"I Hope You're Happy Now, Jacob"--The LOST Season 5 Thread

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plus has nobody said yet...little ben=HARRY POTTER.

Local Garda, Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

black on black violence in foreign country = less outrage from ned flanders than iraqi torture assassin shooting american harry potter in the chest.

― Philip Nunez, Saturday, March 28, 2009 1:52 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark

President Keyes, Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:27 (fifteen years ago) link

By god, this must have been the worst Lost episode ever. For the very first time I was going 'yadda yadda yadda', get the fuck on with it! The sap was way too much.

I mean, Kate & Sawyer desperately trying to save little Harry Potter, because of the "even if it's Benjamin Linus, it's still boohoo a kid"-bullshit, what was that all about? Jin trying to save Ben's life so desperately?
And Kate, oh Kate, famouse for being a recluse, for being the strong silent type, for hiding every detail about her personal life to anyone, Kate who never reveals anything about herself, suddenly spills the beans to a woman she only knows exists because she's the mother of Sawyer's daughter? "Sawyer broke your heart, how else were you going to fix it?" Oh fucking please...

The pay-off - Locke's "Hello Ben, welcome back to the land of the living" - should have been the first scene of this episode, not the cliffhanger. Because besides Alpert taking young Ben into the temple, that was really all we got from this episode wasn't it?

A horrendous episode.

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link

xp OMG yes lil' Harry Potter!

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link

suddenly spills the beans to a woman she only knows exists because she's the mother of Sawyer's daughter?

Kate and Cassidy knew each other before this:
http://lostpedia.wikia.com/wiki/Left_Behind

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:32 (fifteen years ago) link

To that, I stand corrected.

Gerard (Le Bateau Ivre), Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:36 (fifteen years ago) link

still, i've had my heart broken and it never made me think, 'oh hey, i know what will make this better! i'll go steal me a baby!'

also her 'bye bye, baby' as she left the hotel room was sooooooooo eye roll

tehresa, Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah bigtime. this ep felt a bit like one of those awful episodes in season 2 or 3 where hurley and charlie have a wacky fucking adventure playing golf or some shit.

also wtf was the point of the whole dumb baby aaron storyline, why even bother only to just say "well claire's mother is looking after him now".

i am such a lost addict that after i download it, i keep checking how long is left as i watch a given episode, this one wasted so many minutes with the kate/aaron stuff and gave us as little as possible of the current plot. why even bother at this stage? surely they have enough plot to fill every episode until the end?

Local Garda, Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:42 (fifteen years ago) link

also wtf @ 'don't ever ask me about aaron' a few eps back? really not a big deal... i guess maybe she was freaked since it means they'll find out she told people what really happened?

tehresa, Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:47 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah the whole fuss over telling people what really happened is kind of absurd too. like surely claire's mother might kinda want to know where her daughter is if she's in fact still alive, perhaps in a serious way rather than just think "well my daughter whom I thought was dead is actually alive but this weirdo who stole her kid is on it, fuck it"

Local Garda, Thursday, 2 April 2009 23:50 (fifteen years ago) link

also her 'bye bye, baby' as she left the hotel room was sooooooooo eye roll

shoulda said "bye bye GOOBER"

also juliet made me chuckle with the ol' foot shuffle

http://base58.com/ilx/julietshuffle.gif

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 3 April 2009 00:55 (fifteen years ago) link

next week:

"John!...how long have you been sitting there waiting for me to wake up?"

"THREE STINKIN DAYS"

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 3 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

like the idea that ben is such a cold MF that he would allow a little kid to be shot just to further his machinations (even if that little kid happens to have been himself at some point)

if only sayid had seen miller's crossing w/ its ALWAYS PUT ONE IN THE BRAINNNNN

conrad, Friday, 3 April 2009 01:12 (fifteen years ago) link

OK for once i watched the 'next week' clip on youtube and now v excited

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 3 April 2009 01:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Ha, all three Lost blogs I read this week have said "OMG, they mentioned Back To The Future, that must mean the writers read this blog!".

JimD, Friday, 3 April 2009 10:09 (fifteen years ago) link

dumb episode

rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Friday, 3 April 2009 15:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Basically what they need to do is put Aaron through the time vortex and have him turn up aged 20 and totally hardcore and ready for whatever Satanic destiny he's been preparing for since conception.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2009 15:51 (fifteen years ago) link

this ep felt a bit like one of those awful episodes in season 2 or 3 where hurley and charlie have a wacky fucking adventure playing golf or some shit.

Fuck you those episodes were great.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2009 16:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Actually it feels like what would usually happen was that they'd play golf for ages and then whack the ball straight into some mysterious Dharma station they'd never noticed before.

