i want to quit. i'm ready to quit.
― the table is the table, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:02 (fifteen years ago) link
Unless you're smoking a cigarette as you read, you've quit! You're not smoking, therefore you are no longer a smoker. All you have to do is not buy any cigarettes and not smoke any cigarettes.
I have faith in you.
― Veteran of the Psychic Wars (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:17 (fifteen years ago) link
Run your current cigarettes under water, throw them away, and say, "Fudge off, you fucks."
― Veteran of the Psychic Wars (Abbott), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:18 (fifteen years ago) link
baptize those fuckin' smokes
― The Devil's Avocado (Gukbe), Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:27 (fifteen years ago) link
just smoke them
― conrad, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:31 (fifteen years ago) link
w/ your mouth
― conrad, Wednesday, 8 April 2009 18:32 (fifteen years ago) link
So I've been curious about these "fire-safe" cigarettes which are going to replace the normal ones in 2011. Do they really taste any different?
― groovemaaan, Sunday, 31 January 2010 19:13 (fourteen years ago) link
GODDAMN I miss smoking. Yeah, it was a filthy habit, and I was lucky to be able to quit without angst, and it was a part of clubs where these days I can't smoke, but....
― Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Unless I drink, I can only smoke two a day: one before work and one in the early evening, after dinner and wine. Boy, I love those two fags.
― look at it, pwn3d, made u look at my peen/vadge (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
this weekend I'd friends in town so to hell with that schedule alas.
Smoking and drinking, such a lovely concept....
― Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:07 (thirteen years ago) link
i smoke 3 packs a day, love it
― buzza, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Are you still able to smoke inside where you are?
― Popular Beat Combo Platter (j.lu), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
rip buzza
― (ㅅ) (am0n), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link
Cigarettes are great. If they didn't make my body feel like shit, I'd spend every day smoking in a plastic bubble suit, happily secure from the clumsy masses in my world of smoke.
― Spectrum, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 04:34 (thirteen years ago) link
I poop too much.
― Labia, Tuesday, November 18, 2003 11:17 AM (7 years ago)
― (ㅅ) (am0n), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 05:00 (thirteen years ago) link
* MotherWhimsey So I had to poop this afternoon and sat down and when I started to push I felt a lot of pressure in my labia and vagina. So I touched and they were totally swollen and hard. Is that normal? Is that okay or does it mean anything. It just kind of freaked me out cause it made it feel a lot like labor pushing to poop (minus the contractions and all that). But it resolved right after I was finished. Thanks, and sorry for the waaaaaaay TMI.
― buzza, Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:13 (thirteen years ago) link
(ㅅ)
― (ㅅ) (am0n), Tuesday, 30 November 2010 06:17 (thirteen years ago) link
i fucking hate that people smoke
― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:04 (twelve years ago) link
cities should buy out of business storefronts and turn them into smoking lounges and ban smoking outdoors imo, shit is poisoning the air
― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:05 (twelve years ago) link
smoking cigarettes may be the least sensible thing that you can do as a human being
one thing people always forget to mention about spring is that it means that smoke is fucking EVERYWHERE
― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:06 (twelve years ago) link
i just spent 30 mins walking downtown and i feel like i switched lungs with don draper
― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
otm
― iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
jordan ur really getting upset
― surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:07 (twelve years ago) link
people who smoke should have to pay the rest of us money every time anyone around them has to deal with it
― iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:08 (twelve years ago) link
whoa
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
you guys seem tense
here, have a cigarette: http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a2/Mini_E-Cigarette_%28ecis%29.jpg
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
i imagine jordan being the type who feigns a "cough cough" whenever a smoker passes by
as i blow it into his face
― kelpolaris, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
j0rdan, do you drive?
― Scary Move 4 (dog latin), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
that's an electronic cigarette!
― surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:09 (twelve years ago) link
my solution also goes for people who drive
― iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
no i don't drive
― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
i'm surprised tbh seems like u wd one of those people who carries a lighter for your friends that smoke
― surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
kinda blew my mind when i was in nashville last wk that they still allow smoking in bars
― johnny crunch, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:10 (twelve years ago) link
god i love nashville smokers
― surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
I reeeeeeeally do not understand electronic cigarettes
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
i still smoke but i also hate myself
― art dealin' thru the west coast (tpp), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
I have smoked around sarge at least a dozen times and never got a stank look
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:11 (twelve years ago) link
I carry a lighter to try and light smokers shirts on fire when their back is turned
― iatee, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
i don't hate people that smoke, i'll smoke a cig when i'm drinking with alfred
it's more the cumulative effect of someone standing outside of every door in every building in a downtown that makes me fucking crazy
― 3hunn O))) (J0rdan S.), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
really? I thought you used it to set SUVs on fire by lighting their fumes.
xpost
― Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:12 (twelve years ago) link
there are lots of useful things to do w/ lighters really, just not smoking
ugh i got a electronic cig and tbh the taste is fine but they are SO HEAVY, there is like no way to look graceful
― surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
not everybody is feigning
― aka vanilla bean (remy bean), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:14 (twelve years ago) link
basically my thought is that if I was still smoking, I wouldn't need for my cigarettes to have a USB port
then again, my favorite brand when I smoked was Lucky Strike so me being suspicious of high tech smoking technology is pretty in-character
― THIS TRADE SERVES ZERO FOOTBALL PURPOSE (DJP), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:15 (twelve years ago) link
the other night we ran out of papers for our tobacco and we were like all upset
and then i was like WAIT! we can put it in a PIPE!
it was truly something
― surm, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:16 (twelve years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QqDhiPxqVQY
― kelpolaris, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:19 (twelve years ago) link
So I was doing sort of good at giving up but then I went to visit my parents and my stubborn as a mule mom still smokes at 73 so I wound up bumming some off her. Ooops. I'm not stressing it though. I'm pretty OK with having gone from a pack a day smoker to a couple cigs a week (if that) smoker.
― wolf kabob (ENBB), Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:26 (twelve years ago) link
i was just gonna say i have never witnessed j0rdan so livid as on this thread and then
...YOU smoke as well? even casually?
― lex pretend, Thursday, 22 March 2012 17:27 (twelve years ago) link