HBO adaptation of Game of Thrones - will this be just for nerds? (NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

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everyone hates cearsi and the tyrells are working toward political rather than violent solution is m/l what it comes down to

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:08 (eight years ago) link

with no real goal than just the compulsion to envelop life.

understand what you're saying in general but thats still p much exactly what they are, they've merely revealed now that the walkers happen to possess rudimentary vicious emotions

― dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, June 2, 2015 11:42 AM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Yeah but what I mean is they seemed to possess a mindless momentum, but now it is clear they actually strategize etc.

Evan, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

It was mentioned that Kevan was back, and earlier in the season he didn't really seem to like the way Cersei was running things. I'm guessing he would be able to get her out if he really wanted to, but it's probably easier to try to fix things while she is out of the way.

silverfish, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:10 (eight years ago) link

yeah the power vacuum thing scans for me but the whole "the king is too depressed in his room to do anything" thing for me really stretches the imagination

― J0rdan S., Tuesday, June 2, 2015 12:06 PM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

well cearsi also convinced him that if he tried to free marjorie the religious fanatics wld kill her so its not like hes not doing it just because hes sad

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:11 (eight years ago) link

i'm sure this will be addressed shortly but is varys still waiting for tyrion to finish pissing?
seems like he pretty likely would've gotten to dwagonqueen by now and maybe that would've come up while those guys were drinking given tyrion's oblique "this great honest man directed me here, fuck if i know where he got off to"

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:14 (eight years ago) link

the whole dang royal familes in the relgious dungeons a p cool plot imo in that its very ~psychological~ tho i do agree w zach that it feels a lil rushed

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:16 (eight years ago) link

It actually would be pretty funny if Kevan made some kind of alliance with the Tyrells and that their condition for backing him was that Cersei remain in prison. Basically everything currently is going great in King's Landing (Margery and Loras out of prison, the Sparrows are taken care of) but they just kept that one nun to go ask Cersei to confess from time to time.

silverfish, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:17 (eight years ago) link

the White Walker 'kings' have always appeared to have had strategic thinking, haven't they? Their growing zombified army of wites have looked to be a mindless hoard - controlled to some extent by the Walkers, presumably.

painfully alive in a drugged and dying culture (DavidM), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:38 (eight years ago) link

i'm kinda with you evan, although i'm hopeful that there will be occasional glimpses into the white walker's world that add more mystery and terror.

a few possible really cool things regarding the white walkers/evil king guy that could be explored are mentioned in the last paragraph of the first answered question here:

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/ask-the-maester-the-origin-of-the-nights-king-the-wights-and-dragonglass/

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:44 (eight years ago) link

i am kind of baffled by the knowledge in that column since i started reading it - i can't deny i'm enjoying the tone though, the jokes and the captioned photos are good too.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 16:48 (eight years ago) link

yeah, "Ask the Maester" is great. I've been enjoying game of thrones way more since I started reading it.

Also kind of amazed by the amount of background information contained in these books (which I haven't read).

silverfish, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:01 (eight years ago) link

we need a cliff notes GOT thats the length of one normal book

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:05 (eight years ago) link

it exists and is called "the world of ice and fire"

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:10 (eight years ago) link

sry cant trick me

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:12 (eight years ago) link

http://www.amazon.com/World-Ice-Fire-History-Westeros/dp/0553805444/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1433265209&sr=8-1&keywords=world+of+ice+and+fire

this is the primary source behind most of the ask the maester columns (aside from the books themselves and the dunk & egg novellas, of course)

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:15 (eight years ago) link

the primary source except for these other thousands of pages of sources oh btw its also written by the same guy who cant get enough of boiled leather doublets, okay

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:17 (eight years ago) link

lol, alright man

im not sure what you're protesting here! aside from GRRM's tastes in medieval fashion

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:19 (eight years ago) link

bad long writing

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:26 (eight years ago) link

ah. well, yeah. i was merely saying that if you want something along the lines of a thrones-world cliff's notes, it does exist. but you can get most of the stuff you'd want to look up from any of the wikis, its prob not worth even the amazon price (let alone the publisher's price)

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:39 (eight years ago) link

"Potentially anything dead that’s within the range of a White Walker’s power can become a wight."

http://i.imgur.com/PDDl7.gif

Evan, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:43 (eight years ago) link

i enjoy the wikis and explainers but what if someone put it all together while preserving the good narrative qualties is all im saying, feel like we need to explore the possibilities of fan fiction here folks

lag∞n, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 17:52 (eight years ago) link

There's probably lots of scenes of mysterious horsemen in the high distance but the one that instantly came to my mind was in Berserk when Guts sees Zodd up on the far hill ominously watching the battle, that was spooky in a very similar way.