Matt DC, Friday, 3 April 2009 16:06 (fifteen years ago) link

i was gonna say. golf ep was gr8.

someone remind me - what was the deal with that lady who appeared out of nowhere once and told Juliet that she looked like Ben's... therapist was it? (I think this was when they were on the way to the 'gas everyone on the island' station)

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:40 (fifteen years ago) link

I think you might be thinking of the wife of the dude Juliet was taking "day trips" with.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Harper was Juliet's therapist. Juliet was meanwhile sleeping with Harper's husband, Goodwin (who is later killed by Ana-Lucia). In the scene where Harper confronts Juliet about the fact that she's been having an affair with Goodwin, Harper also tells Juliet that Ben has been nice to her because "you look just like her." It's never revealed who "her" is.

Bianca Jagger (jaymc), Friday, 3 April 2009 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link

i totally had all that messed up in my head. like you said. i was thinking of "Harper" who was the otherville therapist married to goodwin who was having the affair with juliet, which possibly led to Ben sending goodwin to check out the tailies. or something.

xpost

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

Harper also tells Juliet that Ben has been nice to her because "you look just like her." It's never revealed who "her" is.
AH thats what i was thinking of though - thanks

Britain's Obtusest Shepherd (Alan), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link

So that means that Harper must have seen Juliet back in the Dharma days too--or just a photo I guess.

President Keyes, Friday, 3 April 2009 22:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Juliet will guide teenage Ben through pon farr or some such ha!

Philip Nunez, Friday, 3 April 2009 22:52 (fifteen years ago) link

Ben's Dad: most annoying face since Pickett's

Hard House SugBanton (blueski), Friday, 3 April 2009 22:54 (fifteen years ago) link

Dude that's Lazlo you're talking about

http://unknowndocument.com/blog/42/lazlo.jpg

President Keyes, Friday, 3 April 2009 23:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Harper also tells Juliet that Ben has been nice to her because "you look just like her." It's never revealed who "her" is.

That would be Ben's mother. Her death prompts his flight to the Others, as well as the fertility obsession that Richard Alpert considers a distraction.

- crossing fingers that Ben doesn't die until season 6

Brakhage, Friday, 3 April 2009 23:14 (fifteen years ago) link

That would be Ben's mother. Her death prompts his flight to the Others, as well as the fertility obsession that Richard Alpert considers a distraction.

She died in childbirth though.

Your heartbeat soun like sasquatch feet (polyphonic), Friday, 3 April 2009 23:15 (fifteen years ago) link

lazlo also was the werewolf in monster squad and the uncle in napoleon dynamite. don't talk shit about that dude.

cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 23:20 (fifteen years ago) link

xpost

Yep, but i think a shrink would be well aware that Ben was obsessed with his mom's death as well as his dad making him feel responsible for it.

Brakhage, Friday, 3 April 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

Mitch: Did you know there's a guy living in our closet?
Chris Knight: You've seen him too?
Mitch: Who is he?
Chris Knight: Hollyfeld.
Mitch: Why does he keep going into our closet?
Chris Knight: Why do you keep going into our closet?
Mitch: To get my clothes - but that's not why he goes in there.
Chris Knight: Of course not, he's twice your size - your clothes would never fit him.
Mitch: Yeah...
Chris Knight: Think before you ask these questions, Mitch. Twenty points higher than me? Thinks a big guy like that can wear his clothes?

cutty, Friday, 3 April 2009 23:21 (fifteen years ago) link

"She died in childbirth though."

He could have seen a picture of her.

Alex in SF, Friday, 3 April 2009 23:31 (fifteen years ago) link

could the loss of innocence mumbo jumbo possibly be construed to mean that ben becomes immortal or slow to age or whatever the fuck alpert is

WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 April 2009 00:29 (fifteen years ago) link

also i loled at:

this ep felt a bit like one of those awful episodes in season 2 or 3 where hurley and charlie have a wacky fucking adventure playing golf or some shit.

― Local Garda, Thursday, April 2, 2009 7:42 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 April 2009 00:48 (fifteen years ago) link

Ben's Dad: most annoying face since Pickett's

Hey, Pickett was awesome. No other Val dude could touch him!

http://wp.retrodc.com/wordpress/wp-content/uploads/2007/12/valley.jpg

OK, fine, yes, I Goggled it (Pancakes Hackman), Saturday, 4 April 2009 00:50 (fifteen years ago) link

That would be Ben's mother. Her death prompts his flight to the Others, as well as the fertility obsession that Richard Alpert considers a distraction.

They left this vague in SSN 4 because they didn't know how far they'd be allowed to go with the time travel stuff, but now that they're all in it's pretty obvious that Juliet reminds Ben of Juliet.

