BIRDMAN MOTHERFUCKAS (2014 film feat. Michael Keaton, Edward Norton, Emma Stone, et al)

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2nd rate all that jazz

Οὖτις, Sunday, 22 February 2015 17:22 (nine years ago) link

similar style/tone sure but had different aims

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Sunday, 22 February 2015 17:54 (nine years ago) link

plus no sandahl bergman

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:21 (nine years ago) link

and ATJ isn't that great eitiher

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 22 February 2015 18:37 (nine years ago) link

Dumb question, maybe addressed: was this movie written for Keaton, or with him specifically in mind?

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:16 (nine years ago) link

Because an older, generally off-the-grid former caped crusader superhero franchise anchor is a pretty specific role, and I don't see how it could have worked without the meta layer of the star actually being Keaton. Specifically.

Josh in Chicago, Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:18 (nine years ago) link

think I read that it was

local eire man (darraghmac), Sunday, 22 February 2015 20:21 (nine years ago) link

If this thing had actually ended with Depp the whole movie would have been much improved, and I say this as someone who is underwhelmed by Depp generally now

RAP GAME SHANI DAVIS (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 22 February 2015 21:16 (nine years ago) link

This needed to be a little more effusive about the immense courage and inner beauty of movie stars.

Christ on a cracker

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:03 (nine years ago) link

it took 4 writers to simulate the howling self-absorption of Paddy Chayefsky gone New Age.

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:05 (nine years ago) link

Innaritu was married to four writers of shrill, shrieking fraud.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:08 (nine years ago) link

bar scene w/ drama critic was worthy of Jerry Lewis at his worst

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:20 (nine years ago) link

did you just watch it?

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:22 (nine years ago) link

He's there right now

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:23 (nine years ago) link

yeah i was too busy catching up with good movies til now

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:27 (nine years ago) link

I've condensed the watchable moments in this movie to Emma Stone on the roof and Edward Norton's first scene.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:28 (nine years ago) link

"2nd rate all that jazz"

That is a pretty good film to be second rate to....

Depp ending sounds far better. Or just ending this movie pre-hospital which is how I basically imagine it ending. Critic scene is probably worst (well except maybe the pointless lesbian kiss) in the entire movie.

One bad call from barely losing to (Alex in SF), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:42 (nine years ago) link

didnt see point of Norton-Stone angle except hey, vicarious middle-aged male audience wank

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 01:54 (nine years ago) link

Is it cold atop yr high horse

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 February 2015 01:56 (nine years ago) link

i feel like Keaton in his BVDs (when he's with yr mom)

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 02:04 (nine years ago) link

My mom's more of a Scotty McCreery woman

Hammer Smashed Bagels, Monday, 23 February 2015 02:26 (nine years ago) link

@pareene
The worst things about BordMang are the direction and script and the best thing was the acting so good work Academy

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Monday, 23 February 2015 13:39 (nine years ago) link

and ATJ isn't that great eitiher

It increasingly occurs to me that All About Eve is the exception to your taste levels, not the rule.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 13:43 (nine years ago) link

found this unwatchable, insufferable. didnt make it to the end

r|t|c, Monday, 23 February 2015 13:55 (nine years ago) link

It increasingly occurs to me that All About Eve is the exception to your taste levels, not the rule.

― Eric H.,

I've seen our respective top ten lists. Race to the bottom (or top).

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:09 (nine years ago) link

Enough Said

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

up there with Crash in the Best Film winners this one

jamiesummerz, Monday, 23 February 2015 14:12 (nine years ago) link

How quickly we all forgot The King's Speech.

No, I mean literally, how quickly we all forgot it.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 14:14 (nine years ago) link

Crash is by several measures worse than Birdman, The King's Speech a somnolent eighties prestige film throwback (remember when those were supposed to make a comeback?).

