John Justen and Fluffy Bear Will Drink It

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tonight i will put hot sauce in my beers

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

in hell

― gbx, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:25 (seventeen years ago) link

You two are a riot. Making up weird drinks is much more fun than physiology take home tests, though, so I know what I'll do for distraction. Thanks for being ILX's guinea pigs.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:29 (seventeen years ago) link

DC ILX is going to revive Enlisted Man tonight, I think.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:43 (seventeen years ago) link

oh dude that picture rules. i can't wait to see you drink the gargamel special.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:44 (seventeen years ago) link

Keep the dream alive!

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:45 (seventeen years ago) link

It is not an easy flavor to escape from. Once you do it a few times and enjoy it, going and having a domestic american yeller lager without any vinegary hot pepper goodness just seems vaguely disappointing on many levels, and soon enough everybody at the bar is pointing at "that weirdo" as you shake the last few drops out of the gratis tabasco from one of the dining tables into your Bud and swirl it around.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:46 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah well people said einstein was weird too.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 16:47 (seventeen years ago) link

if you guys drink a nipsy russell i will paypal you $50

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:50 (seventeen years ago) link

so named because after my friend drank it (and before he passed out) he spoke unconsciously (?) in rhyme for the rest of the night

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link

I am intrigued. Tell me more. Of waht is it made?

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:10 (seventeen years ago) link

And don't forget the "College Students Are Sometimes Idiots:"

cherry Jello shots with vodka

add more vodka than necessary

then add Jolly Ranchers to try to firm the shots up.

I know; it's been done before. Perhaps the candy should be of a contrasting flavor to add extra interest (like, say, lemon or grape. Oooh, or you could go really wild and toss in those hard candies called "Root Beer Barrels").

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:45 (seventeen years ago) link

i need to text or email my friend for the full recipe. from what i remember it involved a pureed habanero pepper.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:48 (seventeen years ago) link

so many drink recipes lost to the haze oh, uh, drinking.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

one time we put some vodka and gummy worms in a plastic cup and left them overnight. The worms soaked up as much vodka as physics would allow, the rest evaporated, and we ended up with a rainbow-camouflaged, perfectly circular alcoholic gummi disc, a little lumpy, a lot squishy, at the bottom of the cup.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:49 (seventeen years ago) link

http://library.thinkquest.org/TQ0313040/images/ANobel.gif

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:51 (seventeen years ago) link

High Life Mimosa -
1 - 12 oz bottle Miller High Life
2 - fl oz of orange juice

It is easy and very surprisingly yummy.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:52 (seventeen years ago) link

SPARK BACARDI PICARD: (this is a shot)

1 part Sparks
1 part Bacardi Rum

Everyone drinks at the same time, only after the toaster says "ENGAGE" though.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay. "The Witch's Tit" (co-inventor is my friend C0ry)

This should be served in a martini glass:

1 part ice cold vodka
1 part ice cold Midori
1 part ice cold green creme de menthe
1 malted milk ball
Optional: float a piece of dry ice on the top.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:53 (seventeen years ago) link

you have to realize whenever evaporation is going on it's just going to focus whatever flavors are in the booze, just like cooking, so this drunkards' gummi cookie did have a sort of hospital disinfectant aftertaste to it, I think those of us who dared only managed to eat about half of it and then gave up.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:54 (seventeen years ago) link

Note: I meant "toastmaster" but I'm sure it's only a matter of a few more of these before talking toasters happen also.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:55 (seventeen years ago) link

All right, the gummi one will take prep time, but I'm committed to that one for the good of ILX, and for SCIENCE!

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh and one time we were doing alphabet shots at the bar and my friends got to Q and came up with "The Quickie Queef." I was so disgusted by this that I starting ranting about how if they were going to call something such a fucking disgusting name then I was going to make the bartender bring us a fucking disgusting shot. I settled on gin & milk. I don't know if anybody else was stupid enough to actually throw it back besides me. I suppose I had a point to make.

"The Quickie Queef"
1 part gin
1 part milk
100% Fuck You Guys

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 17:59 (seventeen years ago) link

Something licorice flavored in that and I bet it would actually be OK for human consumption.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

And the most recent discovery that I can remember is that Jarrito's -whatever flavor- and Gin, at least that new fancy limified RANGPUR stuff tanqueray's come out with, is delicious.