I'm not generally into brutal and cruel stories but sometimes I find something satisfying about them. I was watching a fantasy authors panel on youtube and someone said the Camber Of Culdi series by Katherine Kurtz in the 70s was way more miserable than Ice & Fire books, and I was all like "gimme some of that!"
My guess is that even though these things are prone to cheap shock tactics and sadistic author fantasies, these stories feel refreshing because we see too many characters surviving everything (I'm particularly sick of cliff edge scenes).
Also read Joanna Russ talking about how she thought people liked horror stories because even if they're completely unrealistic, the unforgiving worldview of many of them rings true to the fans. A lot of Ligotti fans just can't get enough brutal pessimism; I don't understand it when it gets to that point.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 18:12 (eight years ago) link

can someone explain to me quickly how the high septon suddenly has enough power to imprison the king's mother, wife and brother-in-law without any resistance

The Ask the Maester on this made a pretty good case, backed up by fake book history:

David asks, “If Cersei deputized the religious fanatics, ostensibly on Tommen’s orders, why is the king powerless to stop them? Can’t the king unauthorize Jonathan Pryce, and free the queen?”

Sure he could. Let’s pretend for a moment that Tommen is a strong, able king, and not the kitten-loving mama’s-boy punk that he actually is. Simply declaring the Faith Militant disbanded is pretty simple. Getting them to actually put down their weapons is much less so. As I wrote after Episode 4, it took three Targaryen kings, backed by the might of full-grown dragons, nearly 50 years to subdue the Faith back in the first century AC. Remember the trial of seven from Maester Aemon’s section above? The only other time that we know such a trial was invoked was when King Maegor the Cruel and six champions fought off Ser Damon the Devout of the Faith Militant and six of their champions for control of King’s Landing and, indeed, the entire realm. That trial ended with 13 dead bodies and the winner, Maegor the Cruel, in a coma for 29 days. It would take roughly another decade of off-and-on war before the Faith agreed to disband during the reign of Maegor’s successor, King Jaehaerys the Conciliator.

You could argue that since the Faith have only recently been rearmed, a sharp engagement involving the Lannister army and the City Watch could clear out the Faith Militant — at least in King’s Landing — with only a few thousand deaths. Like, a low-four-digits body count. Even if Tommen had the stomach for going down in history as Tommen the Butcher or whatever, Cersei has stacked things in such a way as to make that difficult. Tommen could send a raven to Casterly Rock, asking his uncle Kevan, who is ostensibly the realm’s Master of War, to send troops. That would require going through Pycelle — who would probably send the raven — or Qyburn, who probably wouldn’t, at least not without Cersei’s OK. Asking the Tyrells for help would make sense, but doing so would weaken his mother’s Lannister family connections and give the Tyrells a tighter grip on power. The real answer: Royal power exists in great part in the minds of those who are subject to it. It’s Cersei who has wielded that power and therefore it behooves everyone — like, on pain of death — to assume that the buck ultimately stops with her. At least for now.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 22:18 (eight years ago) link

Actually, Ask the Maester>the show>>>>>>>>>the books. I've really enjoyed his (?) writing, and his ability to convey tons of information in an entertaining fashion, plus under 1000 pages. Martin's writing is unfortunately not up to his world building, and the show isn't always much better, though I do appreciate how the latter cherrypicks what it needs to underscore and what it can just sort of ignore.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 22:21 (eight years ago) link

I do lol at the world of Daenerys, Tyrion, Varys, Jorah etc having an Uncle Kev

kinder, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 22:23 (eight years ago) link

I've heard people say Martin writes in very different styles. I remember someone who adored Fevre Dream that couldn't get into Ice & Fire books because of the style.

