ya nbd but at least a year. browser-related?
― just astor (alomar lines), Thursday, 10 September 2015 04:59 (nine years ago) link
Should be fixed now
― stet, Thursday, 10 September 2015 14:56 (nine years ago) link
It is (for me, anyway); thanks very much!
― a passing spacecadet, Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:53 (nine years ago) link
frequently, clicking on a link in a thread sends me back to the top of the thread i'm already in. a second click on the link then takes me where it's supposed to. this has been happening for months - not a big deal, but i'm curious now. me? ILX? or mozilla?
― bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 11:59 (nine years ago) link
^same
― drash, Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:02 (nine years ago) link
shd've specified this is only on links to other ilx pages
― bellendery hooks (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:03 (nine years ago) link
this happens to me when I've been away from the computer for a while
― top doctor (seandalai), Saturday, 12 September 2015 12:29 (nine years ago) link
SNA looks odd at the moment. i see:
undated section with a dozen postsFootcelsior - last updated 2 minutes ago...
Last on Friday, 11 September 2015 15:02 (one thread)And so it starts..... - last updated Yesterday
Last on Saturday, 12 September 2015 14:31 (a bunch of stuff)are autechre and squarepusher taking the piss? - last updated 2 hours ago...
Last on Friday, 11 September 2015 23:59The Best Free Online (in-browser or downloadable) Games - last updated Yesterday
(everything after this looks normal)
― koogs, Saturday, 12 September 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link
A poll where you have to choose a digit and results are shown as the average score
― niels, Friday, 2 October 2015 19:12 (eight years ago) link
scale of this poll type should always be same so comparisons can be made between poll results
― niels, Friday, 2 October 2015 19:26 (eight years ago) link
Android app
― AJD, Tuesday, 10 November 2015 22:30 (eight years ago) link
Using random thread function, pick the liveliest looking candidate from the first page of returns and bump with "did we ever sort this out?" regardless of conclusion of thread heretofore
― MONKEY had been BUMMED by the GHOST of the late prancing paedophile (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:22 (eight years ago) link
How have I never clicked that link?
― pplains, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link
"Chameleon" feature introduced but only waterface can use it. He would have the ability to post under any username.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link
Not chameleon I guess so much as shape shifter. Other users can habe other superpowers too, all designed to cause maximum havoc
― Treeship, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:33 (eight years ago) link
racing stripe
― INTOXICATING LIQUORS (art), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 02:36 (eight years ago) link
an iphone stylesheet that actually looks good? unless I'm missing something
― El Tomboto, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 05:36 (eight years ago) link
Still think it's a good idea to have a poll type where you have to choose a value on a scale of 1-10 (or 1-77) and results are shown as the average score
― niels, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 13:31 (eight years ago) link
it would be really useful to be able to order thread title search results by *most recently updated*
― she used alt+3 like an ascii heart (NickB), Tuesday, 24 November 2015 13:35 (eight years ago) link
^^
― niels, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 14:12 (eight years ago) link
prevent users from ever being able to change their usernames. I hate having to keep track of who's who.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
Be able to change the number of posts a thread will show before going to "Skipping #### messages at this point, click here to read them all" mode.
― Mr. Snrub, Tuesday, 24 November 2015 15:58 (eight years ago) link
"Fishbowl" discussions. Some threads will have just 10 or so users posting, maybe people who know a lot about the given topic, but everyone can read the thread. Then there will be another thread where everyone else discusses the "main" thread, scrutinizing posters the way commentators do after a presidential debate.
― Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:00 (eight years ago) link
i think it would be cool to print out ilx and house it in a reference library somewhere remote like marfa, texas. the collection is accessible to the public but you can't check out any of the files. the librarian's salary is paid for through the yearly drive
― Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:28 (eight years ago) link
dibs on librarian job
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:29 (eight years ago) link
Some classic threads could be made into podcasts. Each poster would be voiced by a different actor. No celebrities though, we should support struggling artists
― Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:31 (eight years ago) link
Maybe one or two could be performed live. The dialogue would just be the thread but other aspects of the performance -- the setting, costumes, the actors' gestures and intonations -- would put all of it in a different context. Like, the discussion might be about mia but thats not whats really going on with the characters
― Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link
Maybe instead of performing threads as plays, we could film them as porn parodies. (Again, we'd hire outside talent for this).
― Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 02:42 (eight years ago) link
was with you until that last post
― Doctor Casino, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 03:48 (eight years ago) link
wtf is a porn parody
― the grimes of claire boucher ('90s on) (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 03:53 (eight years ago) link
― Treeship, Monday, November 30, 2015 9:00 PM (1 hour ago)
better/worse yet, rig it so that (for instance) anyone who visits ilxor.com between 6:00 and 8:00 PM GMT on December 5 is automatically redirected to The Great ILX Gun Control Showdown, followed by a compulsory discussion thread between 8:00 and 9:00 PM. it's not like we have anything better to do with our time.
― scarlett bohansson (unregistered), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link
Some threads will have just 10 or so users posting
Some threads don't have ten posters on a good day.
― the fiest p (onimo), Tuesday, 1 December 2015 12:30 (eight years ago) link
These will be high interest threads though that only ten users will have access to. Think "panel discussion." The threads will be advertised on the new york city subway (log on at 10pm to watch the discussion in real time!)
― Treeship, Tuesday, 1 December 2015 12:46 (eight years ago) link
From Jan 1 to Jan 7, if you get more than 25 sbs, you are banned from the site for the rest of the yearthink of it as our version of The Purge
― Eugene Goostman (forksclovetofu), Friday, 4 December 2015 02:30 (eight years ago) link
Condensing it all into one short window of opportunity would really give me something to shoot for.
― pplains, Friday, 4 December 2015 02:37 (eight years ago) link
Cash incentives for flag posts like you get a dollar if you flag a post. The people that are left after a month of this win something, like dinner with Ned Raggett or something.
― Treeship, Friday, 4 December 2015 13:38 (eight years ago) link
Cash incentives for not being part of the sensitivity crew >.<
― The Once-ler, Friday, 4 December 2015 13:43 (eight years ago) link
subboard dedicated to RIP threads
― lute bro (brimstead), Sunday, 17 January 2016 05:32 (eight years ago) link
― lute bro (brimstead), Saturday, January 16, 2016 9:32 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 04:33 (eight years ago) link
ild?
― I expel a minor traveler's flatulence (Sufjan Grafton), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 04:40 (eight years ago) link
you could just call it "Board for RIP Threads"
this belongs in :your terrible ideas:, really
― lute bro (brimstead), Tuesday, 19 January 2016 05:19 (eight years ago) link
Make ILX display only the first 100 posts following a bookmarked post
― écorché (S-), Thursday, 25 February 2016 01:58 (eight years ago) link
Option to whatyoucallit entire threads
― Ecomigrant gnomics (darraghmac), Sunday, 13 March 2016 16:25 (eight years ago) link
option to display 100 random posts on a single page
― gr8080, Friday, 8 April 2016 17:35 (eight years ago) link
a rewind feature that allows you to play back old threads so that you can relive the tension and excitement of watching classic clusterfucks develop in real time. if you're so inclined, you can play back all of ilx from the beginning, and you can adjust the speed to 2x/4x/8x/16x/etc. to catch up on ilx history more quickly.
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:18 (eight years ago) link
principal poster analysis
― We quickly ate the feast as to leave ASAP (Sufjan Grafton), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:20 (eight years ago) link
better yet (xpost), newcomers will be required to play back the last 15 years of ilx at a maximum speed of 4x and get an 80% or higher on the forum history exam before they can begin posting. the rest of us will have our posting privileges suspended until we review the period of forum history preceding the date of our first posts.
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:21 (eight years ago) link
solipsistic ilx: you think you're interacting with real posters, but they're actually just chatbots programmed to respond in the voices of real posters. there'll be a chatbot darraghmac and a chatbot morbius and a chatbot ned, and they'll all respond in character because they've been fed the complete posting histories of those individuals. this will be a tactful feature for banned/disliked posters: they can abuse the chatbots all they want without hurting anyone's irl feelings, and they won't have to face the indignity of knowing that they've been banned. over the years their ilx timelines will diverge from reality in very interesting ways.
― small doug yule carnival club (unregistered), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:33 (eight years ago) link
Break break hes in the machine burn everything
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:52 (eight years ago) link
Love the rewind idea tho, but not as much as I love the fact u xposted yourself with a "better yet"
― never had it so ogod (darraghmac), Friday, 8 April 2016 22:53 (eight years ago) link