"IT'S DELICIOUS"

4 parts Jarrito's flavor of your choice (I make mine GUAYABA)
1 part Tanqueray Rangpur Gin

shake or stir and serve over ice in a tumbler.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:02 (seventeen years ago) link

THE NIPSY RUSSELL:

6 PARTS TEQUILA
2 PARTS TRIPLE SEC
1 PART LEMON JUICE
1 PART LIME JUICE
1 PART GRAPEFRUIT JUICE
1 PUREED HABANERO PEPPER (OTHER RING-STING INDUCING PEPPER WILL SUFFICE)
SALT

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i swear to god there was some random, inane ingredient other than the pepper but he's blanking

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:07 (seventeen years ago) link

I will drink that out of a fucking mug

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link

does it get ice

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:10 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i iced it but not necessary

i'm making that shit tonight before i go out

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

Holy shit.

I think we might have to work our way up to that, but I'm game for it at some point.

FB, we're doing this tonight, unless the clutches of icy death descend again, right?

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:11 (seventeen years ago) link

The more I look at it, the better it sounds. I have no peppers, though. I also don't have a blender.

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:18 (seventeen years ago) link

The "OH YEAH!":

1 part cheapest whisky available
2 parts Kool-Aid of your choice

Must be drank at room temperature, preferrably while lost somewhere in the Appalachians.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:19 (seventeen years ago) link

This mini cuisinart is pretty awesome, we pretty much use it on a nightly basis.

― TOMBOT, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

that looks like something i would have made in college while eating a "burger" that was a pound of meat on white bread

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

FB, give John a decent blender for his birthday. They aren't that expensive.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:20 (seventeen years ago) link

If it's a roasted pepper (ie mushy) you can just use one of those hand/immersion blenders in the mixing cup.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:21 (seventeen years ago) link

Oh I never came up with a name for this (I guess it could be called the "Oh Shit We're Out Of Mixers") but:

Crush mint leaves & sugar a la mint julep in bottom of cup. Add ice. Over that pour 2 oz gin to 2 oz apple juice.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:23 (seventeen years ago) link

this is like an alcoholic dr. strongo's thread

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:24 (seventeen years ago) link

The discovery of the "OH YEAH!" was followed by the invention of what is now one of my favorite camping games, to be played when camped under an overhang about 1/2 a mile up any random mountain in Appalachian NC:

Ingredients:

1 campsite 1/2 mile up mountain side
4-7 campers in a state of ruin
1 glowstick

Throw glowstick down mountain. Campers scramble to collect glowstick and make it back to campsite first. Winner gets next turn throwing glowstick. Repeat until either a) glowstick gets caught in a tree, or b) nobody gives a shit anymore. Warning: there is also the possibility of bear interference.

― nickalicious, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:28 (seventeen years ago) link

John, I'm doing this shit tonight. I'll be AWOL tomorrow night and possibly Sunday.

We won't be drinking all of these in one night. We will carry the torch indefinitely.

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Friday, 2 March 2007 18:29 (seventeen years ago) link

We won't be drinking all of these in one night.

Your liquor bill would be horrendous! (Um, buy stuff from my brother next time you go to HSTNGS, though, plz.)

We will carry the torch indefinitely.

That's good because this won't be the last take home test I need creative distraction from. Oh yeah, and your health, etc.

― Sara R-C, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:23 (seventeen years ago) link

OMFG THE NIPSY RUSSELL LOOKS AMAZING

― HI DERE, Friday, 2 March 2007 20:30 (seventeen years ago) link

i want to be drinking a nipsy russell right now.

there may be bear interference tonight too.

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:38 (seventeen years ago) link

ok that last post is nonsense, right.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Friday, 2 March 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Alright, so:
a) What are we drinking?
b) Where are we drinking?

These 2 things may be linked. WHERE IS TEH F BEAR?

― John Justen, Friday, 2 March 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

right now i am drinking SPYKES

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

http://www.internetwines.com/rws33012.html

thank you, promotional gods

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm only vaguely embarassed to be drinking them, too, as they were free and came in the mail

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

though i feel a little like i'm drinking tiny bottles of nail polish remover

― strongohulkington, Friday, 2 March 2007 22:16 (seventeen years ago) link

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Habenero infused tequila shots have just ruined a bunch of evenings

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:34 (ten years ago) link

nipsy or no cred

― well if it isn't old 11 cameras simon (gbx), Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:40 (ten years ago) link

So yeah that was a shot of smoked salmon vodka

http://media3.s-nbcnews.com/j/ap/salmon%20vodka-1640097240_v2.grid-4x2.jpg

this shit? I have some, it's sick

― Just Elevate... And Decide In The Air -- Above the Rim (dan m), Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:42 (ten years ago) link

I NEED MORE UPDATES

― mookieproof, Sunday, 14 July 2013 02:59 (ten years ago) link

^^^^

― set the controls for the heart of the sun (VegemiteGrrl), Sunday, 14 July 2013 03:19 (ten years ago) link

I fucked up my phone!

― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Sunday, 14 July 2013 17:18 (ten years ago) link

I don't feel
Good

― You pieces of shit. (jjjusten), Sunday, 14 July 2013 17:24 (ten years ago) link

are you.... drink in uptown?

― mh, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:23 (ten years ago) link

Drunk, that is

― mh, Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:24 (ten years ago) link

We were not drunk, no

― "Post-Oven" (DJP), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:27 (ten years ago) link

Otm re mod powers

A bog is a bog

― dub job deems (darraghmac), Sunday, 14 July 2013 23:31 (ten years ago) link

one month passes...

I realise that the 'will drink it' crew is not currently ongoing, but: marmite vodka?

― emil.y, Monday, 19 August 2013 14:10 (ten years ago) link

I would drink it

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:11 (ten years ago) link

god what a wonderful thread

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 19 August 2013 14:14 (ten years ago) link

Looking forward to explaining this thread to my son one day.

― waterface down (jjjusten), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:03 (ten years ago) link

breast milk cocktail time imo

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

what?

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:38 (ten years ago) link

someone offered me a breast milk cocktail this weekend; we were in a parking garage

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

White ~~Russian~~ Minnesotan

― cops on horse (WilliamC), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:39 (ten years ago) link

I was, in fact, offered a breast milk White Russian

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

someone offered me a breast milk cocktail this weekend; we were in a parking garage

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, August 19, 2013 11:39 AM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Um, wait. What?

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:40 (ten years ago) link

We were transitioning from a harbor cruise celebrating the marriage of Fluffy Bear/Austerity Ponies to his wonderful wife to a bar and I was ditching my jacket in the car. Another guest was going to go pump in her car and cracked a joke about making everyone White Russians. I wasn't paying attention to her so all I heard was "White Russians" and I assumed she said something about buying White Russians at the bar, so I said "okay sure!" and she went "OMG I WAS KIDDING" and it wasn't until the elevator door closed that I realized what she must have said.

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

we later went out to this woman's house in Waltham and drank a shit-ton of beer; still no White Russians tho </robbed>

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 15:44 (ten years ago) link

hahahahaha

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:18 (ten years ago) link

I love that I will drink spam infused 151 or beer with anchovy paste but somehow a shot using breast milk is a bridge too far.

― waterface down (jjjusten), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:23 (ten years ago) link

what if, and just hear me out on this... what if you put anchovy paste in the breast milk

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:25 (ten years ago) link

I will put $20 into a betting pool that jjj has had a shot with breast milk within the year

― carlos danger zone (mh), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:27 (ten years ago) link

It's supposed to be really sweet.

If I ever breastfeed there's no way I'm not tasting that shit.

Don't look at me like that.

― Airwrecka Bliptrap Blapmantis (ENBB), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:29 (ten years ago) link

jjj I have an idea: BREAST MILK STOUT

― OH MY GOD HE'S OOGLY (DJP), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:30 (ten years ago) link

my christing god

― BIG HOOS aka the denigrated boogeyman (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Monday, 19 August 2013 16:48 (ten years ago) link

three months pass...

pretty sure this is a bot randomly creating cocktails, but there are some recommendations in here to be sure: https://twitter.com/good_cocktails

― mh, Monday, 16 December 2013 22:03 (ten years ago) link

uhoh

― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

FB is in town for new years, trouble may be had by all

― Wendy Carlos Williams (jjjusten), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:29 (ten years ago) link

Skype/Hangout IMO

― SHAUN (DJP), Monday, 16 December 2013 22:34 (ten years ago) link

perhaps use google hangout and post info to the thread

― mh, Monday, 16 December 2013 22:41 (ten years ago) link

two months pass...

http://www.buzzfeed.com/juliapugachevsky/disney-themed-cocktails-you-need-to-try-asap

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr03/26/16/enhanced-10906-1393449491-1.jpg

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:20 (ten years ago) link

90% of these are just a dessert in a glass

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:21 (ten years ago) link

http://s3-ec.buzzfed.com/static/2014-02/enhanced/webdr04/26/16/enhanced-16683-1393449428-1.jpg

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

100% of these are just horrible

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

the mushu is the only one that seems thread-ready

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

I will drink the shit out of everything on that list

MARK MY WORDS

― Wahaca Flocka Flame (DJP), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:22 (ten years ago) link

you could change the names of the drinks to something fancy-sounding and probably make a killing as a "martini bar"

― have a nice blood (mh), Thursday, 27 February 2014 21:23 (ten years ago) link

I'm into the one with gin/mint/green tea

― "Jiggle It" - 2 in a Zoo (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 28 February 2014 01:50 (ten years ago) link

Uhoh

― Corpsepaint Counterpaint (jjjusten), Friday, 28 February 2014 04:14 (ten years ago) link

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