except women do it all the time ofc
― ogmor, Wednesday, 24 June 2015 18:59 (eight years ago) link
brosébrosébrosébrosébrosébrosébrosébrosébrosébrosébrosébrosé
― goole, Wednesday, 1 July 2015 18:47 (eight years ago) link
Kinda feel like this belongs here: Ed Hardy and Von Dutch designer Christian Audigier dead at 57.
― the top man in the language department (誤訳侮辱), Friday, 10 July 2015 13:36 (eight years ago) link
I never pronounced him. :(
― how's life, Friday, 10 July 2015 13:37 (eight years ago) link
http://consumerqueen.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/12/bounce_dryer_sheets.jpg
― half the staying power of Erasure (Eazy), Thursday, 3 September 2015 15:51 (eight years ago) link
ah, so that's where "homies" came from.
― pplains, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:39 (eight years ago) link
PURE SPORT
― marcos, Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:41 (eight years ago) link
Nothin' *soft* about this fabric softener!
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:43 (eight years ago) link
Every 'men's scent' product smells like some bullshit to me. Weirdly atringent or piney or something.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link
they mostly make me want to throw up. I use an unscented deodorant.
― on entre O.K. on sort K.O. (man alive), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:45 (eight years ago) link
they all smell like a cheapass version of stetson or old spice
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:46 (eight years ago) link
Yes, basically.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:50 (eight years ago) link
They smell like someone's dad mowing the lawn. I mean, not literally, but you know what I mean.
― Simply Sensational (Old Lunch), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:51 (eight years ago) link
you can't get a peppery musk to smell good after being blasted on to dryer sheets, stuck on a shelf, and then baked on to clothing in a dryer
who'd have thought
― μpright mammal (mh), Thursday, 3 September 2015 16:54 (eight years ago) link
dudes get wiped out, totally
http://www.amazon.com/Dude-Wipes-Flushable-Singles-Travel/dp/B008LXBZF2
― welltris (crüt), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:26 (eight years ago) link
DUDE WIPES: FOR YOUR ASSHOLE
― panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:36 (eight years ago) link
Dude Wipes are the first wipes for Dudes, ever. You use 'em after toilet paper during any duece and the rest is chill. Also great for a quick clean up of your face, hands, armpits, and dude regions. They'll keep ya fresh and stunna anywhere and everywhere. I Guarantee It (Men's Wearhouse Voice)
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:38 (eight years ago) link
Saw these at Kroger and just assumed they had already been - ahem - covered on this thread already.
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:39 (eight years ago) link
You use 'em after toilet paper during any duece and the rest is chill. Also great for a quick clean up of your face, hands, armpits, and dude regions.
I feel like anyone who actually is going to pay money for these are going to need much more explicit directions than this.
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:42 (eight years ago) link
apparently they're also going to need dudelier wipes:
9 of 13 people found the following review helpful1.0 out of 5 starsSimply an individually packaged babywipeBy Evan on January 10, 2014With the nice modern image and masculine name, I expected a wipe that would have some sort of masculine scent to it. Upon receipt, I was surprised to find out they smell very much like an baby wipe. Not worth it.
― playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:43 (eight years ago) link
packaging looks great but the scent is not manly at all. Its like they repackaged women's wet wipes.
― playlists of pensive swift (difficult listening hour), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:45 (eight years ago) link
You use 'em after toilet paper during any duece and the rest is chill
dang this is just wonderful
― nomar, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 18:57 (eight years ago) link
during??
― welltris (crüt), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:01 (eight years ago) link
it's very normal for both men and women to use these "wipes" in japan. i use them and was baffled at why it never caught on in north america (where people smell worse than in japan).
but if you want a super clean asshole you go with a washlet/bidet, obviously. can't recommend it enough!
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:27 (eight years ago) link
In my elementary school, it was known that "dude" was slang for an elephant butt hair. Good name.
― how's life, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:28 (eight years ago) link
They HAVE caught on in America for years and are a huge problem for metropolitan sewer systems.
Xp
it must be city-specific. i've lived in a few different cities in north america and have only seen the men's ones maybe once or twice. so i usually use the women's ones, which are available everywhere.
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:32 (eight years ago) link
Oh, I've never noticed a gender specificity. I'm just talking about generic wet wipes.
― how's life, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:35 (eight years ago) link
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, September 29, 2015 1:42 PM (53 minutes ago)
pretty self-explanatory, do a deuce, grab a wipe, swab the hole the face the hands the pits the junk, DONE
― j., Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link
xp
maybe i just assumed the generic wet wipes was a women's thing? whoops.
at any rate, it's good news!
now if we can get bidets installed in every toilet in the us/canada!
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:38 (eight years ago) link
tbh they never caught on in the US because it clogs up plumbing and americans are grossed out by the idea of something with poo on it being in their trash can
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 19:51 (eight years ago) link
...and rightfully so?
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:05 (eight years ago) link
can't they make them flushable? it says flushable on the packaging
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:11 (eight years ago) link
Oh wait, you're probably not supposed to use a dozen at one time, are you?
― pplains, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:13 (eight years ago) link
it's flushable if you have excellent plumbing, your city has a sewer system in amazing condition, and a water treatment plant that is in tip-top shape
I think nowhere in north american qualifies. Especially not apartment buildings.
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:14 (eight years ago) link
it's flushable in the sense of "if we write 'flushable' on the package people will buy it, and our other division sells liquid-plumr"
― μpright mammal (mh), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:15 (eight years ago) link
well, i've been flushing them in my last three apartments, and have never had a clogged toilet, knock on wood.
ugh. i wonder if they're causing some other problems down another pipe for other people
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:18 (eight years ago) link
it's a safe bet
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:20 (eight years ago) link
somewhere there is a tiny plumber in overalls with a giant mustache shaking his fist at you
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:21 (eight years ago) link
mamma mia!
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:23 (eight years ago) link
i think it's time to install that portable bidet i've been putting off
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:25 (eight years ago) link
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/31cRIZBgiAL._SY300_.jpg
― brownie, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:26 (eight years ago) link
actually it is an electronic washlet. they advertise in japanese magazines and sites here in la. it's a toilet seat that goes on the toilet. i'm sure amazon has some, as well
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:28 (eight years ago) link
http://pds.exblog.jp/pds/1/201401/11/45/b0309645_1016563.jpg
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
so a toilet that pees on YOU
― j., Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:36 (eight years ago) link
what a world
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:38 (eight years ago) link
it's more of a squirt but you can adjust the strength
― F♯ A♯ (∞), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:39 (eight years ago) link
http://detailer.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/03/pressurewasher.jpg
― I Am Curious (Dolezal) (DJP), Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link
http://i.ytimg.com/vi/4P1eFyQEz-8/maxresdefault.jpg
― nomar, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:41 (eight years ago) link
cigarette is a nice touch
― Οὖτις, Tuesday, 29 September 2015 20:42 (eight years ago) link