"We're happy that children are becoming more comfortable with notifying the authorities at the slightest indication on an aberration inside their household. Parents keep an eye on their kids, sure, but who keeps an eye on the parents?"
― pplains, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 12:58 (eight years ago) link
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― home organ, Wednesday, 23 December 2015 14:05 (eight years ago) link
http://dangerousminds.net/comments/fck_the_elf_on_the_shelf_heres_krampus_in_the_corner
― nickn, Thursday, 15 September 2016 04:30 (seven years ago) link
I... I thought this was a joke at first. Like a Liartown gag, but no, you can really buy this.
https://i.imgur.com/7KzHxSQ.jpg
https://www.amazon.com/Elf-Surveillance-Santa-Camera-Dummy/dp/B0773S4KXM/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1511967511&sr=8-1&keywords=Elf+Surveillance+Dummy+CCTV+Camera
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:02 (six years ago) link
why is it called "dummy child surveillance camera"?
(also: "elves behaving badly" -- indeed they are, spying is not very elfin at all! but this too seems a strange up-front admission)
― mark s, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:16 (six years ago) link
Because it's not a real camera - just a shiny black dome with a blinking red light.
I mean, a real surveillance camera - a cheap one - wouldn't cost much more than this thing.
One day the kids will discover they hadn't been recorded the whole time, a fake eye watching over them. Then their belief in Santa will disappear. Then they'll stop believing in God. Then they'll get caught shoplifting at Target because, hey who says those cameras are real anyway?
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:25 (six years ago) link
https://www.askideas.com/media/16/One-Ear-Funny-Scared-Cat-Face.jpg
― mark s, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:29 (six years ago) link
i have never heard of this but it reminds me why i moved out of the united states
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:49 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/uLqBRDu.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:52 (six years ago) link
If I've learned anything from the movies this year, kids love festive charlatans holding red balloons.
if i saw that i would run screaming out of the goddamn house
― illegal economic migration (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/8nOJ4eK.jpg
"Daddy, it's hugging me too tight!"
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:57 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/98RZREq.png
Note to any social media marketers out there: When the comments on your post are nothing but people tagging other people, you have struck gold, my friends.
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 15:59 (six years ago) link
Ok, Ronan Farrow. Good one.
https://i.imgur.com/EaZ02ci.jpg
Heroes.
https://i.imgur.com/6d2q87m.jpg
― pplains, Wednesday, 29 November 2017 16:00 (six years ago) link
That's all I've got... for now.
https://i.imgur.com/F0IXwoX.jpg
That dummy survelliance camera is just a ruse to get all the younguns USED to being MONITORED all the time so the MAN can get away with the ORWELLIAN STATE
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 22:43 (six years ago) link
I love the picture of the kids jumping with joy that there's now a camera watching them
― Screamin' Jay Gould (The Yellow Kid), Wednesday, 29 November 2017 23:01 (six years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/j8fPh7U.jpg
― Karl Malone, Sunday, 3 December 2017 16:29 (six years ago) link
Poor guy
― El Tomboto, Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:12 (six years ago) link
Dinovember is what we do instead, we just have dinosaurs doing goofy stuff and causing "trouble" every morning she thinks it's cute
― Universal LULU Nation (upper mississippi sh@kedown), Sunday, 3 December 2017 19:24 (six years ago) link
Those kids are jumping for joy on the bed! This is a clear breach of household rule #34 and must be punished. Too bad they chose to enact their criminal deeds under the watchful eye of Dummy Surveillance Camera!
― A is for (Aimless), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:35 (six years ago) link
https://www.thecut.com/2017/08/cognition-builders-family-intervention-parenting-help-adhd.html
― i believe that (s)he is sincere (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 3 December 2017 20:39 (six years ago) link
For God's sakes, let's not bring Rule #34 into this.
― pplains, Monday, 4 December 2017 01:14 (six years ago) link
At a friends house and who do i see walking in but this fux0r hanging from the curtain
― infinity (∞), Monday, 4 December 2017 01:16 (six years ago) link
That cognition builders story, wtf
― El Tomboto, Monday, 4 December 2017 12:36 (six years ago) link
(xps to Karl Malone) David Bowie's "The Barfing Gnome"
― Zings Can Only Get Better (snoball), Monday, 4 December 2017 18:27 (six years ago) link
https://scontent-sjc3-1.xx.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/120204164_625933848316217_1136268561088120593_n.jpg?_nc_cat=1&_nc_sid=110474&_nc_ohc=vF540pjFlwkAX_5tWUG&_nc_ht=scontent-sjc3-1.xx&oh=5a2489bc23b23c98d8fc6a9f6572bfa7&oe=5F95BD90
When the link dies: An EotS skeleton made out of chicken bones, with barbecue sauce on it. Text: "The elf was delicious, had the cookies for dessert. Thanks! Santa"
― nickn, Friday, 25 September 2020 23:03 (three years ago) link
I guess that's ketchup, not BBQ sauce.
― nickn, Friday, 25 September 2020 23:04 (three years ago) link
For hope in national politics, one must still look toward Georgia:
Robert Leonard, a judge in metropolitan Atlanta, is doing what he can to stop the tyranny of the Christmas tradition of “Elf on the Shelf,” issuing an order banning the tiny creatures from sitting and spying, then dropping lumps of coal in the stockings of mischievous kids in Cobb County.
― pplains, Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:42 (two years ago) link
tackling the important issues
― When Young Sheldon began to rap (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 7 November 2021 16:50 (two years ago) link
He’s got my vote!
― Tracer Hand, Sunday, 7 November 2021 17:01 (two years ago) link
You will hide when I say you must hideElf on the Shelf
― peace, man, Sunday, 7 November 2021 19:01 (two years ago) link
I was born for spying!
― pplains, Sunday, 7 November 2021 20:21 (two years ago) link