HBO adaptation of Game of Thrones - will this be just for nerds? (NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

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I read a blog that described the outlines of how Littlefinger embezzled from KL but it turned out pretty boring.

Falconetti Pot (Leee), Thursday, 4 June 2015 16:49 (nine years ago) link

after 5 seasons I have no idea how the economy in Westeros works apart from there being a bank that loaned the Lannisters a bunch of money. and the Lannisters have a goldmine that is empty.

I thought we clearly established it as a boobs & murder based economy

a silly gif of awkward larping (Sparkle Motion), Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:05 (nine years ago) link

No Boobs For Oil!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:06 (nine years ago) link

lol

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

It's a murderers market right now.

Evan, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

the economic elements havent really been fleshed out to the extent im assuming they are in the books but the point is an economy exists in a way it doesnt in say the lord of the rings

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:11 (nine years ago) link

I don't think the show has pretenses of being enlightening wrt history/reality, the economic & religious elements just suspend disbelief a little. what sets the show apart is its storytelling, esp the big moments it builds towards which make things necessarily contrived. it's easy not to notice that this backward, beleaguered & enchanted world has inexplicably produced characters who are, with their secularism, haircuts & worldly fearlessness, not very different from us. the lack of difference comes I suppose from imagining people like yourself reacting to the setting rather than imagining how the setting might shape people. the idea of gritty realism is anachronistic & I can see why it might be jarring to have essentially modern characters committing medieval atrocities.

ogmor, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:33 (nine years ago) link

Plus dragons and snow zombies, don't forget them!

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:44 (nine years ago) link

I often wake up and wonder, hmm, how would I handle dragons and snow zombies? I think they would be very scary.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

try to get them to fight each other def

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:45 (nine years ago) link

i think wolf hall does a really good job of contrasting a modern sensibility w/ a tudor sensibility

Mordy, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

yeah i'm reading it now it's great

ogmor, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:49 (nine years ago) link

wolf hall is so good

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

next she shd do one w dragons

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 17:50 (nine years ago) link

if you paid even a little bit of attention to english history you would know that is coming up in book 3

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

spoilers much ffs

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:14 (nine years ago) link

i have described wolf hall as being game of thrones w/o dragons to trick ppl into reading it

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:15 (nine years ago) link

real talk i am still waiting for the wolfs

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:16 (nine years ago) link

Speaking of which, where is Nymeria

polyphonic, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

"without dragons" is a surefire way to get people not to read a book.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:18 (nine years ago) link

Pretty sure she's waiting for the CGI wolf budget to get bolstered.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

CGI wolf handler been waiting tables in the downtime.

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:20 (nine years ago) link

But Wildfire burns forever and you can just setup a burning wall that the Wights can't get through. It all seems pretty smple to defeat them. They can't swim and there is a substance that will burn forever and keep them away. I must be missing something.

brotherlovesdub, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:34 (nine years ago) link

Speaking of which, where is Nymeria

In the books, Nymeria is leading a pack of Boring Wolves (i.e. non-dire) somewhere in the Riverlands terrorizing the squares, and Arya occasionally experiences dream-visions from her doggeh's perspective.

Falconetti Pot (Leee), Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

is the wildfire they used to destroy the ships still burning then?

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

Once wildfire takes fire, the substance will burn until it is no more. It will seep into most materials so that they take fire as well. Wildfire will burn even when floating on water, it is typically commissioned for use as a weapon of war, though alchemists will sometimes use wildfire torches as a display of power. The red priest, Thoros of Myr, fights with a sword covered in a thin layer of wildfire, which would burn for an hour.

Aside: For all of the poop people throw at GRRM's prose, I mean, it could be worse.

Falconetti Pot (Leee), Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link

so it doesnt burn forever you just cant put it out while it still has fuel left

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

that makes no sense but ok

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

there are things kinda like that irl actually

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:50 (nine years ago) link

fire is a process, not an element but forget it jake its westerostown rmde

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:51 (nine years ago) link

wildfire is the name of the substance jeez

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:52 (nine years ago) link

if its just some highly combustible substance they've magically brewed up ok sure

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

thats what is

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 18:56 (nine years ago) link

so - the more i look at that gif upthread from a few days ago – the more it looks like there's a dragon off in the distance.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:10 (nine years ago) link

or maybe not. i dunno.

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:13 (nine years ago) link

Clearer screen shot here:
http://www.projections-movies.com/images/petesdragon.jpg

Josh in Chicago, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:17 (nine years ago) link

idk looks like a scarf

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:24 (nine years ago) link

the thing that bothered me is the fact that the Thenns shave their heads and don't wear hats. Looking at a map, they occupy the farthest north region with settlements, where presumably it is even colder than the wildling areas nearer the wall and the North of Westeros. All those people have hair, like as much hair as they can grow, and beards.

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:31 (nine years ago) link

thenns r crazy man

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:36 (nine years ago) link

like is it just a fashion that weeds out the weak from the strong? if you can thrive without hair or a hat in a frozen wasteland, then you are part of the tribe, otherwise, fuck off and die

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:39 (nine years ago) link

i think there have been indications that there wasn't much magic for a long time (coinciding with all the dragons dying) and now it's slowly beginning to reappear

It's not heavily emphasized but it seems like magic is considered taboo as well, maybe even exclusively evil.

ryan, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:54 (nine years ago) link

yea it is viewed as evil by the seven-gods faith, which dominates westeros

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

who are the seven gods anyway, like what are there names/domains (do I even want to know this...)

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:58 (nine years ago) link

I assume there's a Murdergod and a Boobgod but what about the other five

Οὖτις, Thursday, 4 June 2015 19:59 (nine years ago) link

aggrieved young man god, politically savvy god, big ice wall god

lag∞n, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:05 (nine years ago) link

who are the seven gods anyway, like what are there names/domains (do I even want to know this...)

― Οὖτις, Thursday, June 4, 2015 3:58 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

mother, father, maiden, smith, warrior, crone, stranger

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

do you really want to know or just make jokes?

Mistah FAAB (sarahell), Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

The Father represents divine justice, and judges the souls of the dead.

The Mother represents mercy, peace, fertility, and childbirth. She is sometimes referred to as "the strength of women". Apart from human fertility, she also blesses crops with bountiful harvests. The hymn Gentle Mother, Font of Mercy is dedicated to Her praise.

The Maiden represents purity, innocence, love, and beauty. She protects the chastity of virgins, as well as protecting the innocent in general.

The Crone represents wisdom and foresight. She is represented carrying a lantern. Sometimes She is depicted as blindfolded.

The Warrior represents strength and courage in battle. He also represents people who are too lazy to google stuff themselves.

The Smith represents creation and craftsmanship. Grants workers the strength to continue their labors.

The Stranger represents death and the unknown. It is rarely prayed to.

polyphonic, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link

Medicullus
Severus
Somniculosus
Verecundus
Beatus
Sternuens
Fatuus

Roberto Spiralli, Thursday, 4 June 2015 20:07 (nine years ago) link


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