pick just one.

― luna (luna.c), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I know, it just doesn't seem fair.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:45 (eighteen years ago) link

I think I have an answer for this, and for the corresponding male thread. But I'm not telling.

― ailsa (ailsa), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:52 (eighteen years ago) link

Toraneko, but she doesn't post any more so I can get away with saying this.

― Matt DC (Matt DC), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 19:54 (eighteen years ago) link

I certainly can't post only one, so I will refrain from naming anyone at all.

― M. White (Miguelito), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Damn Matt, you beat me by seconds mentioning trnk. Also Trayce! Plus most/all of other posters are OTM.

(Too right this feels creepy. This post shall be the first with my new alias; posted here w/real name for years.)

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

ned raggett

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:18 (eighteen years ago) link

Yeah, those moves!!!

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:20 (eighteen years ago) link

A screen name combining two of my favourite things, like it.

― Matt (Matt), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Ooh thx Matt! I'm having a glass of wine now, and here's a lipogram I wrote some months ago.

Also, I should say (prompted by another thread) that chiXorZ correcting my Latin is soooo sexy!

― The Vintner's Lipogram (OleM), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:55 (eighteen years ago) link

Well if noone else is gonna say it:

Conor Smedley

Nice try to the rest of you. Sufficient Effort! Entirely!

― gygax! (gygax!), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I got my opinions, but I surely can't name just one.

― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:58 (eighteen years ago) link

gear's roomate

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 20:59 (eighteen years ago) link

In order to accurately judge, we should have pictures of the female ILXors recreating this series of photos:

http://www.defamer.com/hollywood/tyra-JLH.jpg

― The Ghost of Black Elegance (Dan Perry), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:01 (eighteen years ago) link

And ken c, don't you dare.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:06 (eighteen years ago) link

Adamn, sorry I took so long to respond. I was busy carving our initials into the biggest oak tree I could find.

― Beth Parker (Beth Parker), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 21:55 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know anybody here and only know a few pictures (from the 'what do you look like' threads), but I have to say, Maria t.s. seems like a lovely young woman.

― jergins (jergins), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

how many of you have boners when replying to this thread?

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

― Roxymuzak, Mrs. Carbohydrate (roxymuzak), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:06 (eighteen years ago) link

i can't because i'm at work

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

JUST KIDDING.

― strng hlkngtn: what does it mean? (dubplatestyle), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I have to say, Maria t.s. seems like a lovely young woman.

-- jergins

This made me laugh for completely OT reasons.

― Pleasant Plains /// (Pleasant Plains ///), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:15 (eighteen years ago) link

When Dante Alighieri was a young man, he once wrote a list of sixty women's names on a piece of paper, just so he could slip in the name of his beloved unobtrusively and gaze upon it. There don't seem to be any shy, infatuated poets on ILX, I guess.

― Aimless (Aimless), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

JUST KIDDING.

haha yeah like you can't have boners at work!

― Andrew (enneff), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:39 (eighteen years ago) link

He's not at work!

― Leeeeeeeee (Leee), Wednesday, 5 October 2005 22:42 (eighteen years ago) link

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