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If anyone has an extra ticket to Fish and doesn't feel like ripping off a stranger, please let me know
― calstars, Saturday, 7 March 2015 01:14 (nine years ago) link
I get into the elevator with my boss -- a 68-year-old Jewish lawyer who is fairly dapper and charming -- and Richard, another older lawyer who is friends with my boss and looks kind of like Larry David.
A nice-looking, stylish 60-ish woman gets into the elevator.
Richard: I always wonder why men don't carry handbags. That would make life so much easier.
Woman: (something like "well yes I suppose so")
Boss: And that's a very nice handbag, by the way.
Woman: Oh, well thank you.
Boss: And a lovely necklace too, by the way.
Woman: Well thank you very much.
Richard: I think my wife just gave a handbag like that to the Salvation Army.
― Theodore "Thee Diddy" Roosevelt (Hurting 2), Wednesday, August 18, 2010 5:21 PM (4 years ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
haha, I thought of this story as soon as I saw the thread title, then realized it was here already
― five six and (man alive), Saturday, 7 March 2015 02:09 (nine years ago) link
ten months pass...