oooooh! LIVIN IT UP xp
― surm, Monday, 13 April 2015 19:45 (nine years ago) link
might have a connection for molly, but dude is kinda flakey so idk
― truvada mangano (clouds), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link
i have only watched MM on prescribed shit
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:36 (nine years ago) link
What should I take before watching The Jinx?
― Eric H., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 03:56 (nine years ago) link
smoke some whiskey
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 10:58 (nine years ago) link
what the fuck is this "i'd bottom for hillary" thing
― lex pretend, Tuesday, 14 April 2015 11:34 (nine years ago) link
Hillary is a top who won't negotiate.
― Eric H., Tuesday, 14 April 2015 11:38 (nine years ago) link
unless it's over pretending to care
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 11:59 (nine years ago) link
my formulation is "I'll be fucked by Hillary if you shits vote for her"
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:46 (nine years ago) link
what the fuck is this "i'd bottom for hillary" thing― lex pretend, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 6:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― lex pretend, Tuesday, April 14, 2015 6:34 AM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
it's abt gay ppl making everything about them, all of the time, human rights = gay rights, Beyoncé doesn't care abt gay ppl
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Tuesday, 14 April 2015 12:55 (nine years ago) link
who cares who cares who cares who cares
― truvada mangano (clouds), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:03 (nine years ago) link
gay dudes, apparently
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Wednesday, 15 April 2015 05:08 (nine years ago) link
i care about my neck
i slept on the couch. AGAIN. it's like i just can't make it to the bed sometimes.
― surm, Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:35 (nine years ago) link
trying to decide when to get laid next. my book is kind of full but maybe i could go to Metro after the straight birthday party thing that i have to go to on Friday night? too ambitious?
― surm, Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:41 (nine years ago) link
I'm owed a BJ right now.
― Eric H., Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:46 (nine years ago) link
better collect
― surm, Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:49 (nine years ago) link
IOU1BJ would make a cute license plate
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Thursday, 16 April 2015 13:53 (nine years ago) link
i wish i had a car.
― surm, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:03 (nine years ago) link
I drive an obscenely red Volvo S40.
― Eric H., Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:06 (nine years ago) link
fuck that's hot
― surm, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:11 (nine years ago) link
It's a stick.
― Eric H., Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:22 (nine years ago) link
damn
― surm, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:24 (nine years ago) link
will you give me a ride next time i'm in MN? (don't get dirty)
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:30 (nine years ago) link
I did last time, didn't I?
― Eric H., Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:36 (nine years ago) link
Great to see rev in Seattle last night!
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:47 (nine years ago) link
snap!
― surm, Thursday, 16 April 2015 14:48 (nine years ago) link
smoked some whiskey and drank some weed w/ a fanged/pointed eared (not body mods) furry babe with a samurai topknot who calls me "bub" all the time like he's wolverine from x-men. i'm smitten like.
― truvada mangano (clouds), Friday, 17 April 2015 06:09 (nine years ago) link
Didn't realize the Prancing Elites had a show on Oprah's channel now.
http://www.etonline.com/news/163098_the_prancing_elites_project_exclusive_first_look/
― Eric H., Monday, 20 April 2015 16:48 (nine years ago) link
i was at a meeting with the president of the brooklyn academy of music today. she (a woman of a certain age - with a boyfriend) has a crush on a visual artist named Dustin Yellin. our press rep was in the meeting - he says, Karen, isn't he a little furry for you? she was like waht? he was like yea he's kind of like, hairy. she goes, i don't know, i just like him. he sends me emails about the sunset.
the end.
― surm, Friday, 24 April 2015 05:35 (nine years ago) link
actual dueling screenings at MoMA tonight:
Bruce Labruce's horned-cock L.A. Zombie with special-effects woundfucking galore
VS
Queen Latifah's Bessie Smith HBO biopic
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Thursday, 30 April 2015 02:23 (nine years ago) link
those sound horrid
― carne asana (clouds), Thursday, 30 April 2015 03:31 (nine years ago) link
EWWWW! Biopics.
― The New Gay Sadness (cryptosicko), Thursday, 30 April 2015 03:33 (nine years ago) link
scruff dude: so what gets you hot and hard?me: dicks?
― carne asana (clouds), Friday, 1 May 2015 03:48 (nine years ago) link
a bag of 'em
L.A> Zombie is a useful deconstruction of my two least fave genres, horror and porn.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 05:53 (nine years ago) link
I'm still right swiping the hell out of NY scruff'ers b/c of my recent trip.
― Eric H., Friday, 1 May 2015 06:13 (nine years ago) link
NYC scruffers make me nervous bcz it feels like there's so many of them that everyone's super competitive and I get so easily defeated, like "oh why bother even messaging anyone at all when they can pick from all these other people with fuller beards and more body hair"
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 May 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link
I know it's called scruff, but I'm sure not everyone wants tons of body hair.
― Eric H., Friday, 1 May 2015 13:56 (nine years ago) link
xps I think it's funny that Bruce LaBruce has TWO different queer zombie films, one of which has been highly recommended to me by a close and dear friend ("Otto") but both of which I want to see. They were released back to back, too!
I remember when he put ads in BUTT for it but they didn't have a title yet and it was just advertising for Bruce LaBruce's UNTITLED GAY ZOMBIE PROJECT or something like that.
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 May 2015 13:57 (nine years ago) link
Eric, yr totally right, too. idk, I think I just get too much in my own head and I have learned how to feel and be confident in every single type of social space except ones where hotness is a crucial factor in how and with whom you interact.
― gybe horses (Stevie D(eux)), Friday, 1 May 2015 13:59 (nine years ago) link
i've considered making my entire profile text the lyrics to "invisible touch" but i guess my current profile is trolly enough?
― carne asana (clouds), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:04 (nine years ago) link
My profile is set to "Throwing It All Away"
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:05 (nine years ago) link
of course it is!
― carne asana (clouds), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:10 (nine years ago) link
i've made confidence extraneous to my life.
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 14:18 (nine years ago) link
The drag queen splitting the bill with me last night at trivia was sure quick with the compliments.
― Eric H., Friday, 1 May 2015 15:20 (nine years ago) link
Even typing that made me sad.
is this the bruce labruce zombie movie the one with francois sagat? he of the tattooed hairstyle and legendary butt?
― gwyneth anger (patron sailor), Friday, 1 May 2015 17:17 (nine years ago) link
yes. (He was nobody to me)
― the increasing costive borborygmi (Dr Morbius), Friday, 1 May 2015 17:26 (nine years ago) link
what are our thoughts on being shirtless around coworkers
― surm, Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:09 (nine years ago) link
my coworkers aren't worth it
― The burrito of ennui (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:16 (nine years ago) link
my boss, a VP, just invited Ryan and I up to his 15-bedroom mansion in NH with 2 other gay couples from work for a weekend in June. he kayaks.
― surm, Saturday, 2 May 2015 01:18 (nine years ago) link