Some people worry that the LHC will cause a black hole. I'm more worried about what happens when the LHC Computing Grid begins to learn at a geometric rate. It might become self-aware at 2:14 a.m. Eastern time, August 29th. Then in a panic, they, I don't know, might try to pull the plug? It might try and fight back!
― Hugh G. Wreckjoke (snoball), Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:25 (nine years ago) link
time becomes a loop when time becomes a loop when time becomes a loop
― StanM, Saturday, 21 March 2015 20:36 (nine years ago) link
This is how we got Trump. Da collider
― Buttigieg comes right from the source (Neanderthal), Friday, 5 April 2019 03:46 (five years ago) link