Robert Adam Gilmour, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 22:41 (eight years ago) link

tbf, Tommen did just get a PS4

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 23:10 (eight years ago) link

is tommen bout-it bout-it for GTA 5 or is he more an MLB the show type guy

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 23:36 (eight years ago) link

um i'm pretty sure we all know tommen's just jerkin it in there

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link

basically like that one episode of roseanne

http://newnownext.mtvnimages.com/2013/11/Roseanne-6-7.jpg

Karl Malone, Tuesday, 2 June 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link

"Potentially anything dead that’s within the range of a White Walker’s power can become a wight."

so are these the things that inexplicably attacked bran, et al when they arrived at their destination w the fairy ppl

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 23:38 (eight years ago) link

yeah those were wights

dellevadova depression beard (slothroprhymes), Tuesday, 2 June 2015 23:39 (eight years ago) link

did the books have a few pages about the undigested food that could be seen through the ribs of that little boy zombie?

― Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Tuesday, June 2, 2015 9:43 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Lemon cake that could be seen through his boiled leather clothing

― I am using your worlds, Tuesday, June 2, 2015 9:47 AM (13 hours ago) Bookmark

Lmao

, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:40 (eight years ago) link

The white walkers were sick (i've forgotten what they're called in the books now lol grrm suck it) and i'm glad that only the leaders get that fake CGI eye glow

, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:41 (eight years ago) link

U see why they need a giant fuxking ice wall now it's because the little walls get punched thru or overthrown

I like how logical it all is

, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:51 (eight years ago) link

the wall is big and good

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:51 (eight years ago) link

Yah

I wonder if the walkers were attracted to the dragon glass

, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 03:55 (eight years ago) link

I think they were attracted to Jon snow. He's really pretty

Karl Malone, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 04:08 (eight years ago) link

Ya I would white walk for him any day of the very very very long westerosi year!!!!!

, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 04:11 (eight years ago) link

wildling groucho pops up next to white walker holding a mauve mist blouse
"winter is coming... but darling YOU are no winter; let's get you into something with some color"
*offcamera arterial spray douses them*
"well, red's hardly my color but you carry it well. in fact you're carrying me well. is that my neck in your mouth or are you just glad to see me", etc etc

like a giraffe of nah (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 04:20 (eight years ago) link

lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 04:21 (eight years ago) link

Holy shit if this is legit
http://gfycat.com/DetailedMerryGermanpinscher

tsrobodo, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 08:22 (eight years ago) link

can someone explain to me quickly how the high septon suddenly has enough power to imprison the king's mother, wife and brother-in-law without any resistance

I think it's very strongly implied that Tywin was doing most of the work keeping the Lannisters propped up and without him they're pretty short on muscle, especially having been just been through a war on two fronts, and with Jaime elsewhere there's no one who might rally people. And they're in mad debt. Basically she built them up because she was isolated and weakened and that's backfired.

Matt DC, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 08:52 (eight years ago) link

What am I looking at there, a dragon? xp

, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 11:49 (eight years ago) link

Pred ship

nashwan, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 11:56 (eight years ago) link

Oh please no

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Wednesday, 3 June 2015 12:35 (eight years ago) link

While jokingly broached this past ep, show has not done a great job explaining why Dragon Queen wants to rule jack shit. Like, fuck Westeros, right? If anything, this season has really shined the spotlight on all sorts of places and people who couldn't give a poop about the Iron Throne.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 13:58 (eight years ago) link

it's her home and the seat of her dynasty's rule. makes sense to me.

Mordy, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 13:59 (eight years ago) link

they literally made a big show of explaining why she wants to rule westeros this very ep and the answer is she doesnt

lag∞n, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 14:01 (eight years ago) link

OK, so she wants to "break the wheel." Why? What does that mean?

Also, given that she is the Last Dragon (more or less), it's not like she even has a people who need a homeland. So she's just doing this to "free" Westeros? By way of her divine/dragon rule? She will rule over a free kingdom? I don't quite get it.

Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 3 June 2015 14:15 (eight years ago) link


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