We're done LOOKING, it's time for Larry Kramer's Lincoln to give GAY bedSPRINGs quite a beating in 2015

what the fuck is this "i'd bottom for hillary" thing

Hillary is a top who won't negotiate.

unless it's over pretending to care

my formulation is "I'll be fucked by Hillary if you shits vote for her"

what the fuck is this "i'd bottom for hillary" thing

― lex pretend, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 6:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink

it's abt gay ppl making everything about them, all of the time, human rights = gay rights, Beyoncé doesn't care abt gay ppl

who cares who cares who cares who cares

gay dudes, apparently

i care about my neck

i slept on the couch. AGAIN. it's like i just can't make it to the bed sometimes.

trying to decide when to get laid next. my book is kind of full but maybe i could go to Metro after the straight birthday party thing that i have to go to on Friday night? too ambitious?

I'm owed a BJ right now.

better collect

IOU1BJ would make a cute license plate

i wish i had a car.

I drive an obscenely red Volvo S40.

fuck that's hot

It's a stick.

damn

will you give me a ride next time i'm in MN? (don't get dirty)

I did last time, didn't I?

Great to see rev in Seattle last night!

snap!

smoked some whiskey and drank some weed w/ a fanged/pointed eared (not body mods) furry babe with a samurai topknot who calls me "bub" all the time like he's wolverine from x-men. i'm smitten like.

Didn't realize the Prancing Elites had a show on Oprah's channel now.

http://www.etonline.com/news/163098_the_prancing_elites_project_exclusive_first_look/

i was at a meeting with the president of the brooklyn academy of music today. she (a woman of a certain age - with a boyfriend) has a crush on a visual artist named Dustin Yellin. our press rep was in the meeting - he says, Karen, isn't he a little furry for you? she was like waht? he was like yea he's kind of like, hairy. she goes, i don't know, i just like him. he sends me emails about the sunset.

the end.

actual dueling screenings at MoMA tonight:

Bruce Labruce's horned-cock L.A. Zombie with special-effects woundfucking galore

VS

Queen Latifah's Bessie Smith HBO biopic

those sound horrid

EWWWW! Biopics.

scruff dude: so what gets you hot and hard?
me: dicks?

a bag of 'em

L.A> Zombie is a useful deconstruction of my two least fave genres, horror and porn.

I'm still right swiping the hell out of NY scruff'ers b/c of my recent trip.

NYC scruffers make me nervous bcz it feels like there's so many of them that everyone's super competitive and I get so easily defeated, like "oh why bother even messaging anyone at all when they can pick from all these other people with fuller beards and more body hair"

I know it's called scruff, but I'm sure not everyone wants tons of body hair.

xps I think it's funny that Bruce LaBruce has TWO different queer zombie films, one of which has been highly recommended to me by a close and dear friend ("Otto") but both of which I want to see. They were released back to back, too!

I remember when he put ads in BUTT for it but they didn't have a title yet and it was just advertising for Bruce LaBruce's UNTITLED GAY ZOMBIE PROJECT or something like that.

Eric, yr totally right, too. idk, I think I just get too much in my own head and I have learned how to feel and be confident in every single type of social space except ones where hotness is a crucial factor in how and with whom you interact.

i've considered making my entire profile text the lyrics to "invisible touch" but i guess my current profile is trolly enough?

My profile is set to "Throwing It All Away"

of course it is!

i've made confidence extraneous to my life.

The drag queen splitting the bill with me last night at trivia was sure quick with the compliments.

Even typing that made me sad.

is this the bruce labruce zombie movie the one with francois sagat? he of the tattooed hairstyle and legendary butt?

yes. (He was nobody to me)

what are our thoughts on being shirtless around coworkers

my coworkers aren't worth it

my boss, a VP, just invited Ryan and I up to his 15-bedroom mansion in NH with 2 other gay couples from work for a weekend in June. he kayaks.

Oh. That kind of job. Take cash.

and a tan.

and a haircut

and like a 4 week juice cleanse with fresh, healthy foods and just the right amount of junk so i have that certain "glow" that one is supposed to have by a lake

I have shown a few people at work a very closely cropped photo of my latest tat work, which would otherwise require doffing the shirt.