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high fives bro, you and i are still on speaking terms! :D

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:48 (seventeen years ago) link

i just want everyone to start saying "boss" again

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

hey fluffy bear, will you guys try to drink goldschlager and chocolate milk and let me know how it goes? for your thread?

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:49 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay as a self-respecting black man I will be using the word "boss" when I am DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEAD DEA YA HEARD?

(SNAP: oh like you even have to ask)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:50 (seventeen years ago) link

Pls post recipe on thread. That Reminds me, I still have photos to upload for last episode of JJ&FBWDI.

BACONTRAP

― Fluffy Bear Hearts Rainbows, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

how to shot "find thread" damn this ilx

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:51 (seventeen years ago) link

that is a bummer, dan ;_;

btw, i pretty much started crying yesterday in the car on the way home from patrolling because "comes a time" came on, what the hell is wrong with me y/n

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:52 (seventeen years ago) link

PMS?

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:53 (seventeen years ago) link

i kind of got depressed butchering a chicken yesterday because i started imagining it was a baby chicken.

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 21:55 (seventeen years ago) link

next time just try convincing yourself it's a baby.

― jessie monster, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

i have no idea what it was laurel. LONELINESS.

but then i skipped to Powderfinger and everything was fine

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:57 (seventeen years ago) link

thank you, ally, for the handy guide.

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:58 (seventeen years ago) link

(I will say "son", tho)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 21:59 (seventeen years ago) link

I know, RW. But NYC and DC and CHI love you, you just don't love your major metro areas back like you should. Oh no, you had to have SHREDDING POWDER.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:00 (seventeen years ago) link

i do! but i think i might have to move to portland to really get the balance right

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

or, like, albuquerque

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:01 (seventeen years ago) link

Meh. Too many hippies.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:02 (seventeen years ago) link

dude

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm ok with hippies

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

at least they've got enthusiasm

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:03 (seventeen years ago) link

In Pland, anyway. Everyone I know from Aquerque hated it there...?

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

Still, desert.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:05 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah but two of my best friends in the world live in santa fe

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

plus, you guys, PICKUP TRUCKS

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:06 (seventeen years ago) link

Maybe I don't understand the joys of pickup trucks. Everyone I fucking hated and wanted to knife in their sleep in high school drove them.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:07 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah, me too, but riding the back of a pickup truck in the summer drinking beers is one of life's great pleasures

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

up there with shower beers

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:08 (seventeen years ago) link

WAIT WAIT SHOWER BEERS?? I've had bath champagne, but never shower beers.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:12 (seventeen years ago) link

i'm ok with hippies

-- river wolf, Monday, April 9, 2007 5:03 PM (9 minutes ago)

at least they've got enthusiasm

-- river wolf, Monday, April 9, 2007 5:03 PM (9 minutes ago)

8080

― jaymc, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:14 (seventeen years ago) link

yeah i like hippies just fine

― pretzel walrus, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:17 (seventeen years ago) link

everyone on the planet has had shower beers, laurel, except for babies and imams and jaymc (why would *he* etc etc), so stop faking

...that is the best part about Otter, the beer caddy: he actually LIKES going into the shower to deliver yr beer.
cats would never do this for you.

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:19 (seventeen years ago) link

Srsly, I never considered such a thing. I've never had otters, tho, either, maybe that is my problem.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:23 (seventeen years ago) link

wait i have had a shower beer

― the schef (adam schefter ha ha), Monday, 9 April 2007 22:24 (seventeen years ago) link

bigtime

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

I've had a beer shower, does that count?

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:25 (seventeen years ago) link

(I also once had ferry beer)

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:26 (seventeen years ago) link

Shower beer at night, SHOWER DIET COKE IN THE MORNING!

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:30 (seventeen years ago) link

Okay, I have definitely never drunk anything while in the shower. Will try to remedy with the one beer left in my fridge, maybe.

― Laurel, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:34 (seventeen years ago) link

Hot shower, cold bevvy--heavenly. You're wet inside and out.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

But in contrasting-temperature liquids.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:36 (seventeen years ago) link

wait wait wait.... you've never had a shower beer? lady you don't know what you're missing. my favorite shower beer ever: our bungalow at the four seasons on the kona coast had a private outdoor shower. it was pretty awesome being naked and drinking and outside and completely calm about it as opposed to the other times i've found myself in that position.

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:40 (seventeen years ago) link

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― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:43 (seventeen years ago) link

sounds like my...

― chicago kevin, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:45 (seventeen years ago) link

Semen-shower beer.

― Jesse, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:46 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, this cat

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 22:54 (seventeen years ago) link

hey, this slut

― river wolf, Monday, 9 April 2007 23:02 (seventeen years ago) link

scroll down:
"Here’s a video someone on YouTube created of “AT&T” synced to a kung-fu movie"

yay!

― daria-g, Monday, 9 April 2007 23:17 (seventeen years ago) link

WoW continues to be the awesomest game on the planet, roffle!

― HI DERE, Monday, 9 April 2007 23:22 (seventeen years ago) link

(test)

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

OKAY WHY CAN I NOT POST TO ILM??????

― HI DERE, Tuesday, 10 April 2007 00:46 (seventeen years ago) link

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