damn
― surm, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link
will you give me a ride next time i'm in MN? (don't get dirty)
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link
I did last time, didn't I?
― Eric H., Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link
Great to see rev in Seattle last night!
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link
snap!
― surm, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link
smoked some whiskey and drank some weed w/ a fanged/pointed eared (not body mods) furry babe with a samurai topknot who calls me "bub" all the time like he's wolverine from x-men. i'm smitten like.
― truvada mangano (clouds), Friday, 17 April 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link
Didn't realize the Prancing Elites had a show on Oprah's channel now.
http://www.etonline.com/news/163098_the_prancing_elites_project_exclusive_first_look/
― Eric H., Monday, 20 April 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link
i was at a meeting with the president of the brooklyn academy of music today. she (a woman of a certain age - with a boyfriend) has a crush on a visual artist named Dustin Yellin. our press rep was in the meeting - he says, Karen, isn't he a little furry for you? she was like waht? he was like yea he's kind of like, hairy. she goes, i don't know, i just like him. he sends me emails about the sunset.
the end.
― surm, Friday, 24 April 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link
actual dueling screenings at MoMA tonight:
Bruce Labruce's horned-cock L.A. Zombie with special-effects woundfucking galore
VS
Queen Latifah's Bessie Smith HBO biopic
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link
those sound horrid
― carne asana (clouds), Thursday, 30 April 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link
EWWWW! Biopics.
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Thursday, 30 April 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link
scruff dude: so what gets you hot and hard?me: dicks?
― carne asana (clouds), Friday, 1 May 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link
a bag of 'em
L.A> Zombie is a useful deconstruction of my two least fave genres, horror and porn.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link
I'm still right swiping the hell out of NY scruff'ers b/c of my recent trip.
― Eric H., Friday, 1 May 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link
NYC scruffers make me nervous bcz it feels like there's so many of them that everyone's super competitive and I get so easily defeated, like "oh why bother even messaging anyone at all when they can pick from all these other people with fuller beards and more body hair"
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 May 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link
I know it's called scruff, but I'm sure not everyone wants tons of body hair.
― Eric H., Friday, 1 May 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link
xps I think it's funny that Bruce LaBruce has TWO different queer zombie films, one of which has been highly recommended to me by a close and dear friend ("Otto") but both of which I want to see. They were released back to back, too!
I remember when he put ads in BUTT for it but they didn't have a title yet and it was just advertising for Bruce LaBruce's UNTITLED GAY ZOMBIE PROJECT or something like that.
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 May 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link
Eric, yr totally right, too. idk, I think I just get too much in my own head and I have learned how to feel and be confident in every single type of social space except ones where hotness is a crucial factor in how and with whom you interact.
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 May 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link
i've considered making my entire profile text the lyrics to "invisible touch" but i guess my current profile is trolly enough?
― carne asana (clouds), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link
My profile is set to "Throwing It All Away"
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link
of course it is!
― carne asana (clouds), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link
i've made confidence extraneous to my life.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link
The drag queen splitting the bill with me last night at trivia was sure quick with the compliments.
― Eric H., Friday, 1 May 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Even typing that made me sad.
is this the bruce labruce zombie movie the one with francois sagat? he of the tattooed hairstyle and legendary butt?
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 1 May 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link
yes. (He was nobody to me)
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link
what are our thoughts on being shirtless around coworkers
― surm, Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link
my coworkers aren't worth it
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link
my boss, a VP, just invited Ryan and I up to his 15-bedroom mansion in NH with 2 other gay couples from work for a weekend in June. he kayaks.
― surm, Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link
Oh. That kind of job. Take cash.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:30 (nine years ago) link
and a tan.
― surm, Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:53 (nine years ago) link
and a haircut
― surm, Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link
and like a 4 week juice cleanse with fresh, healthy foods and just the right amount of junk so i have that certain "glow" that one is supposed to have by a lake
I have shown a few people at work a very closely cropped photo of my latest tat work, which would otherwise require doffing the shirt.
― Eric H., Saturday, 2 May 2015 02:00 (nine years ago) link
Kayaking shirtless requires being in the sun, right? Pass.
I'm having a Facebook argument with our Kevin Bozelka re Cyndi Lauper's "When You Were Mine" vs Prince's. He says you can't dance to Lauper's.
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 May 2015 02:01 (nine years ago) link
i was just talking about dancing
― surm, Saturday, 2 May 2015 02:06 (nine years ago) link
i like prince. but now i want to hear "you should be mine" by janet. isn't that what it's called?
o you CAN be mine
― surm, Saturday, 2 May 2015 02:07 (nine years ago) link
prince's version is all new wavey, it doesn't have the funk. i think it's kind of a lame song honestly.
― carne asana (clouds), Saturday, 2 May 2015 03:22 (nine years ago) link
it's like todd rundgren doing "hello it's me". he could do those kinds of songs in his sleep.
― carne asana (clouds), Saturday, 2 May 2015 03:23 (nine years ago) link
also fuck outdoor status symbol sports. ugh.
― carne asana (clouds), Saturday, 2 May 2015 03:24 (nine years ago) link
golf? polo?
― Mademoiselle Coiffures (mattresslessness), Saturday, 2 May 2015 03:35 (nine years ago) link
hunting humans w/ bow and arrow
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Saturday, 2 May 2015 03:50 (nine years ago) link
I thought I was the only person who thought "When You Were Mine" is sub-subpar.
― Eric H., Saturday, 2 May 2015 04:08 (nine years ago) link
I am all about "Private Joy" tho.
And, uncharacteristically enough, "Sexuality."
― Eric H., Saturday, 2 May 2015 04:18 (nine years ago) link
private joy is the best track on controversy; sexuality is great because all the social commentary stuff is otm. i'm over him now though, don't really give a shit if he releases another record or not bc he hasn't done anything worth hearing in over 20 years.
― carne asana (clouds), Saturday, 2 May 2015 04:33 (nine years ago) link
matt i was referring to kayaking
just so many scruff ppl's list of interests are "volleyball, kayaking, hiking, mountain climbing" oh yeah the mountains of chicago are beautiful ya great hiking spots for sure
― carne asana (clouds), Saturday, 2 May 2015 04:34 (nine years ago) link
they all translate to me "i have a job where i can afford to do these things, look at me" and so instant nope nope nope dnw
― carne asana (clouds), Saturday, 2 May 2015 04:35 (nine years ago) link