HBO adaptation of Game of Thrones - will this be just for nerds? (NO SPOILERS PLEASE)

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PF bears a striking resemblance to Maury Povich right there

SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Wednesday, 13 May 2015 00:09 (nine years ago) link

stannis... you are... .... .... not the father of dragons!

lag∞n, Wednesday, 13 May 2015 00:17 (nine years ago) link

has there been any explanation of what the brotherhood without banners are doing? you'd think a gang of immortal magic-wielding rebels would be able to have some kind of impact on things

cis-het shitlord (Merdeyeux), Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:36 (nine years ago) link

I really doubt the show will pick up that narrative again, considering how things are going

Clay, Thursday, 14 May 2015 21:45 (nine years ago) link

unless it goes off book I guess.. the producers said theyre not going there with the plot line I cant mention without spoiling shit, so yeah. =\

panettone for the painfully alone (mayor jingleberries), Friday, 15 May 2015 00:19 (nine years ago) link

good episode marred by a predictable brutal and unnecessarily mean spirited ending imo

i haven't read the books; but from what i'm to understand, what we saw was the cute n cuddly version.

oh, i'm sure grmm had a fucking panoply of atrocities in print but i had been appreciating the cessation of "here's your rape for the episode" plotting while it lasted

yeah that was fkn awful, without showing anything at all

really just want ramsay to die horribly v v soon

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 May 2015 05:49 (nine years ago) link

I can't think of any good reason not to have Theon run Ramsay through just as it was about to happen.

fuck me, archipelago (Simon H.), Monday, 18 May 2015 06:05 (nine years ago) link

welp

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 18 May 2015 06:25 (nine years ago) link

I mean, I can think of one scenario that rationalizes staging that scene the way they did, but that's a far cry from justifies.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 18 May 2015 06:27 (nine years ago) link

def had a "why the fuck am i watching this" moment after that was over

head clowning instructor (art), Monday, 18 May 2015 06:34 (nine years ago) link

yeah i was glad to switch to mad men

i dunno how i feel about it still. i hate that it even has to be a plot point in some ways, like fuck you all these creeps

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 May 2015 06:49 (nine years ago) link

Jorah Mormont is Don Draper, basically

polyphonic, Monday, 18 May 2015 06:55 (nine years ago) link

i haven't read the books; but from what i'm to understand, what we saw was the cute n cuddly version.
--AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall)

that is a fairly accurate description of the differences, although I had been dreading this scene all season regardless and it was still pleeeeenty disturbing

slothroprhymes, Monday, 18 May 2015 13:14 (nine years ago) link

well, we certainly needed that scene otherwise we might think Ramsey was a good guy

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Monday, 18 May 2015 14:13 (nine years ago) link

he will likely have to die soon, and Sansa will be carrying his child (haven't read the books, purely speculation)

damn, those Arya scenes were poorly lit. I have no idea what she saw in that temple

Is It Any Wonder I'm Not the (President Keyes), Monday, 18 May 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link

for real? i thought that was the thing that worked best. she saw many faces.

resulting post (rogermexico.), Monday, 18 May 2015 14:19 (nine years ago) link

Ha, are you implying that entire scene was almost completely dark for you? I think you need to adjust your TV!

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Evan, Monday, 18 May 2015 14:27 (nine years ago) link

like heads in little alcoves.

it was very very dark for me too tbh

ramsay seems bad

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 14:51 (nine years ago) link

i keep wondering where he falls on the scale of evil, compared to joffrey. ramsay seems even crueler, somehow, to the poor souls he's able to interact with, but joffrey was almost as cruel in that way, and also had the opportunity to inflict misery on many more people than ramsay ever did.

i give them both a 9.9 out of 10.0, and i'm holding off on 10.0 because it's important to leave room to grow

Karl Malone, Monday, 18 May 2015 15:03 (nine years ago) link

camera pulls back further from theon weeping as he watches sansa being brutalized to reveal grrmartin watching the whole scene lasciviously
camera pulls back further to center on hbo executives watching everything, laughing maniacally, counting sweet sweet hbo go money
camera pulls back further to center on a massive television viewing audience conferring the patina of acceptance, posting thinkpieces on salon, dressing up as Jon Snow for halloween
camera pulls back further to god on a cloud with a flatscreen tv watching it all with an osamathumbsup.gif
that.... that is your TRUE EVIL
*drops mic, goes back to torrenting*

what is that?

