What I'm learning is, if you see a bear, charge that motherfucker.
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Thursday, 25 June 2015 18:58 (eight years ago) link
Nature abhors a surprise.
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 25 June 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
yet bears DO make leaps
― j., Friday, 26 June 2015 02:54 (eight years ago) link
http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/video_and_audio/must_see/33323309
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:04 (eight years ago) link
people who blithely chatter in a car with children while grizzly bears climb over their vehicle: c or d
― like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:11 (eight years ago) link
would have honked horn, but now they're on bbc
― skiirp!! skiirp!! (jdchurchill), Tuesday, 30 June 2015 22:47 (eight years ago) link
people are pretty safe in a car though, right (especially bigger american cars)? why risk riling the bear up when you could just sit and wait for them to lose interest?
― koogs, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 08:27 (eight years ago) link
It's just a giant sardine tin to a bear.
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Wednesday, 1 July 2015 09:20 (eight years ago) link
http://i.imgur.com/q3a8kVo.jpg
If I'm understanding correctly, this is a new bear falling from a tree in Boulder, CO today (or recently). Details from fb friend are sketchy.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 July 2015 22:59 (eight years ago) link
Looks like a bear rapture, tbh.
― nickn, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:22 (eight years ago) link
Haha!
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 10 July 2015 23:26 (eight years ago) link
did they catch it?!?
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:36 (eight years ago) link
Yes, bear was caught and is being released in the woods outside of town.
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:38 (eight years ago) link
would request an abbott drawing of this tableau
― mookieproof, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:39 (eight years ago) link
Alternately, could someone photoshop a cape on this bear?
― Johnny Fever, Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:40 (eight years ago) link
spring-boots
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 00:41 (eight years ago) link
basketball and backboard shattering
― that's why god destroyed the radio (GOTT PUNCH II HAWKWINDZ), Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:15 (eight years ago) link
fart lines
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:21 (eight years ago) link
assumption of bear
― drash, Saturday, 11 July 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
copies, to make bearleader pyramid
― j., Saturday, 11 July 2015 02:08 (eight years ago) link
An enthusiastic bear.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZvSvdTQyplE
― Rouge Trooper (dowd), Thursday, 16 July 2015 01:28 (eight years ago) link
saw that the other day. the youtube channel includes other videos of the same bear looking much younger
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ElFAEazE3Y8
― koogs, Thursday, 16 July 2015 08:35 (eight years ago) link
saw a couple of bears in the wild for the first time ever and inevitably thought of this thread. here's one of them, just chillin' in a meadow in yosemite:
http://i1247.photobucket.com/albums/gg622/bizarrogazzara/11313178_10153368716080638_6219641139711096244_o_zpshpbxdtjj.jpg
the other one was a lil' baby bear i saw later in the day but i didn't take pictures of because a) i was on a bike and i didn't have my slr with me and b) the prospect of being mauled to death by a hidden mama bear while i tried to take a shitty iphone pic of her adorable progeny seemed too humiliating to risk.
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 12:13 (eight years ago) link
good calls
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:04 (eight years ago) link
but w/ the slr…
― j., Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:05 (eight years ago) link
yeah, if i could have gotten a good slr shot of the baby i totally would have put my life on the line for it - i'm committed to photography
― bizarro gazzara, Thursday, 16 July 2015 16:15 (eight years ago) link
http://www.theguardian.com/world/2015/jul/16/bear-pies-colorado-bakery?CMP=share_btn_tw
bear say pie for me
― j., Friday, 17 July 2015 02:24 (eight years ago) link
my spirit animal
fuck putting strawberry in a rhubarb pie
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 02:44 (eight years ago) link
Fuck putting rhubarb in a strawberry pie, imo.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 17 July 2015 04:47 (eight years ago) link
now we are enemies
― mookieproof, Friday, 17 July 2015 05:00 (eight years ago) link
you deserve each other
― j., Friday, 17 July 2015 05:04 (eight years ago) link
the rest of us deserve pie
what a waste of rhubarb and strawberry
― tokyo rosemary, Friday, 17 July 2015 14:04 (eight years ago) link
http://www.wftv.com/news/news/local/black-bear-falls-asleep-lawn-after-eating-50-pound/nm3mB/
http://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/615/img/photos/2015/07/20/4c/96/image2.JPGhttp://media.cmgdigital.com/shared/lt/lt_cache/thumbnail/615/img/photos/2015/07/20/3c/65/image1_1.JPG
― Johnny Fever, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:19 (eight years ago) link
Love that bear.
― from batman to balloon dog (carl agatha), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 00:20 (eight years ago) link
xpost to pictures of people who seem to have figured out how to live imo
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 01:35 (eight years ago) link
glad i finally clicked that link as i thought it was bear-falls-asleep-after-eating-50-pound-dog
― you are extreme, Patti LuPone. (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 21 July 2015 02:26 (eight years ago) link
that's some reverse-goldilocks shit
― bizarro gazzara, Tuesday, 21 July 2015 10:10 (eight years ago) link
<iframe src="https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb/embed/simple" width="600" height="600" frameborder="0"></iframe><script src="https://platform.vine.co/static/scripts/embed.js"></script>
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Friday, 24 July 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
dammit: https://vine.co/v/ertTMU2PMzb
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIQKSykxiMc
― JuliaA, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 15:54 (eight years ago) link
^ Paul F. Tompkins' fabled "house bear".
― Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 5 August 2015 16:03 (eight years ago) link
lol JF I remember thinking exactly that the fist time I saw that video
i love him so much
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Wednesday, 5 August 2015 17:44 (eight years ago) link
fyi i am going to yosemite tomorrow and it's going to be exactly like that video
― resulting post (rogermexico.), Thursday, 6 August 2015 06:31 (eight years ago) link
You can speak Russian?
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 6 August 2015 07:18 (eight years ago) link
please steal one
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:56 (eight years ago) link
jk don't do that the mama would be sad and also probably eat u
― Benson and the Jets (ENBB), Thursday, 6 August 2015 14:57 (eight years ago) link
nah just run rly fast so that the mama can't catch u
― Y Kant Max Read (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 7 August 2015 15:42 (eight years ago) link
take that bear cub
Go with a friend who runs slower than you.
― nickn, Friday, 7 August 2015 16:56 (eight years ago) link