Does alky-hol really help your sex life?

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if your penis is big enough they'll come no matter how nervous

-- ken c, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:01 (15 minutes ago) Link

you're wrong.

warmsherry, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:23 (sixteen years ago) link

And hello to you, too, Polish lurker.

-- jaymc, piÄ…tek, 21 marzec 2008 03:58 (8 hours ago) Bookmark Link

who you be? who you be wit?

warmsherry, Friday, 21 March 2008 12:24 (sixteen years ago) link

how would you know

xpost

ken c, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:08 (sixteen years ago) link

PE spam finally invades ILX...

snoball, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:45 (sixteen years ago) link

how would YOU know

warmsherry, Friday, 21 March 2008 13:58 (sixteen years ago) link

process of elimination

ken c, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:03 (sixteen years ago) link

i'm sure not all the girls i shagged are full of confidence. therefore using modus tollens you can prove that the original statement is true.

ken c, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:04 (sixteen years ago) link

yes, but you're wrong

warmsherry, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:08 (sixteen years ago) link

Is it better to have casual sex with or without telling her that's all you want from her?

CaptainLorax, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:13 (sixteen years ago) link

"It provokes the desire but it takes away the performance. Therefore much drink may be said to be an equivocator with lechery: it makes him and it mars him; it sets him on and it takes him off." - Macbeth, Act II, scene 3

kenan, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:18 (sixteen years ago) link

I was about to say the same though in not such fancy words. heheh

stevienixed, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:28 (sixteen years ago) link

BTW does anyone have the lindsay lohan sex tape? YSI please.

stevienixed, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:29 (sixteen years ago) link

Sigh no more, ladies, sigh nor more;
Men were deceivers ever;
One foot in sea and one on shore,
To one thing constant never;
Then sigh not so,
But let them go,
And be you blithe and bonny;
Converting all your sounds of woe
Into: Hey nonny, nonny.

warmsherry, Friday, 21 March 2008 14:34 (sixteen years ago) link

i have changed my answer to "no."

deeznuts, Saturday, 22 March 2008 03:08 (sixteen years ago) link

i've found that a shot of jameson helps with.. endurance.

rockapads, Saturday, 22 March 2008 04:26 (sixteen years ago) link


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