Οὖτις, Monday, 18 May 2015 16:17 (nine years ago) link

sorry: Return to Oz

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 May 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

yknow the beloved cinematic classic that no-one saw lol

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 May 2015 16:39 (nine years ago) link

def had a "why the fuck am i watching this" moment after that was over

― head clowning instructor (art), Monday, 18 May 2015 06:34 (11 hours ago)

tayto fan (Michael B), Monday, 18 May 2015 17:37 (nine years ago) link

its cause youre a sick twisted maniac who cant stop playing the game of throne

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 17:38 (nine years ago) link

can't something good happen to someone - like i dunno jaime's hand grows back or cersei meets an old college friend?

whole ep was just bad things happening and then here's a rape with a neutered tortured man forced to watch.

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:33 (nine years ago) link

why are fictional depictions of sexual assault so much more difficult to watch than depictions of murder

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 18:35 (nine years ago) link

maybe cos they're less prevalent?

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:38 (nine years ago) link

yeah was thinking theres desensitization at work but im open to other theories too

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 18:39 (nine years ago) link

bcz murder is cool i guess idk

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:40 (nine years ago) link

cos we've all felt at some point "i'm so mad i could kill him/her"

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

but only on rare occasions would we get angry enough to want to assault someone sexually, eg christmas with relatives

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:41 (nine years ago) link

feel like murder in fiction is rarely really murder its more usually a stand in for domination / power, idk if thats an essential thing or just a convention or what

lag∞n, Monday, 18 May 2015 18:44 (nine years ago) link

can't something good happen to someone - like i dunno jaime's hand grows back or cersei meets an old college friend?

whole ep was just bad things happening and then here's a rape with a neutered tortured man forced to watch.

― bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, May 18, 2015 2:33 PM (12 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

But when Jaime had two hands he was an evil Disney prince.

But yeah the episode was pretty dark and hopeless feeling.

Jaime and Bronn sneaking around the Dorne gardens was cartoonish. Having them immediately locate his daughter/niece made the already small set feel smaller and any tension was lost as well. Then, to top it all off we get the horrible everything of the sand snakes showing up at the same time:

http://i.imgur.com/UPcmC7b.gif

Evan, Monday, 18 May 2015 18:46 (nine years ago) link

i guess killing and murder and death are kind of cornerstones for drama. rape is not a plot device in the same way, if you go back to your shakespeare or whatever there's killing everywhere but rape tends to be deployed to characterise someone as a true villain, relative to murderers.

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bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:47 (nine years ago) link

So far everything about Dorne not named Oberyn has been goofy as all hell.
Is it me or did Elaria Sand's accent grow even more outrageous this season from last?

SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:48 (nine years ago) link

Yeah Dorne seems like a v silly Aladdin sidebar

difficult-difficult lemon-difficult (VegemiteGrrl), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:54 (nine years ago) link

new adventures of hercules imo

bureau belfast model (LocalGarda), Monday, 18 May 2015 18:55 (nine years ago) link

Also that was probably the single worst fight they've ever staged, and this comes after the ridiculous Sons of the Harpy ambush.

SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 18 May 2015 19:06 (nine years ago) link

Jaime and Bronn sneaking around the Dorne gardens was cartoonish

for what was painted as a suicidal mission it was sure going pretty smoothly, they just wandered in and had the bad fortune that the sand snakes were also there doing... whatever they were doing. bronn singing was a nice bit of fan service for we robson & jerome fans tho.

Merdeyeux, Monday, 18 May 2015 19:09 (nine years ago) link

Also that was probably the single worst fight they've ever staged

― SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Monday, May 18, 2015 3:06 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

Again:

http://i.imgur.com/UPcmC7b.gif

Evan, Monday, 18 May 2015 19:16 (nine years ago) link

no I've left it up in my browser since you posted it - really, really bad

SCHLITZ MIXED BAG (Sparkle Motion), Monday, 18 May 2015 19:18 (nine years ago) link

i agree, that was a stunningly dumb fight, poorly staged and occasionally nonsensical blocking and some clumsy editing in a desperate attempt to make up for it.

sigh are we really nitpicking fight scenes again

slothroprhymes, Monday, 18 May 2015 19:30 (nine years ago) link


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