President Keyes, Saturday, 4 April 2009 00:57 (fifteen years ago) link

Pretty sure the "her" that Harper refers to is Annie, Ben's childhood friend (the who gave him the doll) but we haven't seen her much, even in that one origin episode of Ben's that she was in. I always figured they would get back to her eventually, but since Carlton/Lindelof mentioned her pretty recently in an interview (as one of the most important women in Ben's life - the other being daughter Alex) I'd lay good odds we'll get some of her story next week. (Who wants to bet she dies giving birth?)

Nhex, Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Fuck you those episodes were great.

no they weren't, those eps were a total symptom of them not having any end date for the series.

Local Garda, Saturday, 4 April 2009 02:37 (fifteen years ago) link

gradyvsgrady (11:12:00 PM): u know "miles" on lost?
roxymuzak (11:12:27 PM): sure
gradyvsgrady (11:12:48 PM): daniel dae kim owns this fancy burger restaurant that just opened
gradyvsgrady (11:12:57 PM): some friends were at the opening party
gradyvsgrady (11:13:04 PM): and of course all the lost ppl were there
gradyvsgrady (11:13:13 PM): but my friend christa was with a dude
gradyvsgrady (11:13:18 PM): was drunk and talking to miles
gradyvsgrady (11:13:36 PM): and was like "you were awesome on sopranos... sorry, i dont watch lost"
gradyvsgrady (11:13:45 PM): miles goes "i dont either"
roxymuzak (11:13:51 PM): lol

WHO DEY and the blowfish (roxymuzak), Saturday, 4 April 2009 03:14 (fifteen years ago) link

Pretty sure the "her" that Harper refers to is Annie, Ben's childhood friend

Good idea - but I'm sticking with mom on this one. I think there's been a lot more track laid by the writers in that direction than Annie.

One thing that threw me in this last ep is Ben's upcoming memory loss and the new, repentant Roger. In The Man Behind the Curtain (the purge ep) it's made clear that Ben stlll hates his dad, and dad is still in 1992 a drunk asshole. Whereas the Roger we just saw in 77 ls beginning to see how reprehensible his behavior's been towards Ben, a realization you'd think would be hard to backslide from.

This is interesting because I think now that they've established pretty firmly that there's one timeline, the writers are throwing in curveballs that point to alternates, like the weird Otherless 2007 Jin and the pilot are stuck in (remember the DHARMA numbers broadcast was still playing as the plane crashed), and this Roger-becoming-a-decent-human-being tangent. Now that we've all gotten used to the idea that everything we've seen will be explained by actions in the past, the drama comes from wondering whether something really has changed. Or maybe that's just me watching the show a little too much.

Brakhage, Saturday, 4 April 2009 06:15 (fifteen years ago) link

whoops, meant 'Sun and the pilot'

Brakhage, Saturday, 4 April 2009 06:16 (fifteen years ago) link

Honestly, i don't quite see how the "alternate future has been created in 2007" theory holds any water. The show has been amazingly in favor of pre-determination and fate, even with the time travel following 12 Monkeys rules rather than Back to the Future or the current Terminator show (which has some cool, underutilized mindblowing concepts of many alternate futures and time travelers causing branches every time). It's quite possible the Others just lived in the temple the whole time since the Kahana exploded, moved back to the Barracks, or they simply felt no need to go back to the second island in three years since there's no longer a sub.

A lot of people think that the voice saying the numbers now is Hurley, which would imply that if/when the crew returns to the present, it will be before 2007.

Nhex, Saturday, 4 April 2009 08:56 (fifteen years ago) link

Hurley was saying the Numbers in the transmission that Rousseau's team heard in 1988. The transmission Frank heard in 2007/8 sounded like someone else.

President Keyes, Saturday, 4 April 2009 10:41 (fifteen years ago) link

I didn't get the impression Roger was that repentant, actually - admitting he wasn't the greatest father ever, but kind of blaming it on 'a boy just needs his mother'. Rather than, a boy needs a dad who doesn't duff him up every 5 minutes.

Not the real Village People, Saturday, 4 April 2009 10:42 (fifteen years ago) link

Whereas the Roger we just saw in 77 ls beginning to see how reprehensible his behavior's been towards Ben, a realization you'd think would be hard to backslide from.

Alcoholics are well-known to go through bouts of guilt and self-hatred about their actions, just before they go right ahead and keep doing the same stuff. If Roger is still a drunk when the Purge happens then it's likely this was just a blip in his pattern.

President Keyes, Saturday, 4 April 2009 10:44 (fifteen years ago) link

I totally did not realize that Ben's dad is Uncle Rico.

2 ears + 1 ❤ (Pillbox), Saturday, 4 April 2009 10:56 (fifteen years ago) link

I've been thinking for some time that younger Ben might become obsessed/in love with nursemaid Juliet. It would kind of explain his creepy "YOUR MINE!" behaviour towards her in the last series. Especially if his evil dad shacks up with evil stepmother Kate.

Matt DC, Saturday, 4 April 2009 11:20 (fifteen years ago) link


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