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:15 (nine years ago) link

Big Thinkpiece #2:

As for the big winner: Voters were obviously mad about Birdman, and everyone who was rooting for something else is … you know, mad about Birdman. It is possible to admire the exquisite craft and technical facility with which the movie was made, to be amused and charmed by its droll, darkly comic take on narcissism, artistic aspiration, and the fight of a creative individual to make a mark, and still feel a slight twinge of … This again? Another movie about showbiz and its lovable nutcases? There are stretches in which the Oscars seem to go into hibernation; think of the 1980s, when Chariots of Fire and Gandhi and Amadeus and Out of Africa and The Last Emperor won and it was hard to discern how much curiosity, or much of anything other than a desire to retreat from the world and the country into a kind of pictorial/historical splendor, the Academy had. In retrospect, I think those movies won not because Academy voters didn’t care about what was going on in America, but because they didn’t know what was going on with American movies. The 1980s — post–Raging Bull, pre–indie boom that began with 1989’s Sex, Lies, and Videotape — were a decade of uncertainty and trepidation about what American films were supposed to be, other than blockbusters.

http://grantland.com/hollywood-prospectus/decoding-the-2015-oscars-the-birdman-win-and-what-it-tells-us-about-hollywood/

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:17 (nine years ago) link

birdman was great btw anyone who hasn't seen it should watch it instead of reading this outraged tantrum of a thread

local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:31 (nine years ago) link

totally mcscrotally

i blow goat farts, aka garts for a living (waterface), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:44 (nine years ago) link

i'm sure to love it when i rescreen from my newly enlightened perspective

rip van wanko, Monday, 23 February 2015 14:55 (nine years ago) link

there's hope for everyone yet thats shat I learnt from watching best picture tm birdman motherfuckers

local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

uh what

local eire man (darraghmac), Monday, 23 February 2015 14:57 (nine years ago) link

Harris, as always and forever, OTM.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 15:25 (nine years ago) link

His theory about eighties film (borrowing bits from A.O. Scott) makes sense, but nineties commercial filmmaking was just as confused. Look at that decade's BP winners.

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 23 February 2015 15:27 (nine years ago) link

If the Academy's definition of "prestige" has drifted away from Out of Africa and Gandhi, it really doesn't matter at all what they've drifted toward IMO.

Eric H., Monday, 23 February 2015 15:41 (nine years ago) link

https://vine.co/v/OQwTawxZhI0

:-(

gr8080, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:01 (nine years ago) link

it could've been a flask

guess that bundt gettin eaten (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:04 (nine years ago) link

birdman was great btw anyone who hasn't seen it should watch it instead of reading this outraged tantrum of a thread

otm

AKA Thermo Thinwall (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:15 (nine years ago) link

read that as "outraged rectum of a thread"

punchier, imo

describing a scene in which the Hulk gets a boner (contenderizer), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:26 (nine years ago) link

For a guy who's such the center of attention in all of his other movies, it's funny that no one mentions Zack Galifinakis in this.

bit of a singles monster (Eazy), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 15:39 (nine years ago) link

that was whatchoocallhim mr Hollands opus, not Zach. he was playing zach.

Dreyfuss thats the guy. it was Dreyfuss.

local eire man (darraghmac), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 16:07 (nine years ago) link

i only see Zack Galifinakis when he's not the center; there have been others

this is another movie that tells you how great it is, well played

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 17:07 (nine years ago) link

David Bordwell on structure, style and the "long take":

http://www.davidbordwell.net/blog/2015/02/23/birdman-following-riggans-orders/

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 18:19 (nine years ago) link

I found the long-take in this distracting and not at all germane to the story, it drew attention to itself and seemed unnecessarily showy

Οὖτις, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 18:28 (nine years ago) link

I actually really liked the long take as a means of condensing the story while keeping the focus on Riggan's crisis. It's a long take, but not real time, which is something different.

Josh in Chicago, Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:20 (nine years ago) link

it wasn't a long take either

going for Thursday as when someone actually reads the DB piece

touch of a love-starved cobra (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 24 February 2015 20:24 (nine years ago) link


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