“MY LIFE IN EXILE: THE CONNOR MCDAVID STORY” THE NHL 2015-2016 THREAD (INCLUDING 3 ON 3 OT, CHICAGO HANGOVER AND OFFSEASON SHENANIGANS. HOCKEY IS THE BEST)

still rather have toews on my team

btw not NHL but this is amazing

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SmucWOLnAb4

also re: kane -- https://twitter.com/MarkLazerus/status/707661499846635520

the nhl is gross

idk how they manage to make this sport joyless but they do

that hockey hair video is anything but joyless if you haven't watched it, srsly

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CdY7Sy6UYAA4F7J.jpg

https://twitter.com/peteblackburn/status/709559078381613056

save me jonesy

wings in trouble

^^^

Sigh

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GCL9OkX1iGA

so either claude giroux was faking on saturday (he appears to be out cold at 2:50) or he and the flyers and their staff are complete idiots, because he's playing again tonight less than 48 hours later. also he missed games a month ago because of a concussion

kings shitting the bed

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/CeuETT0XEAA9nxn.jpg

congrats to the red wings for collapsing less than the bruins their 25th straight playoff berth

so disgraceful

tho fuck the broons anyway

Also that caps shirt is comedy gold

not that it likely would have mattered, but i suspect that tuukka rask's inability to play today is not sitting well in the hub city

man i have watched what, 2 hockey games this year?

mild lol at the top canadian team (sens) finishing 19th. rip habs

leafs seem to be locking up the best shot at the top pick, god bless them. it's not like edmonton deserves yet another one

leafs are the next cubs y/n

seems a little premature

they've got decent management and some cap space, but they've yet to rob someone of an addison russell, discover a jake arrieta, or draft a bryant/schwarber

feel like there's a power struggle between lou, shanahan and babcock that has yet to fully play out as well

Worst kept secret in Detroit revealed: http://www.freep.com/story/sports/columnists/mitch-albom/2016/04/10/albom-wings-datsyuk-column/82835594/

well this sucks

nah -- kings got 'em right where they want 'em

least you're not steve mason

who is calling the DET game for NBC

kudos to andrew shaw for making espn briefly pay attention to hockey i guess

ugh

not since the kane case earlier this season has the complete scumfuckery of a wide swath of blackhawks fandom been exposed for all to see

blues are gonna choke again aren't they

Man I hope not, schadenfreude is all I have left

flyers 2, caps 0

shots: flyers 11, caps 44

hey henrik

thanks for coming oot

Epic choke, Blues

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pWa0dZMHYeE

eric staal: 5 playoff games, 0 goals, 0 assists, 4 penalty minutes, 7 shots, -7 rating

good luck in free agency

first islanders series win in 23 years

now they have a shot to win the title of a division they don't even play in

schadenfreude: achieved. ahhhhhhhh

also, this is pretty great: http://www.sbnation.com/nhl/2016/4/26/11510078/twitter-user-falls-in-love-with-playoff-hockey

Tony X. ‏@soIoucity 33m33 minutes ago

Being a z list celebrity is stressed 😫😫😫 i can't

everyone hates larry brooks, dan boyle most of all

http://dailycaller.com/2016/04/26/black-guy-discovers-playoff-hockey-hilariously-live-tweets-his-experience/

also christ, i haven't watch more than 10 hockey games this season.

also christ, i haven't watch more than 10 hockey games this season.

Your legs are fresh, ready for a deep playoff run

too bad his team already lost ;_;

rip bruce boudreau

killed by game sevens

i am bandwagon with the blues

leafs win the lottery!

:D

guess gary was like, we can't give it to edmonton *every* year ffs

https://i.imgur.com/oFRwsNA.jpg

do u even lift bro